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cleavergirl🔪

@littlegiantsquid.bsky.social
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your friendly neighbor maniac

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 16h
Saw your man get swallowed and spat back out by a malevolent elm in the Haunted grove
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cleavergirl🔪 @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 9h
the wind in the trees sounds so fucking gooood today
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cleavergirl🔪 @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 20h
fell asleep in the mri machine, no wonder the wait list for these things are so long
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 07/10/2026
day 5 in ireland and my wife has threatened divorce if i don't stop with the accent so ladies the lad's free if yer up fer a bit of craic
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cleavergirl🔪 @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i have to constantly remind my brain to shut the fuck up about being critical of my productivity. like it IS productive to just rest and not make shit worse.
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Please don't talk about anything that happened more than 5 minutes ago you'll just get me started
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cleavergirl🔪 @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
could we try to invent a beer that flies don't want to die in?
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cleavergirl🔪 @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
we really share 1 braincell sometimes
white dog squinting
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cleavergirl🔪 @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ok, time to smoke so much weed my eyes roll out of my face
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cleavergirl🔪 @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it's stupid that we dont have cyberpunk level knee replacements
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cleavergirl🔪 @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
a grocery store is opening walking distance from my place and i have never been so excited
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shoutout to all the pets around the world who are literally keeping millions of people sane right now.
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cleavergirl🔪 @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i need to be kept under a heat lamp like a french fry or some sort of lizard
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I saw you from across the Bluesky and realized we could make our problems so much worse
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spooky rachel @introspectre.online · 02/10/2026
send me your address so I can visit you & explain my passions
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cleavergirl🔪 @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
productive procrastination sometimes works out for the greater good but mostly i organize something that is not a priority at all instead of doing a very important task
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cleavergirl🔪 @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
kinda fucked up that as you get better cooking there's less food to eat
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cleavergirl🔪 @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
to the delight of all the mice in my apartment, ive lost an entire bag if pistachios
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cleavergirl🔪 @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
if my electric blanket kills me know i died much happier than any of those weighted blanket bitches
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cleavergirl🔪 @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
panic attack averted, we will feel these feelings another day
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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i killed a friend's tamagochi once by accident and i'm ready to do it on purpose
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh, you like psychology? Name five ways you can help me
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cleavergirl🔪 @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
need an allergy medication that makes my throat less itchy but also it cannot knock me out for 18 hours
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cleavergirl🔪 @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
airport scanners should send the results to a doctor
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cleavergirl🔪 @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think a lot of you are the same person until proven otherwise
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cleavergirl🔪 @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm eating 3 donuts for dinner, dont tell anyone
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orcus @goblin.news · 25/09/2026
Hiding in the bushes is just one subtle little signal you can use to non-verbally say “no thank you I don’t want to talk right now!!”
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cleavergirl🔪 @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
putting antihistamines in my humidifier
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
carry on wayward son or go back to sleep it’s really none of my concern actually
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particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
An energy weapon (work computer) is beaming harmful rays (emails) at me
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froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it’s actually not cool that everything is terrible
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cleavergirl🔪 @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
just saw an ai image car wrap and holy fuck it was ugly
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 22/09/2026
people expect you to answer the door too quickly. mate, I'm at home, there's no way I was just wearing pants, hold your horses
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
having a hobby that consumes you and destroys your life but is otherwise harmless hits like nothing else
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cleavergirl🔪 @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
more good boy content
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cleavergirl🔪 @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
when im acting evil and up to no good this is what the inside of brain sounds like youtu.be/aR0BEA-NQVo?...
youtu.be
Fat Dog - Shit Love (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Fat Dog
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Seven Habits of Highly Traumatized People
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cleavergirl🔪 @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i work in customer service and when an older woman ends the conversation calling me dear or baby, the ice encasing my shriveled up heart melts
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
People don't make their soup in a cauldron over an open fire under a full moon with the sound of wolves in the distance anymore, and honestly, I think that’s a shame.
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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 19/09/2026
why am i awake
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cleavergirl🔪 @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i cut off a bunch of my hair and did a mediocre as fuck job but at least im not pissed about paying someone $200+ for the same fucking thing
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Gupp @kenny-loggoff.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
magic the gathering okay but i like my magic alone time
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cleavergirl🔪 @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
idk what im doing but apparently its not going to bed early
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
and for the lady? perhaps a sword?
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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We don’t punch tickets like we used to and it really shows.
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Driving on bark chips must feel so good for the arborist truck
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cleavergirl🔪 @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
sending myself into a dissociative state by imaging how good it must feel to drink a healing potion
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cosmic angel @itcleb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
let's all go supernova fuck it
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cleavergirl🔪 @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
if im posting less it's because my dog notices when i stop petting him to use two hands to type and isn't a fan
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