Reposted by jason.sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 4h*watching a mattress commercial where the couple wakes up refreshed and happy* more ai slop 39515
Reposted by jason.donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 12hSimplify your life by hibernating from now until spring 1031164
Reposted by jason.Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026it's crazy people used to write their posts with quills and shit 56414
jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Chasing orange hues along the central Oregon Coast. 📸: Yachats, Oregon 08120
Reposted by jason.BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026HR says I need to stop referring to my coworkers as mortals. This feels like discrimination against high deities. 1123059
Reposted by jason.Amy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026think you’re in love? go eat some cheese about it and put on some fuzzy socks. now you love cheese and fuzzy socks, the end. 29529
jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Happy 35th to this gem. This album changed my outlook on life when I needed it most, and is likely my most played album of all time. ATCQ forever. 0122
jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Hell of a debut season, Portland. Looking forward to the future. 0120
jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Looking like a little incoming weather along the Oregon Coast. I am not looking forward to the end of Summer, but, it is approaching anyway. 📷: Cape Lookout, Oregon 79316
Reposted by jason.🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Pan's labyrinth sounds like an off brand chuck-e-cheese that has never met an OSHA requirement they wouldn't violate 39823
Reposted by jason.sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026you want me to be well informed but you also want me to not act insane so you see the conundrum right 6400155
Reposted by jason.smithsonianthadius🍥 @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I’m a much better reposter than poster 711049
Reposted by jason.Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026*reads your future from the entrails of a seven layer burrito 37236
Reposted by jason.Amy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026“can we table that idea for now?” i dunno gary can we refrigerator your face for a few hours 521563
jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ed Sheeran makes music for people waiting for their coffee at Starbucks. 0294
jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Four of my favorite spaces along the Oregon Coast. Find your spaces, people. 📷: Oregon (various) 05311
Reposted by jason.Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 13/09/2026i support bees not data centres thank you for your time 130257
Reposted by jason.SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's whatever she does on those nights she blacks out and wakes up in the woods covered in glitter and blood 17123
Reposted by jason.sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026i saved thousands on my car insurance by returning to the sea 91233291
Reposted by jason.Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I bet da Vinci told Mona Lisa to smile more and that's why he's dead now. 1037497
Reposted by jason.Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Putting “influencer” in my bio and posting nude drawings of Grimace 918528
Reposted by jason.andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 10/09/2026Answering all my doctor's questions with "that's a great question" 181203194
Reposted by jason.sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026whispering to the person who’s ahead of me in line at cvs that i can smell their fear 1524572
Reposted by jason.Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Honestly kinda sick of bringing things to the table. Fuck that table. 37226
Reposted by jason.Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Let’s do whippets, listen to Stone Temple Pilots, and watch the flying toasters on our Macintosh 2120552
jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Assorted snaps around town while the slow creep of September rolls in. 📷: Portland, Oregon 16911
Reposted by jason.korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Horsepower is an insane unit. Imagine buying a refrigerator rated at 3.7 raccoonstrengths. 1521961
Reposted by jason.Photography by Alfie Goodrich @alfie.photography · 03/09/2026As we're in a Super El Niño year, I don't imagine for a second that autumn will arrive at the normal time or be normal in any way. But, I am looking forward to whatever manifests as autumn. As there are some lovely scenes in Tokyo. Details about the photos in their ALT text. 5404
Reposted by jason.cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 03/09/2026They look like dogpiles but it’s actually a very thorough organizational system of piles, please don’t jostle the cheesepiles thank you 16021
jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Ahhhh, new Hieroglyphics dropped! Listening to “All Said and Done” now. 🎧 0101
Reposted by jason.Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I wear black hoping the ravens will accept me as one of their own 817654
Reposted by jason.Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/09/2026and miles to scroll before i sleep 401403195
jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Downgrade a movie Big Misunderstanding in Little China 070
Reposted by jason.Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 28/08/2026nice joke. can i explain it to death? 6087574
Reposted by jason.Hannibal Tabu | writer/VO actor (he/him/his) @hannibaltabu.bsky.social · 27/08/2026It is 1986, and I am traumatized by the death of Optimus Prime. It is 2026, and I am traumatized by the death of Optimus Prime. #petercullen 728563
jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Last set of black and white photos from this roll, and a little nod to Minor White. 📷: Portland, Oregon 1419
jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I’m no longer calling the hockey team in Colorado the “Avalanche” btw… 140
jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Apparently that “new Twitter” is already leaking data like a sieve. 050
Reposted by jason.Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express 551396128
Reposted by jason.Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Love hearing boomers say old school. Like bro, you mean school? 318252
Reposted by jason.weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 25/08/2026It's never too late to learn the piano. Not even 2AM. 1025829
Reposted by jason.🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Rest in peace, Dolly. You could have died a billionaire but you lived as a good person 245261
Reposted by jason.los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 26/08/2026England’s fort knox is called pound town 414444
Reposted by jason.Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I hate high school reunions. I prefer showing up unannounced at my classmates' homes to give them detailed updates on my life 317326
jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Mt. St. Helens, had ash all over the streets here. Had to go up to Kienow’s with my mom for groceries bundled up like a hazmat investigator. Then seeing the Challenger explosion live in school. I’ll never forget the wails of crying from teachers in the hallway after they rolled the television out. 081