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me: wtf are you talking about *likes reply*

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has taking a few moments to locate the nearest exit ever paid off

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my flight to lisbon to leave on time

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tfw when my nieces tell me i should quit my job in portugal and stick around, live w grandma and grandpa and let them pay for the food, it doesn't sound so bad

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my mom expects me to remember things she told me when i wasn't listening

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my sister: you said you'd clean your room 7yo nieces: yes but we didn't mean it

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"may" is doing a lot of work here

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13yo nephew: why don't you have a phone case my sister, answering for me: because she doesn't have any children

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the colleagues when you publish your book

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look it's more painful for us

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who up being real quiet so that no one else wakes up

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7yo niece: here, you can have your phone back but just so you know, something happened to it

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just said "i only have two hands" i need to go back home

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men will do anything except text back

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asking ai if this is part of god’s plan for me

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7yo nieces: everyone's napping come play with us me: what if i was also napping nieces: we knew you defile the sabbath so you're probably hiding with your phone

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me: just like you're better than me at football, i'm better than you at word games 11yo nephew: no, your wins were luck, mine were skill

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me at age 18: dear diary, i'm better than i was last year but i still struggle with vanity me now: yep

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12yo me: dear diary i'm in love with s, he's 16 and has an earring. also i'm afraid of waking up one day and finding myself at age 30- me now: ok that's enough for today

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rawdogging not writing by staring into space

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me: i wrote this diary when i was your age. you could write one too 13yo nephew: i don't have time for things like that

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one cool thing about your parents downsizing is you find your idealized self portrait from age 12

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my niece's potato touched the rice so now i have to eat it

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me: sorry, i have a family thing this week them: that's ok you can do it by oct 1 me: fuck

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ending my cover letter with “if you even care”

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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

always be the first to call the other person “manipulative”

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bar mitzvah nephew: some of the people who greeted me i didn't even know but pretended like i did me: welcome to adulthood

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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

7yo niece: look at how ugly that cat is her twin: let's call her hadas

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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

aunt #5 wants to know if they don't feed me in portugal

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11yo nephew: omg i'm so bored there's nothing to do. hadas, how's life in portugal

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13yo nephew: hadas said it's ugly my mom: hadas had 1 hour of sleep last night do you expect her to make any sense

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bar-mitzvah nephew: what if i make a mistake in the torah chant me: no one will notice nephew: YOU won't notice

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me: may i have a painkiller flight attendant: sorry but to open our medicine box we need a doctor me: i mean... flight attendant: yes? me: never mind

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i lucked out with my airport reading

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hear me out: airport moving walkways, but everywhere

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argh i hate when that happens

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what if a surprise, but it's pleasant

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i'm off to the manosphere if anyone needs anything

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nothing like that first sin after yom kippur

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