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Pünčhënßteįn, Èsq. @punchenstein.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

why don't they just do rocket launches at night when the space is out

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Pünčhënßteįn, Èsq. @punchenstein.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

"I understand you're trying your best, but it's important that you realize your best sucks"

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Pünčhënßteįn, Èsq. @punchenstein.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

I am 99% sure the duffers used sora to render vecna

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Pünčhënßteįn, Èsq. @punchenstein.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

I do not give a shit about your company's year-end-review of how I used your app

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Pünčhënßteįn, Èsq. @punchenstein.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

bet you $1,000,000 that gambling is stupid

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Pünčhënßteįn, Èsq. @punchenstein.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

TIL you can actually finesse the game “hungry hungry hippos.” my 5yo is livid

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Pünčhënßteįn, Èsq. @punchenstein.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

I don’t dislike bagels; they’re just stupid

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Pünčhënßteįn, Èsq. @punchenstein.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

more interviewers need to slip in a quick “loser says no comment” at the end of their questions

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Pünčhënßteįn, Èsq. @punchenstein.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

good on the stranger things kids for negotiating such nice salaries ‘cause no one is watching that show for the awkward weirdo actors

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Pünčhënßteįn, Èsq. @punchenstein.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

john carroll lynch is either an amazing actor or an actual murderer

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Pünčhënßteįn, Èsq. @punchenstein.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

“can you paint with all the colors of the wind?” oh, the wind. you mean the thing that’s most famous for being invisible?

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Pünčhënßteįn, Èsq. @punchenstein.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

you miss 100% of the shots you don't take. also the ones you do take. man, you suck at this

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Pünčhënßteįn, Èsq. @punchenstein.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

I have ai psychosis psychosis. I'm being driven mad by the influx of hot takes on ai psychosis

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Pünčhënßteįn, Èsq. @punchenstein.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

why the FUCK are commercials just some asshole rando shooting a selfie now

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Pünčhënßteįn, Èsq. @punchenstein.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

sometimes you're just the "before" person in an informercial

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Pünčhënßteįn, Èsq. @punchenstein.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

it's time we talked about the elephant in the room: young NBA players are ugly as hell

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Pünčhënßteįn, Èsq. @punchenstein.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

saw a woman wearing pants and yelled "my culture is not your costume!"

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Pünčhënßteįn, Èsq. @punchenstein.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

the flat earther conspiracy theory is real. there's no such thing as flat earthers

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Pünčhënßteįn, Èsq. @punchenstein.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

I’ve been waiting so long to strap a bunch of electronic shit to my face

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Pünčhënßteįn, Èsq. @punchenstein.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

guys we’re doing this the stupid way. let’s outsource all the kids to china and then just ship ‘em back once they’re potty trained

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Pünčhënßteįn, Èsq. @punchenstein.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

bruh did you know you can just say anything is a human right? it literally costs nothing!

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Pünčhënßteįn, Èsq. @punchenstein.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

wait 'til they all find out tallow causes autism 🤯

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Pünčhënßteįn, Èsq. @punchenstein.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

proof that the WHOLE of the movie was true

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Pünčhënßteįn, Èsq. @punchenstein.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

"guh! it stinks in here! why aren't you breathing through your mouth?" "because I'd rather smell this room than taste it"

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Pünčhënßteįn, Èsq. @punchenstein.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

that email you just told chatgpt to write used enough water to keep a chinese orphan clean for nine seconds. still think AI is rizz now?

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Pünčhënßteįn, Èsq. @punchenstein.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

silicon valley circa july 2027: "oh shit we should've tried making an AI that actually DOES something!"

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Pünčhënßteįn, Èsq. @punchenstein.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

talk about lazy. hey greeks build some new shit

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Pünčhënßteįn, Èsq. @punchenstein.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

they took the stuff from a pumpkin spice latte and made a pie out of it waaaaat

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Pünčhënßteįn, Èsq. @punchenstein.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

guys I just patented the idea of arranging items one after the other. I call it a "list" and apple & microsoft owe me billions now

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Pünčhënßteįn, Èsq. @punchenstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

fun fact: children born after the premiere of stranger things are already eligible for retirement

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Pünčhënßteįn, Èsq. @punchenstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

tofu is made by emotionally abusing plants. your move, vegans

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Pünčhënßteįn, Èsq. @punchenstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

an oscar for casting is like an olympic medal for coaching

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Pünčhënßteįn, Èsq. @punchenstein.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

when your face has a good side and your hair has a good side, but they're not the same side...

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Pünčhënßteįn, Èsq. @punchenstein.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

seeing a remote coworker in the office is like seeing your homeroom teacher at the mall

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Pünčhënßteįn, Èsq. @punchenstein.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

I think someone microwaved a fart in here

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Pünčhënßteįn, Èsq. @punchenstein.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

cronuts are fine, but don't announce to the office that you're bringing donuts and then bring cronuts instead. we live in a society, people

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Pünčhënßteįn, Èsq. @punchenstein.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

I know it's not politically correct but I love littering. makes me feel big

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Pünčhënßteįn, Èsq. @punchenstein.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

well, first of all, you have no proof that this gif of jesus riding a dinosaur is ai-generated

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Pünčhënßteįn, Èsq. @punchenstein.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

if "the office" were made today, ryan howard would 100% be an ai bro

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Pünčhënßteįn, Èsq. @punchenstein.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

replying to NPS surveys with "I don't know what this is" and a score of zero is the boomerest shit that ever boomed

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Pünčhënßteįn, Èsq. @punchenstein.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

hey I'll give you a dollar if you name your kid something old timey like constance or genghis

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Pünčhënßteįn, Èsq. @punchenstein.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

you can eat nine sleeves of oreos before you get sick. I know because I had ten

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Pünčhënßteįn, Èsq. @punchenstein.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

rivalries between religious high schools are amazing. they get to make signs that say things like “destroy faith,” “down with immaculate conception,” and “beat christ the redeemer”

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