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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

I used Kazaa to download your skeets to read later but when I opened the file it was a Nickelback mp3 and now my computer is infected and slowly dying

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BUG-EYED CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

those panels on the side of TIE fighters were solar panels. despite all the evilness the empire was actually pretty green

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◝(ᵔᵕᵔ)◜ @mandulorian.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

#LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday #filmsky Tom Clancy’s Jack Ryan: Ghost War ★★½ Normal ★★½ The Crash ★★★ boxd.it/122qi Marty, Life Is Short ★★★★ boxd.it/10s9y

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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

🎵 This profession is my obsession And this obsession is my depression And this depression is my release And this release will never cease Tin Star - Head (1998) #90sAlt #music

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Tin Star Head US version

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Terminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Grogu has died of hantavirus in THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU. He was 52 and is survived by 3 bastard children.

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Pasta Fazool @christopherdowning.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Your jacket doesn’t squirt, it’s just a peacoat.

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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

anyone else ever think about the fact that 1:11 is when a digital clock uses the least electricity?

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

They should make a jeopardy show that’s just stuff I know

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Halcyon Ember @halcyonember.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Pride is cancelled, we’re going straight to Wrath

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Seth on the Nihil @lordsoftheseth.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

The Mandalorian & Grogu made me feel like a kid again!* *constantly anxious about nuclear war

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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Crazy Bread is actually a calibration tool. You eat it until your mental state matches the baseline insanity of the world and then boom, you're neurotypical

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Lauren Flans @laurenflans.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

With the release of The Mandalorian and Grogu, we are going to see a big uptick in adoptions. As someone who works in Grogu rescue, I will remind you: when you adopt a Baby Yoda, you are committing to its 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘯. Grogus can live up to 900 years. They can also move shit around your apartment.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Reading Mandalorian & Grogu reviews

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◝(ᵔᵕᵔ)◜ @mandulorian.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Maybe my expectations were too high but I walked out of the theater feeling a bit meh. It mostly felt like Mando bouncing between action scenes with barely any plot holding it together and weirdly Rotta ended up being the best thing in the movie. The Mandalorian and Grogu ★★★ #filmsky #StarWars

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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

When your cat believes your keyboard is actually a heated bed with buttons, there's an app for that... Cats Lock: Lock your Mac keyboard so your cat can walk on it

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Cats Lock: Lock your Mac keyboard so your cat can walk on it

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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

I’m too chatty to be kidnapped. I want to know where we’re going and if there’s going to be snacks

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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

My annual posting of bats dancing to Goodbye Horses for World Goth Day

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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

#RIPRobBase Rob Base dead at 59 (cancer).

flow chart:
do you wanna rock right now?
no - you are not rob base.
yes - did you come to get down?
no - you are not rob base.
yes - are you internationally known?
yes - you are not rob base
no - are you known to rock a microphone?
no - you are not rob base
yes - you are rob base!

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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Happy Mandalorian & Grogu day to those who celebrate #StarWars

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Lance Said This @lancesaidthis.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

This barista at my coffee shop is so gorgeous, the sign in the restroom says "Employees Must Wash Hands after Masturbating to Sabrina."

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Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

A race to the bottom is called “falling.”

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Robert Knop @fatherwithtwins.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

16yo: Dad, did you know it's a myth that you can catch-up on sleep? Me: You also can't mustard on sleep 16yo: Uggggggh

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crabbydaddy dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

the first rule of flight club is to get good running shoes

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Max Leibman @maxleibman.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

The price of Memorial Day weekend surges by more than 200% due to the ongoing memory shortage.

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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Childbirth is a painful experience and I get that but have you ever popped a giant pimple on your eyelid?

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Tilde~ (~Beeb~) @coombutt.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Young people don't know this but it used to be that if you took a phone call while "surfing the web" you could hear the sounds of the internet

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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Sweet Caroline’s lesser known sisters Spicy Tina and Bitter Linda.

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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Choosing to eat black licorice is a personality trait I don't understand but will respect from a distance

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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

One day I will master the art of air frying Brussels sprouts so they're not somehow burnt and undercooked at the same time but that day is not today

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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Sorry for the loud moans of “ohhhh fuck yes, that feels so fucking good”, but I finally found the right stretch to pop my stiff back and I couldn’t control myself

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

When I was 13 I wore a ton of No Fear shirts, but you know what? I had an abundance of fear

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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Are you the kind of dork who wears this to the Mandalorian movie or are you normal

selfie of me wearing a black tshirt with image of grogu (baby yoda) on front

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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

I have plenty of pawns in my life. Do you have any knights for sale? Pawn shop owner: Get out.

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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Apparently to build a successful lifestyle brand you first need to possess an aspirational lifestyle instead of just strong opinions about sandwiches and naps

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BUG-EYED CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

i’ve developed a chemical that causes men to lactate mountain dew baja blast and this is going to revolutionize the entire soft drink industry

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fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

if you pour sugar on me, then you have to lick it all off, those are the rules

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

bake me like an alaska and bring extra ice cream

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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

I once dated a dentist. Talking to her was like pulling teeth.

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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 21/05/2026

My son was doing his homework and asked what I knew about Galileo. I said that I only knew he was a poor boy from a poor family.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

(slamming down the juicer on the counter) who wants fresh squeezed avocado juice

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Scrotum worship is sackreligious.

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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

There's a time and place for everything and it is absolutely not a wedding in a Chipotle at 2:45 on a Thursday

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Lauren Flans @laurenflans.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

I know it's supposed to be sexy in Face/Off when Nicolas Cage says "I can eat a peach for hours," but that's actually really messed up. You shouldn't eat a peach for that long.

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Goblin Goblin @slartibartfast34.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Protip: "Body Wash" is just shampoo

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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

If you mute me, I swear to god, I'll redact all my posts from your Following feed

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🥟 @mandu-x.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Beef AND broccoli for dinner, in this economy?

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GerBear @grrreee.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she'd be Ella Vader. Get it??

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