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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 11h

😂 I’m starting to think I’m the only one who pronounces my name right

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 12h

Them: I don’t think you understand the gravity of the situation. Me: [standing on the ceiling] Why do you say that?

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 12h

I wasn’t prepared to live my life on shuffle

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 12h

Hands down the most immature 50yo I know of... so I've got that going for me

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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 22h

The ghost in my machine is really friendly and supportive

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 14h

me: do you show up too late or are you right on time i guess we will never really know but i am grateful for your efforts either way friday:

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 17h

Reese's has already changed over to Christmas trees. Halloween is over. It's Reese's official.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 13h

sure we can destroy them but there will always be another waiting in the darkness to rise up and take their place the sweet nectar provides them with an intoxicating power that they are unable to resist (mosquitoes)

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Grandma’s new boyfriend’s granddaughter has a crush on grandpa’s new girlfriend’s grandson.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 15/10/2026

Shitsky38.com is officially closed. Go check out the 38 (actually 39) top vote-getters and read a little more about them while you're at it!

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 21h

It would have been so cool back in the day if a band called Cardiac Surgeon opened for Heart.

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ɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 13h

I miss all the ants in your pants

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 12h

I was too focused on not being rude or doing rude things with my eyeballs

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 12h

I thought of you when I posted this one 😂 Also this is a true story

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 14h

Why burn a bridge when you can burn their house to the ground instead

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ɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 16h

Add a photo you took of something good. My cat, Lis. Yesterday

A cat’s face close up, peeking in at the right hand side of the photo.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 15h

me: you're really starting to push your luck you antagonizing little shit intermittent light rain:

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Losferatu 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I’m not posting for popularity I’m trying to find people who think like me

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

So many acorns fell from the trees this year it's nuts!

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 18h

Waiter: how would you like your eggs? Me: Cadbury

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 13h

No one can blame you for being so cynical. But holy fuck come up for air sometimes

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ɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 15h

*breaking the fourth wall* sorry!

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 13h

Someone asked me how to pronounce my name like bro Siege is an English word bro do you ask Mark’s how to pronounce Mark wtf

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⚰️👻 L.T. Sarcoph-Vargus, disgraced author 👻⚰️ @ltvargus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

sorry I’m late I got stuck in my larval state

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Doing great as long as I don’t think about my past, present or future

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I'm not sure what's going on, but I've never let that stop me before

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

*whispers* it's the caffeine

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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 13/10/2026

sorry, we gotta get going. the baby wants to go home. it’s me. i’m baby.

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I caught them on a walk holding hands red rover style.

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Grandma’s new boyfriend’s granddaughter has a crush on grandpa’s new girlfriend’s grandson.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

me: i look forward to seeing you tomorrow and until then i shall carry you in my heart and gain strength and the will to continue from the memories of the moments we shared today my coffee mug:

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 13/10/2026