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Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 9h

She eats like she got a hole in her neck, and I'm the one that always gets stuck with the check

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 11h

Mashed potatoes can be your friends

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Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 13h

Toothless people, the breath is lethal

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 15h

When the pigs try to get at ya, Park it like it's hot

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 17h

Yo tengo mucho hambre y ahora lo quiero un burrito ranchero

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 19h

Tell me why I need another pet rock. Tell me why I got that Alf alarm clock. Tell me why I bid on Shatner's old toupee. They had it on eBay

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Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 21h

Since you've been gone, it's like I got a great big mouthful of cod liver oil

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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 23h

GONNA BUY

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Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 23h

A used pink bathrobe. A rare mint snowglobe. A Smurf TV tray. I bought on eBay.

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Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It was like, the last day before trash day. My place was gettin' kinda nas-tay

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Saturday night, it's the place to be. Everybody cut footloose with me, at the party at the leper colony

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

There's nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide, when they drop the big one we all get fried

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Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys. It's time to let the bedbugs bite

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Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I admit it's kinda eerie, but this proves my chaos theory. And I don't think I'll be coming back again

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Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Lose your mind watchin' TV, They told me, they'd scold me, But I'd still tune in every show, My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO.

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Remote is ready, Eyes wide, palms are sweaty. There's Flintstones on the TV already, Wilma 'n' Betty

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Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

And the Jedi I admire most met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast. Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost

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Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet & party 'till you're broke and they drag you away. It's OK, you can dare to be stupid

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hey, I don't want anybody else. When I think about you I touch myself

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

In the end some Gungans died. Some ships blew up and some pilots fried. A lot of folks were croakin. The battle droids were broken

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Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We all fought in that epic war, and it wasn't long at all before Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day

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Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We caught a ride back to Naboo, Cause Queen Amidala wanted to. I frankly would've liked to stay

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

He was singin'...My my this here Anakin guy, May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry. He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye, sayin "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Get your mojo working now, I'll show you how. You can dare to be stupid!

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Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

They interviewed the kid. Oh, training they forbid, because Yoda sensed in him much fear

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Put down that chainsaw and listen to me. It's time for us to join in the fight!

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Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the Hump. Do me, baby!

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Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Oh, the Council was impressed, of course…Could he bring balance to the Force?

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

So we took him there and we told the tale, how his midi-chlorians were off the scale, and he might fulfill that prophecy

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Now we finally got to Coruscant, the Jedi Council we knew would want to see how good the boy could be

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Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

He was a prepubescent flyin' ace and the minute Jabba started off that race, well I knew who would win first place. Oh yes, it was our boy

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Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Wanna buy that Farrah Fawcett poster, Pez dispensers and a toaster

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Well, I know he built C-3PO and I've heard how fast his pod can go, and we were broke it's true. So we made a wager or two

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Do you see him hitting on the queen, Though he's just nine and she's fourteen? Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday.

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Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

They don't serve no Twinkies with their afternoon tea, Never had a dinner made by Chef Boyardee

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Did you know this junkyard slave isn't even old enough to shave, But he can use the Force, they say

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Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Oh my my this here Anakin guy. May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry. He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

We took a bongo from the scene, And we went to Theed to see the Queen. We all wound up on Tatooine, that's where we found this boy...

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

But their response, it didn't thrill us. They locked the doors and tried to kill us. We escaped from that gas, then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass

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Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn, could talk the federation into maybe cutting them a little slack

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Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away…Naboo was under an attack

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Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane, with a rabid wolverine in my underwear

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Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

His buddy Bubba was a shrimp-lovin' man. His friend with no legs he called Lieutenant Dan

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Gump sat alone on a bench in the park. My name is Forrest, he'd casually remark