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jason.

@vagrantmachine.bsky.social
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Taking Photos & Writing Words Generally Outside || Music Hoarder || Bad at Bios My photos & words: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qw6w434fc3… 📍PDX [he/him]

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 4h
*watching a mattress commercial where the couple wakes up refreshed and happy* more ai slop
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 12h
Simplify your life by hibernating from now until spring
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it's crazy people used to write their posts with quills and shit
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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Chasing orange hues along the central Oregon Coast. 📸: Yachats, Oregon
A color photo of sunsetting over the Pacific Ocean along the Oregon Coast. The sky is cloudy with hints of orange, yellow, and blue, and there are rocks and tide-pools in the foreground.
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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 27/09/2026
let's all get anxiety!!!
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
HR says I need to stop referring to my coworkers as mortals. This feels like discrimination against high deities.
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Amy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
think you’re in love? go eat some cheese about it and put on some fuzzy socks. now you love cheese and fuzzy socks, the end.
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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy 35th to this gem. This album changed my outlook on life when I needed it most, and is likely my most played album of all time. ATCQ forever.
A Tribe Called Quest’s album cover for ‘The Low End Theory’
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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hell of a debut season, Portland. Looking forward to the future.
A screencap of a newscast where the newscaster is talking, and a graphic showing fire is in the top right corner with the word “Fire” under it.
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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Looking like a little incoming weather along the Oregon Coast. I am not looking forward to the end of Summer, but, it is approaching anyway. 📷: Cape Lookout, Oregon
A color photo of an incoming storm above the Pacific Ocean taken from Cape Lookout State Park in Oregon.
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pan's labyrinth sounds like an off brand chuck-e-cheese that has never met an OSHA requirement they wouldn't violate
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
you want me to be well informed but you also want me to not act insane so you see the conundrum right
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smithsonianthadius🍥 @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m a much better reposter than poster
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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
*reads your future from the entrails of a seven layer burrito
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Amy @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“can we table that idea for now?” i dunno gary can we refrigerator your face for a few hours
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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran makes music for people waiting for their coffee at Starbucks.
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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Four of my favorite spaces along the Oregon Coast. Find your spaces, people. 📷: Oregon (various)
A color photo taken of a stretch of beach along the Oregon Coast. Clouds rolling in.A color photo of a coastal scene along the Central Oregon Coast. Tidepools make up the foreground.A color photo of an empty beach along the Central Oregon Coast.A color photo of the Cape Perpetua area along the Oregon Coast during a sun break in the storm clouds.
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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 13/09/2026
i support bees not data centres thank you for your time
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SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻 @instantghosts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's whatever she does on those nights she blacks out and wakes up in the woods covered in glitter and blood
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i saved thousands on my car insurance by returning to the sea
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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Michael Mann’s North Shore
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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I bet da Vinci told Mona Lisa to smile more and that's why he's dead now.
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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
make a band edible: Defscones
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Putting “influencer” in my bio and posting nude drawings of Grimace
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 10/09/2026
Answering all my doctor's questions with "that's a great question"
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
whispering to the person who’s ahead of me in line at cvs that i can smell their fear
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Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Honestly kinda sick of bringing things to the table. Fuck that table.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Let’s do whippets, listen to Stone Temple Pilots, and watch the flying toasters on our Macintosh
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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Assorted snaps around town while the slow creep of September rolls in. 📷: Portland, Oregon
A color photograph of a street scene looking down the street at a distant light rail car. There are pots with red and yellow flowers along the tree lined street.A color photo of a man playing an electric guitar on a downtown sidewalk with a small amplifier. He has his guitar case open for tips, and the light flickers on him and the background buildings.A color photo of buildings lit up by afternoon light along a side street in downtown Portland, Oregon.A color photo of a street in downtown Portland, the trees lining the street make sort of a tunnel as they have been trimmed.
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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Horsepower is an insane unit. Imagine buying a refrigerator rated at 3.7 raccoonstrengths.
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Photography by Alfie Goodrich @alfie.photography · 03/09/2026
As we're in a Super El Niño year, I don't imagine for a second that autumn will arrive at the normal time or be normal in any way. But, I am looking forward to whatever manifests as autumn. As there are some lovely scenes in Tokyo. Details about the photos in their ALT text.
A panorama made from six, vertical orientation photos. This was made at Todoroki Shrine, at the top of the Todoroki Ravine here in Tokyo. The viewing deck at the rear of the shrine is at a level which corresponds with a large percentage of the tree canopy. So you get a wonderful view of the leaves. Here we see one of the lanterns lit up as sunset approaches. The last of that sun streaming through the momoji trees. Which are a variety of warm, autumn tones.Looking up in to a canopy of red momiji leaves at Todoroki Ravine in Tokyo. Behind is the out of focus, dark shapes of tree trunks and other trees. This was photographed with a telephoto lens at its widest aperture.
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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
They look like dogpiles but it’s actually a very thorough organizational system of piles, please don’t jostle the cheesepiles thank you
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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ahhhh, new Hieroglyphics dropped! Listening to “All Said and Done” now. 🎧
The album cover of Hieroglyphics album “All Said and Done” which has an images on top of a turntable, all illustrated, with “Hieroglyphics” and the album title above and below in stylized typeface.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I wear black hoping the ravens will accept me as one of their own
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
and miles to scroll before i sleep
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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Downgrade a movie Big Misunderstanding in Little China
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
nice joke. can i explain it to death?
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Hannibal Tabu | writer/VO actor (he/him/his) @hannibaltabu.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It is 1986, and I am traumatized by the death of Optimus Prime. It is 2026, and I am traumatized by the death of Optimus Prime. #petercullen
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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Last set of black and white photos from this roll, and a little nod to Minor White. 📷: Portland, Oregon
A black and white photo of light shining across a building at an angle in downtown Portland.A black and white photo of people walking downtown next to a building with light leak is through the foliage, they are approaching a sign on the building that just reads “YES”A black and white photo of the front facade and entrance to Jake’s Grill in downtown Portland.A black and white photo of light shining across a buildings in downtown Portland.
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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’m no longer calling the hockey team in Colorado the “Avalanche” btw…
A screenshot of a MapQuest map of Lake Ontario reimagined as “Lake Bring Back the Quebec Nordiques”
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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Apparently that “new Twitter” is already leaking data like a sieve.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express
a grid of the six power rangers from the 1990s tv series
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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Just had to get it out of my system, tbh…
A photo of Doctor Doom’s back with “ALL CAPS When You Spell the Man Name” above it in an Avengers style typeface. Taken from the Madvillain song “ALL CAPS”
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Love hearing boomers say old school. Like bro, you mean school?
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It's never too late to learn the piano. Not even 2AM.
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Rest in peace, Dolly. You could have died a billionaire but you lived as a good person
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
England’s fort knox is called pound town
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I hate high school reunions. I prefer showing up unannounced at my classmates' homes to give them detailed updates on my life
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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Mt. St. Helens, had ash all over the streets here. Had to go up to Kienow’s with my mom for groceries bundled up like a hazmat investigator. Then seeing the Challenger explosion live in school. I’ll never forget the wails of crying from teachers in the hallway after they rolled the television out.
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jason. @vagrantmachine.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Rest easy. Shine bright.
A color photo of Dolly Parton laughing while holding a banjo. She is wearing a multicolored top in front of a shimmering rainbow backdrop.
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