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Mere Smith @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FATALITY
A tweet from Joyce Carol Oates: overall takeaway from the Curtis Yarvin profile is that there must be millions of smart-aleck show-offy kids who annoy their teachers and go on to annoy other adults through their lives with their “contrarian” pose that hardens to a carapace over their faces; until, as adults, they still harbor a delusion that, if there is a king, or a fuhrer, he’d be impressed with the guys motor mouth and appoint him to his cabinet rather than deleting him with a negligent swipe of his wrist as Stalin did routinely.
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 18h
SEN. ERIC SCHMITT: Do these texts not prove that a shrimp fried this rice?
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🐳📖🌊 Ep 9 is up! Chapters 54-58: “The Town-Ho’s Story” to “Brit.” Endless gratitude to everyone reading & listening along. exploringthegreats.com/moby-dick @hesterblum.bsky.social
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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 22h
if you want to know what 'Zohran filling potholes' looks like at the federal executive level it's this. little but noticeable steps towards accountability. it doesn't make the structural crises go away, but it makes them a hell of a lot less noticeable and buys you good will.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Prayers up for my buddy Eric Schmitt! After a tough day at work he forgot to pull his pants down before taking a shit & had to waddle home as loose turds periodically fell out of his pant leg.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🇺🇸🗳️ Make sure you’re registered to vote. Do it now & repost. iwillvote.com
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I Will Vote
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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Herman Melville: Imagine a whale. Fuck you, it’s way cooler than that.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🐳📖🌊 Ep 9 is up! Chapters 54-58: “The Town-Ho’s Story” to “Brit.” Endless gratitude to everyone reading & listening along. exploringthegreats.com/moby-dick @hesterblum.bsky.social
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 06/05/2023
no longer an anxiety girl, not yet a screaming woman
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🇺🇸🗳️ Make sure you’re registered to vote. Do it now & repost. iwillvote.com
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I Will Vote
Be a voter. Find everything you need to vote in your state’s next election.
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 29/09/2026
Google Maps images show scale of Israel's destruction of Gaza, where more than 74,000 Palestinians have been killed.
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Satellite images show Gaza in ruins three years into Israel's genocidal war
Google Maps images show scale of Israel's destruction of Gaza, where more than 74,000 Palestinians have been killed.
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Adam McKay @ghostpanther.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A car marked "New York Times" turning hard to the right off a highway labeled "Reality" to an exit named "Bedtime Stories for White Centrists""
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Super cool. Here’s a class traitor dispatch: when you start to make more money you start to pay more taxes. The size of the checks you send to the govt have big numbers on them. It’s unsettling. You need a strategy & that strategy is SUCK IT UP MOTHERFUCKER.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't forget that @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social wants to let the GOP get away with all of this. He said let's turn the page and get on with business. He's on the side of the Nazis if he thinks this kind of thing is acceptable in the United States of America. This can't be allowed to slide. It can't.
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 29/09/2026
The Trump administration's illegal kidnapping and detention of Mahmoud Khalil will perhaps be seen as one of the more pivotal moments which accelerated the change in elite, and especially elite youth opinion on Palestine.
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A Quietly Shattering Memoir by a Man Detained by ICE for His Beliefs (Gift Article)
Mahmoud Khalil, the Palestinian activist and former Columbia graduate student, offers an account of his ordeal and explains why his work continues.
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Lorenzo Salgado, jr. @oznezol.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One step closer to justice for my dad, Lorenzo Salgado Araujo.
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Jim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
as a satire on so-called late stage capitalism how could one beat investors pouring a trillion into a company offering to wipe out humankind
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What A Time To Be Alive @whatatimepod.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Horgus
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In the UK, Prince William has launched an anti-suicide campaign with the Premier League, whose every other ad is for gambling. Hey prince: how about you dust off some old dungeons & fill them with every gambling CEO & the celebs who endorse them & watch suicides plummet? EASY PEASY MATE
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Location scouting request. Is there ANYWHERE in Great Britain where I can find these types of houses?
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tilly Norwood has been tried by kangaroo court & executed for putting fentanyl in baby formula in Ohio
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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‘I lost my children, and I’m afraid of losing my baby again’: a day in the life of a pregnant woman in Gaza
Alaa lives in a tent pitched on the ruins of her house, which was destroyed by an Israeli airstrike that killed all three of her children. In one month, she will give birth again
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onion person @junlper.beer · 17/09/2026
went to my first (chicago) DSA meeting tonight, it was genuinely so great. join DSA, its worth it
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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I will vote, make calls, knock doors, take up arms for whoever destroys the online gambling industry
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
elon and all of the little freaks in doge have 100% done this
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
Every three weeks it’s like but white supremacists who mostly care about testosterone and killing minorities were supposed to fix the economy
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
FANTASY? This is my reality
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AI EXECUTIVE (bragging about his product): Using this every day has made me incredibly stupid
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The BEST part of getting old (and there are many) is that you can ABSOLUTELY miss something wildly popular. Zooshas just flying by while you’re admiring someone’s sensible shoes or whatever. Bliss.
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Aurelien Mondon @aurelmondon.com · 27/09/2026
Burnham, as expected, fuelling far-right narratives instead of addressing them He knows painting these as "legitimate concerns" will only embolden and legitimise them He knows they are minoritarian but he makes them "the people" He's comfortable for the rest of us can suffer the consequences
Burnham says concerns of women in Piddington about camp for asylum seekers 'understandable'

Q: What would you say to the women of Piddington concerned about having a camp for asylum seeker near their village, or women in other villages with similar concerns?

Burnham replied:

    Those concerns are understandable and they have to be addressed in whatever solution is finally agreed.

    There were also concerns expressed about the use of hotels and the reason why the nature of accommodation is changing across the country is because a commitment was given to end the use of hotels, and that was what many people were calling for a few years ago.
Burnham says he will be 'relentless' in dealing with small boats, but sidesteps offshore processing question

Q: Would you consider more radical policies, such as sending asylum seekers to a country like Albania to have their claims processed there?

Burnham avoided the question, but stressed there was some evidence that “things are going in the right direction.”

He said he would be “relentless” in addressing this issue.

And he praised what Shabama Mahmood, the home secretary, is doing on this.

    She’s got a strong grip on this issue. What we have been doing is working, but more is needed and more will be done.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Disdaining fortune with his brandished steel Which smoked with bloody execution, Like Valour’s minion carved out his passage Till he faced the slave, Which ne’er shook hands, nor bade farewell to him, Till he unseamed him from the nave to the chaps, And fixed his fucking head upon our battlements
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Slift’s incredible new album was recorded live in studio with no overdubs & mixed by killer Kurt Ballou of Converge and… you can tell. Easily my favorite French psych-rock 3 piece working today youtu.be/Og8TDbfIAWY?...
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YouTube video by SLIFT - Topic
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I should add that in addition to being much funnier than anticipated--Musk is going to be intensely humiliated by this movie, it's going to attack the deepest wounds he tries so hard to conceal--it is also bone-chilling. I think he gutted USAID with DOGE to kill masses of people in the third world.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here's how we get Medicare for All done: Make Medicare whole (no one can keep all the parts straight!) Include vision, dental, and hearing. Begin extending to more people, starting with children. We arrive at Medicare for All, which means great Medicare for everyone.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I would NEVER do this
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
CARS/SNOWFAL.GIF
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Alex Gibney @alexgibneyfilm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The trailer for my new film, "Musk," has just been released.
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 24/09/2026
Ella Langley & Tucker Wetmore are dating, PEOPLE reports.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Claude how do I “wipe my ass?”
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
episode 033
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 25/09/2026
🧐 www.axios.com/2024/10/25/m...
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Scoop: Meta strikes multi-year AI deal with Reuters
It's the first news deal Meta has made in the AI era.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’d be grateful if you took down this post. My wife is on this site/app
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sheriffs & DAs have huge powers over criminal justice, e.g.: often deciding how much local assistance ICE gets. So I worked all year on whittling down the thousands (!) of these races happening in 2026 to find the ones that matter most. NEW TODAY: Learn about the 25 most pivotal November races.
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The 25 Sheriff and Prosecutor Races Set to Shape Criminal Justice and ICE Collaboration - Bolts
Voters face stark choices for offices with vast powers on policing and punishment. Bolts walks you through key contests to watch across a dozen states.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ll drink a 𝐁𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 at an interview & take your secretary to Six Flags
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Mr. Bible Lore Podcast @haydentank.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Can't believe Rob Delaney is a third of the way through a podcast covering Moby-Dick and I'm only just now finding out about it.
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Jeff Lazarus @jlazarus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is Nazi rhetoric. Not similar. Not Nazi-like. It’s straight up lebensraum.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Greatest trick AI leaders have pulled is convincing many people—especially influential people in govt, media, and business—that their software is intelligent, independent, yet never culpable. Humans build it, humans deploy it, but no one bears responsibility for the things that happen when they do.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is extremely, extremely good.
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