Reposted by ScissorsVivicorpCEO @vivicorpceo.bsky.social · 2hThis is why alt text is vital. I mean also the accessibility thing but puppy 081
Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 2hgood morning! happ… oh? what was that? i’m told we aren’t saying ‘happy’ before the day of the week anymore because it depresses people 380
Reposted by ScissorsThe Princess Bride (1987) @princessbride1987.bsky.social · 3hNothing comes to mind. 021
Reposted by ScissorsMichael Paul 🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 27/09/2026my first liquid filled vinyl, with ghibli music 5245
Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 13hLittle Debbie Swiss Roll deficiency: frozen or room temperature 5150
Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 13hi bet sliding across a mandolin feels good for a vegetable 3140
Reposted by ScissorsJe Hyeon | ABOLISH the polICE @naptime.theolive.garden · 14hgood evening and good night 0654
Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 14hTime to remind folks how content warnings and trigger warnings work For example, if I were to post an entire thread discussing sexual assault I would, at the beginning of the thread say… CW: mentions SA/sexual assault 3212
Reposted by ScissorsMemento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 14hi cannot get the phrase conway titty out of my head thank you for letting me post it 3862
Reposted by ScissorsJD (by way of Blacksky) @jdot.blacksky.team · 14hBoosting in light of the discourse surrounding Cornell University. 111663
Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 19hwork email: just a reminder! translation: i’m about to tell on you 1130
Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 22hIt should be illegal for zoom to change the ‘leave meeting’ and ‘end meeting’ buttons 1131
Reposted by ScissorsBette Vile @bette.bsky.social · 23hI wish to contribute some outstanding keys I saw in a museum in Bologna 162
Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 23hWhen people talk about their WIP, my brain autocorrects it to WAP 3191
Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 23hi have a confession: i have no idea what it means to archive an email so i never use that option 1180
Reposted by Scissorsitty bitty fairy @krissywrites.northsky.social · 29/09/2026thinking about him 0175
Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 29/09/2026imagine hating me and i’m just over here singing a song i made up about bean soup 3294
Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 29/09/2026it was at this point she realized she hadn’t taken her morning meds 4232
Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 29/09/2026i wish i was a goose i’d never stop honking /honk 1121
Reposted by ScissorsScissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 29/09/2026I’m being told Dick Van Dyke is alive and 100 years old 1141
Reposted by ScissorsScissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 29/09/2026A WHOLE THREAD OF GIANT KEYS 1102
Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 29/09/2026girls only want one thing, and it’s… TO WALK AROUND USING GIANT KEYS 3224
Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 29/09/2026i want to move to Alaska and become an orphaned baby walrus cuddler they need round-the-clock care and i am very good and cuddles 5270
Reposted by ScissorsAmber @risettemd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm always taking the right apple fritter (the surgeon's) 0101
Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 29/09/2026‼️If you had marketplace health insurance coverage in 2025, open your mail!!!‼️ i just opened scary mail i was avoiding bc it was from my health insurer from last year naturally, i assumed it was some new horror or that i owed them money I WAS A BIG REBATE CHECK FOR PART OF MY 2025 PREMIUMS?!? 4365
Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 29/09/2026my doctor said i have a hummingbird cake deficiency i need to eat a piece of hummingbird cake it’s critical 5372
Reposted by Scissorsevacide @evacide.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Meta Muse appears to read your Apple messages and upload them to the cloud even if you explicitly tell it not to: appleinsider.com/articles/26/...appleinsider.com 1001907974
Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 29/09/2026sending an absolutely unhinged text to someone right before you start driving and then having the “hope i sent that to the right person” thought but you can’t check your phone because ur driving is worse than wondering if you left the house unlocked 1151
Reposted by ScissorsfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 28/09/2026need to call the handyman again because i kool-aid man’ed another wall to see the Mrs with her bra off 78619
Reposted by ScissorsScissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 22/08/2025Oh! This reminds me… 🕷️Annual Notice🕷️ Sometimes black food & beverages, like frosting or that fancy black water, contain activated charcoal Activated charcoal interferes with meds, including birth control pills Do what you want with that information 69129
Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026i don’t have bonsai trees or paintings in my fridge, but i do put flaky sea salt on my salads and think you should, too …if you want to 3251
Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026it’s stupid how you literally can’t move to a more affordable apartment when you’re unemployed and living off of a rapidly depleting retirement fund that gets hit with a 10% early withdrawal penalty every time you use it to pay rent because no one will rent you a new place with no income 2250
Reposted by ScissorsNashies! YouTube Cooking Show 😺 @nashiez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My fridge is clean, but packed and sometimes disorganized because I'm disabled and actually cook. So anyway, Subscribe youtu.be/U6ynGEL_DAgyoutu.beNashies Easy Honey Lemon Chicken Recipe 🍋🍯YouTube video by Nashies! 183
Reposted by Scissorsmikenealis.bsky.social @mikenealis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026IT'S NOT EVEN PERMANENT?!? Yes, I've been reading about rock glue. 131
Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026[working on my notes app apology about the refrigerator] 1121
Reposted by ScissorsMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026some of you have never been served a framed portrait of a pomegranate and it shows 117118
Reposted by Scissors🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Every since I was a child in yearned to post relatable jokes for people to chuckle at while they're using the toilet 47110
Reposted by ScissorsEmber @halfbakedrhymes.com · 28/09/2026#bakedrhymes Morty has a feeling A Filling Fascination Autumn just beginning To sweep across the nation I beg you all remember As chilly winds arrive The purpose of this moment Padding out our thighs Winter's quickly looming So roll yourself up tight Bake yourself a pastry And snuggle in at night 1133
Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026I’m not mad at these cinnamon chex, as a gluten-free alternative to cinnamon toast crunch 080
Reposted by ScissorsScissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026The more I watch, the madder I get because I don’t think those doors will close at all The stuff at the top of the door bins looks too tall and there are leaves dangling too low at the bottom 43913
