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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 16h

Cupcake paper liners are the babies of Coffee filters.

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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 16h

abby making sure i can't leave again by sleeping in my luggage

Abby (siamese cat) inside a pink duffel bag

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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 22h

remember when cameras only let us take 24 pics per trip we should go back to that 🫠 (bc i have a bajillion pics from my trip and idk what to do about that... i need a full time squirrel staff to sort these)

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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i just ate sand 😑 (be back soon... if that doesn't kill me)

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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

i am evil squirrel and i endorse this msg

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molly @mollymoss.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

what if i want no AI

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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

gen z calls pickmes birds i am evil squirrel and i endorse this msg 🐿️

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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Enough pie could heal this nation. I will drown you all in pie! *laughs maniacally, then falls out window*

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scare_adjunct @adjunctbear.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

trying this new thing where i am always correct

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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

TIL that the show that my old roommate used to love is NOT called "s*x IN the city" but "s*x AND the city" and like, that's a much worse name

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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

you ppl failed to fix my headache wtf do better

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atsparks.bsky.social @atsparks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

☺️🐿️🍁

A picture of a squirrel standing on its hind legs. The squirrel is staring straight ahead at a pumpkin, surveying the damage it’s done to it. Caption reads: “I went ahead and carved the pumpkin for you. No need to thank me.”

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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Being ridiculous is my passion project

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If I had to give up coffee, I'd take up knife throwing.

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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

all day headaches are not good this has been science facts w evil squirrel... w a headache still

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Professor Hearn @gingerifficknh.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Heeeeeeeeeeeeey Kirby!

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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Sacrificing myself to the Waffle House gods to ensure a bountiful harvest

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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

i did it i survived a 2hr dental cleaning stuck motionless in a chair w nonstop bops playing (... and then shook and shimmied my way out the door)

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

She was spirited, like a haunted house.

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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

my dentist's office waiting room is playing usher and im struggling to stay in my seat 😬

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Perfectly Cromulent Woman @catlady.gay · 13/09/2026

*unzips my skin and hundreds of kittens pour out*

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Gupp @kenny-loggoff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

hope i dont go to my grave never finding out what the helly

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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

our lex luthor from baggage tonight pre-shaved head @modern-001.bsky.social @ryancronkhite.bsky.social (trying to tag blerbean but can't find her 🫠, will add)

The guy from our episode of baggage tonight w the shaved head, on moment of truth bc NO ONE BELIEVED ME 🫨

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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

see quote--but pretend i thought of it it's ok she said it's ok, you can attribute this brilliance to me bc i quoted it ✨🐿️

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Charles E. Dahl @chuckedahl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

And you get a like! And you get a like! And YOU! And you get a like!

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🎀creepy cat🎀 @cathryncreates.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

my mind has been invaded by an army of impure thoughts and diabolical ideas

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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

a lot of ppl gross why idgi they could just not act/talk like that (evil squirrel thoughts)

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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

evil squirrel heat wave protip: put an ice pack around your neck yw

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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

wtf i canceled door dash pass twice now and it keeps restarting do i need to show up at headquarters about it???

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

It’s 105°

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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

sometimes i look at my drafts and think, these aren't funny then i look at my posts, and think, oh, im not funny

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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

it's 10pm do you know where your dinner is? mine's in my tummy 🐿️

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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

attn science nerds and exorcists! how tf keeps happening randomly and i can't recreate it reliably one time it made an L shape and then went a tiny bit up and down the counter is level

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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

i want a french accent for when im angry

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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

if you really think about it youre imagining a penguin

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 03/09/2026

Come, come, no more of this unprofitable chat.

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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

i fully support this "pheromone maxxing" thing bc it'll help us smell these creeps coming evil squirrel warm takes

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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

you couldn't make a movie like Heat today it's already almost 11pm

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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

u ever pretend to do surgery on a bake poatato like this mf needs a quarter stick of butter, stat

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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

music🎵 like if u agree

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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

im that girl who takes 5000 pics and videos weekly but posts 0 UNTIL one unavoidable day... months in the future... when you least suspect it... i post so much that all my moots feeds are just me the whole day and they're forced to log off yw🐿️

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 12/08/2026

What, what?

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Donkey Hotay 💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

🎶I was offline And i just can’t stream without you

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