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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 1h

Promotional materials got me down.

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 7h

My many enemies will be pleased to know that I've somehow got both hands and both feet stuck in 4 separate jars

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 23h

Negotiations with the moth on the blinds have broken down.

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RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

[standing out in my corduroy field] Beautiful, she’s almost ready for harvest

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

using Predator cloaking technology to sneak into a bunch of jazz/tap classes so I can learn for free

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Just don't think I have it in me to read about beer, even if some monks show up.

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 31/05/2025

Apothegary great name for pharmacist

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

WHAT: Saint Laurent (spring 2027) OCCASIONS: chic hopscotch or at a cocktail party you hear a ringing, a calling, & simultaneously 15 of you drop your champagne coupes & form a sisterhood—to OWN THE NIGHT IF IT WERE A SCENT: wheeled suitcase over cobblestone EMOTIONAL RANGE: 🔑/✨ #MJMfashionGuide

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I’m sorry – I need to take this call. It’s my undertaker

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I've decided to let the weather be a surprise.

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Bret Saunders @bretsaunders.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Maintain a wondrous relationship with the beauty of creativity in the world - listen to more jazz.

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Elizabeth Hackett @lizhackett.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

A posh woman asked where I got my boots and I didn't want to say TJ Maxx, so I told her I won them in a bar fight.

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You can find my favorite quotations in the movie 'Point Break.'

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Golf guys are basically men who love accessories but don’t realize it

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

POSSIBLE NEW IDIOMS oiling the swingset stop when you smell oatmeal placing ice cubes in orchids & hoping for bees subtle as stacked microwaves puppy, I ain’t a leg plink, plink! pearls coming off the strand rich in fruit peels backup singers taking a smoke break & THAT’S a Myanmar shave

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I don't think I need to hear the refs discuss whatever, life is tough enough.

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It should always say "The End" when a movie is over, just to be safe.

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A Garbage Can @steakcityliars.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

The ominous slowing of your roll

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Allison Wyss (But the abyss... It's still in my heart.) @allisonwyss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I was recently informed that, when trying on clothes, if it doesn’t fit, you don’t even have to look in the mirror. This is going to change my life.

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It's a carnival out there (tiny people, tiny bikes, pink food).

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

WHAT: Jil Sander (spring 2027) OCCASIONS: lawyering for a monastery/abbey or being a total frost at a cocktail party by saying the word “data” too much IF IT WERE A SCENT: overflowing pedestal sink EMOTIONAL RANGE: do not make me laugh (ha!) at your belief in so-called emotions #MJMfashionGuide

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

i wanna be in a situation where i get to say “bingo” when someone figures something out but i’m gonna add “was his name-o” because that sounds way cooler

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

A full-length movie about the cowboy those other guys murdered because his salsa was made in New York City

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 03/07/2024

Nah more than ever before

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

You’ll feel a deep and abiding sense of peace when you realize that it’s not things that make you happy. It’s stuff

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

One day you just start thinking about elbows.

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Dr Pop Culture USA @drpopcultureusa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Lois And Her Goddamned Hat.

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Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Sometimes you spin the lazy susan and it comes up olives

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I sneezed during an Earth, Wind & Fire song and touched God

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 19/09/2026

Lucky for Portland, they ended their football program in 1951. So only Portland State is left to face the wrath of the Ducks. This is how the Pilots depicted them ending the football program in 1951 in their yearbook.

Man shooting a football old yeller style with a P on their sweater

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Dean Frey @dean.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Sam Taylor-Johnson Crying Men (Sam Shepherd), 2004

Black & white photo of Shepherd, his head in his hand.

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RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Resident Evil is great because Out-of-State Evil is much more expensive.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

It’s like my mom used to say: “Distract the security guard”

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Trying to sync up Confessions II with 2001.

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Please detective, I'm not a little girl anymore. Call me Nanceth Drew.

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

reincarnation is when you come back as an instant breakfast

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Let’s exchange scented soaps and pretend none of this ever happened

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I keep hearing chimes, which I assume means nothing.

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

You know you live in a small town when the electricity goes out suddenly & you call the power company & your cousin answers & says “I’ll send (your other cousin) to check that line again.”

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Thank you, Bob Mackie, for showing us a way.

Young Cher, in a sequined & feathered transparent gown, & a young & bow tied Bob Mackie.

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The theme of my fall wardrobe is "sad French murder."

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

we finally ran that one guy who wouldn’t stop talking like a pirate out of our village, but a couple hours later another guy moved in & he wouldn’t stop talking like sgt. joe friday from the tv show dragnet.

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Cineau @cineau74.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Frame of the Day

“The Long Good Friday” (1980) Bob Hoskins & Helen Mirren

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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

50 pages into this book and no one has been murdered yet. I’m so confused. Am I supposed to bookmark it and go murder someone? Is this Neverending Story where I’m now responsible for my own murdertainment?

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