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Shouting Goddess

@shoutinggoddess.bsky.social
1.6K followers 494 following 229 posts

Airline limo is an anagram of millionaire. I know. Who cares.

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Weirdos gonna weird.
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Shouting Goddess @shoutinggoddess.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Holding up my corner of the sane world is fricking exhausting
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Shouting Goddess @shoutinggoddess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wishing you luck in your hunt. Xx I'm sure you have plenty of success. Hope it's not all online.
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Shouting Goddess @shoutinggoddess.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Worst grief I've yet felt was when my darling dog died. Xxxxxxxx all-encompassing.
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Shouting Goddess @shoutinggoddess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The only straight women I know who are keen on the idea of marriage are those who haven't tried it yet. Lol.
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Shouting Goddess @shoutinggoddess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hahaha 20 year olds are so cute...but deluded <3
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You can learn a lot from people who don’t say much
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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Factually correcting shitposts isn’t the intellectual triumph you think it is, Einstein.
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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I repost you but I'm not in repost with you.
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Why's it called erectile dysfunction and not cocknitive decline?
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hear me out. Muppet news anchors
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Shouting Goddess @shoutinggoddess.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Xxxxxxxx my hugest condolences. Heart breaking xxxxxxx
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MrsFitz @mrsfitz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wanna drink Negronis and argue?
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It seems to me the real problem these days is that people have an overwhelming dread of sense.
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Shouting Goddess @shoutinggoddess.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Haha! Yep...
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Shouting Goddess @shoutinggoddess.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'd forgotten what an aphrodisiac anticipation was.
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Shouting Goddess @shoutinggoddess.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Omfg a top gun reference wins my pocket money for a year
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Mark Gilliland @markzen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Consider your age to be a positive accumulation.
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There are people out there who don't kiss the tops of their dogs’ heads at every available opportunity, and we call those people monsters.
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Shouting Goddess @shoutinggoddess.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I know. Wtaf. I hate this adventure xxxx
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If randomly renaming bodies of water doesn't solve your trade war, I'm not sure what will.
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James Alvarez @obscuregent.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
People with handlebar mustaches should be forced to box kangaroos.
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Shouting Goddess @shoutinggoddess.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
*drinks* *hugs you*
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
america 2026: the ai robot dog has more rights than my uterus
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 02/09/2026
well you’re the one who said they wanted us to communicate more clearly during sex, over
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I got my followers the old-fashioned way. Years of relentless childhood trauma. 
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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
“Do you want me to give you lots of attention or leave you alone?” Me: Yes.
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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
So what if I’m prickly. At least I have texture.
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Marl @marlebean.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I know it's rude to ask someone about their pregnancy if you're unsure, but my husband looks about 5 months along and the suspense is killing me
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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
the worst part of waking up is the buffering
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Justmebutnot1 @justmebutnot1.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Squishy is the worst texture of thing to step on
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"It's dangerous to go alone! Take this."
A hamster sits in a tiny blue knit basket being held by a person dressed in brown.
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Apprehension is the qualm before the storm.
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
I’m tired of giving friendly advice. I’m going to start offering violent alternatives
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Shouting Goddess @shoutinggoddess.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
What like your President cheating agsin lol?
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Shouting Goddess @shoutinggoddess.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Ian O'Connor lololol what a prize tit
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Shouting Goddess @shoutinggoddess.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Dogs love harder than anything xxxxxxxxx I hope your pain slowly reduces even though the love will last forever
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Shouting Goddess @shoutinggoddess.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
It's absolutely heartbreaking. I howled when my last dog died. Saddest thing that I've ever had to deal with xxxxx My heart goes out to you xxxxxxxxx
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Shouting Goddess @shoutinggoddess.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Xxxxxxx I'm so sorry
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Shouting Goddess @shoutinggoddess.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Don't forget to mention the homophobic chanting (again). Shame on Mexican fans. Thumbs down.
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Shouting Goddess @shoutinggoddess.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Xxxxx
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Do not go willy into that good nilly
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Shouting Goddess @shoutinggoddess.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Oooh...*takes notes*
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Shouting Goddess @shoutinggoddess.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Haha! It always stuns me quite how ignorant Americans are about all things International. I read the other day an American stating that George Harrison, the infamouse scouse Beatle, had a Cockney accent. I'm still traumatised.
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Shouting Goddess @shoutinggoddess.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
He's greek
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Shouting Goddess @shoutinggoddess.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
He's such a loser
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Shouting Goddess @shoutinggoddess.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Omfg so cute!
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Shouting Goddess @shoutinggoddess.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Ordered! :)
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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
If I say “You’re like family to me”, it’s not a compliment
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
All the shit trees have seen
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