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Marjorie James Keenan

@unenthusiast.com
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enabled enabler laziest perfectionist assuming final form "He's not that popular. He has no friends." -Stan Lee ʲᵒʰⁿ ¹⁹⁶⁸ ʰᵉᐟᵗʰᵉʸ ᴾᴺᵂ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵃʸ ᵗᵒᵒᵐᵉᵗᵃ

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 8h
Million Dollar Idea: Liberty Biberty Fleshlight
The Liberty Biberty yellow poofy ball thing with text reading "Say hello to Liby Biby" no I did not photoshop a fleshlight for its mouth you sicko that's nasty
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 9h
Eatin' Good In The Neighborhood
Applebee's logo but it reads
HijackBeef's 
and the apple is replaced with a clipart burger
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 15h
facts
Still from movie Krull. Main actor in black open-neck shirt holding 12 ridged throwing cruller
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 16h
my mind's eye every time I see this mf's face
TEMU Justin Hartley with his tiny too-close-together eyes even too-closer together
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 16h
You're goo goo g'joobing? I am the walrus and you are goo goo g'joobing?
lil bb walrus looking laying on at orange mat while receiving 24-hour cuddle care at Alaska SeaLife Center 

src:
https://alaskapublic.org/news/2023-08-04/baby-walrus-rescued-from-arctic-tundra-receives-24-hour-cuddle-care-at-sealife-center
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 17h
God saves his crullest battles for his krispiest kremes
a hand removing a krispy kreme OG glazed mini cruller from the sack
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 07/10/2026
how i arrived in Bluesky
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 06/10/2026
screenshot from the Collective Soul video "Shine" where the lead singer, Mr. Soul, says "yeah"
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 06/10/2026
🎶"He's fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack He is touring the facility and picking up slack"
John McCrea, lead singer for the band CAKE, wearing a blue suit and a bucket hat, one hand raised while singing, a speech bubble below him
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 05/10/2026
a Rufous-vented Ground Cuckoo on a tiny red chair with caption:
cuckoo chair
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 05/10/2026
Go w/ the Flo
The "You Wouldn't Download A Car" meme but it reads You Wouldn't Liberty A Biberty and it has the new LibMu yellow poofy demon muppet thing in the background
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 04/10/2026
*rolling into your business formal function like*
New York City Ballet principal dancer Gilbert Bolden III wearing "dress shirt" that he himself designed and made for the New York City Ballet Fall Fashion Gala on Oct 1, 2026. A long button-down collared fishtail dress with a long black leather tie that wraps around him like a spiraling sash
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 03/10/2026
*fights like a girl*
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 03/10/2026
when you get mad at me this is whomst you're mad at
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 03/10/2026
was thinking about getting back into shape but round is a pretty good shape so
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 03/10/2026
I'm allergic to cats but still celebrate this holy day
Scene from Aliens where Ripley says to Jonesy, after deciding that she will assist the Marines investigating the lack of comms from the colony on LV426, split into three panels:

P1: "And you, you little shithead..."
P2: "You're staying here."
P3: Jonesy stares back at her, unbothered
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 03/10/2026
"You guys know anything by Black Sabbath?" "You know we do!"
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 02/10/2026
brb just gonna purify myself in the healing waters of Big Ass Lake
aerial view of Big Ass Lake, a glacial lake in Halifax County, Nova Scotia, Canada
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 02/10/2026
Super Intelligence
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 02/10/2026
Flavor Flav and Chuck D. bumping fists
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 01/10/2026
It's like nobody even wants to say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit as the only way to be sure anymore
Digital painting of Corporal Colette Ferro, pilot of the Cheyenne dropship, Bug Stomper, part of the United States Colonial Marine Corps, 2nd Battalion , Bravo Team deployed to LV-426 aboard the USS Sulaco to investigate the sudden loss of contact with the colony of Hadley's Hope.
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 01/10/2026
screenshot of the America.gov chatbot asking "How do I make the booty clap?" with an image from the WikiHow.com article "A Beginner’s Guide to Booty Clapping" showing a line drawing of a human figure throwing it back to making that booty clap
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 01/10/2026
A tiny smoke-grey furry bat with darker face, ears and wings.  The big story is the tiny size.  The entire bat fits on a portion of a human's thumb, a tee-weeny tiny little guy, but now with a speech bubble reading, "Tell your friends. Tell all of your friends. I am the night."
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 30/09/2026
one more day and then
The Justin Timberlake "It's gonna be May" meme but JT is replaced with Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day and the caption now reads: "It's gonna be September's end"
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 29/09/2026
evergreen post
fake post of rebar posting the word "fart" and it doing numbers
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 29/09/2026
"How do you do, fellow humans?"
the Muse mascot but with Zuckerberg's face
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 29/09/2026
I like Nike, but wait a minute The neighborhood supports, so put some money in it All corporations owe, they gotta give up the dough To my town or else we gotta shut 'em down
close-up of Pope Leo rocking the mic
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 29/09/2026
Scene from The Martian where Matty D says "I'm gonna have to science the shit out of this" but the word "science" is replaced by "fucking"
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 27/09/2026
carbs are not the enemy
youtube video player for Chonky Loaf's hit song, Choosing Texas Toast, showing the toast sitting at the bar, nursing a glass of whiskey, a silhouetted couple dance in the bar's fading light
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 27/09/2026
logging on
tiny felted plague doctor figure with cane and small round bottle of green liquid, by VantoArk
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 27/09/2026
this is what they took from you
Andrew Siciliano on the set of Directv Red Zone Channel
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 26/09/2026
phat stands for "Piquantly Hot and Tender"
banner advertising brisket sliders and BBQ with a cartoon cow that needs to calm tf down, labelled "phat-ass Brisket"
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 26/09/2026
the scene from The Rise of Skywalker where Oscar Isaac's Poe Dameron is telling everyone that "somehow Palpatine has returned" but the caption reads "Somehow, were out of original ideas"
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 26/09/2026
logging on
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 26/09/2026
I'm allergic to cats but still celebrate this holy day
Ellen Ripley carrying a flame thrower and Jonesy in his cat carrier in the dark corridors of the USCSS Nostromo with the shadow of an alien xenomorph just behind them, drawn in a cartoon style. Art by Myron Burgess
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 25/09/2026
🎶Everyone knows it’s Windy🌬️
Power outage map for Puget Sound Energy showing 52K outages in and around Olympia WA
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 25/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach?
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 25/09/2026
whats a movie less than 60% on rotten tomatoes that you consider to be a perfect movie? like not a bit, genuinely perfect film. (chick-a-boom)
IMDB rating of 41% for Great Expectations (1998)
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 25/09/2026
rods and cones?
Rod Stewart eating an ice cream cone
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 25/09/2026
screenshot of me hiding this post for me
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 25/09/2026
no. like this
Voltron floating in space if front of a bright blue galaxy but her head is Bea Arthur, with text reading Voltron of Golden Girls
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 23/09/2026
didn't notice this at first but the Lowly Worm might be a vampire
close-up of Lowly Worm appearing to show a single fang poking out from his upper lip
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 23/09/2026
scene from You’ve Got Mail where Steve Zahn’s character says he’s getting some eucalyptus candles bc it makes his apartment smell moss-ay
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 22/09/2026
rolling into autumn like
framed needlepoint of Richard Scarry's Lowly Worm wearing puritan garb driving a pumpkin car instead of an apple
Credit: Reddit user /u/kenz024
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 22/09/2026
our sushi takeout order came with an irresponsible amount of wasabi
plastic takeout containers with sushi, a large pile of pickled ginger and an ice cream scoop sized blob of wasabi
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 22/09/2026
Scene from Seinfeld where Frank Costanza climbs into bed with a bowl of kasha, and offers a spoonful to a reluctant George with text overlay reading:
Kalshi
Trade on anything.
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 21/09/2026
This is a dance off. If you see this, post a dance.
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 20/09/2026
Quote this with a picture of the aircraft you'll accept as a bribe.
Mr. Kim's Noodle Barge from The Fifth Element
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 20/09/2026
"Why would I become The Joker? There's no reason for me to do that."
Elizabeth Holmes talking to Nathan Fielder, from the You Can See Everything movie trailer but she's wearing a batman mask
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 20/09/2026
the "You're gonna need a bigger boat" scene from Jaws but done in a four color newsprint style by Jerome Caskets, but the text now reads:
"You're gonna need a bigger butt"
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