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🌑 @fell.energy · 15/05/2026

did you hear about the horrifying thing that youre powerless to do anything about

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James Alvarez @obscuregent.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

If you ask me if I have anything to drink and I offer you a La Croix. Know it’s because I dislike you immensely.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Sometimes, I get sad that I didn't have a privileged childhood of living in an isolated English manor full of vengeful spirits.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 20/11/2025

Don't rly appreciate the word "miracle" being used in the title of skin care products

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aric @aghastronaut.com · 20/11/2025

Server: Do you want to throw this away later at home? Me: Yes, I'd love a box.

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 20/11/2025

"Silent Hill is terrifying" Silent Hill is only scary if you haven't done the inner work allowing yourself to sit comfortably with silence or if you are somehow afraid of being hunted by a man with a giant sword who also happens to have a pyramid for a head. Otherwise, it's not scary. It's regular.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 23/09/2025

White people love a reenactment

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James Alvarez @obscuregent.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

I’m going to get so many free clothes when the rapture comes.

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James Alvarez @obscuregent.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

I like to bring a guitar with me to parties as a threat to anyone who tries to talk to me.

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James Alvarez @obscuregent.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

On the first day of the 47th year of my life I chose to start by doing my favorite thing. Going to the gym with my little darlin’ Laila. It’s never too late to be better and feel better. I love life, my family and friends. Find the little things in this dark world.

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James Alvarez @obscuregent.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

I like to bring a guitar with me to parties as a threat to anyone who tries to talk to me.

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James Alvarez @obscuregent.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Me: Can I paint your nails? Jesus: …

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

if you say amen during a prayer you are hanging up on god you monsters

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

There were a few songs that asked "Ya'll ready for this?" I always said I was ready for this. But deep down, I knew I wasn't.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Nice empire of dirt, dude. It would be a shame if I could have it all

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Uncle Kermit @unclekermit.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

I imagine wild horses could drag me pretty far away actually.

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James Alvarez @obscuregent.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

I’ve never coached my kids in any sport but I have yelled at them while they play Mario Kart.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

Being an adult means promising yourself you’ll get on a better sleep schedule every day until you die

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

“still punk as fuck” i whisper, as in my delirium i attempt to vape using a thermometer

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James Alvarez @obscuregent.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

I’m in the second half of the movie Goodfellas part of my life.

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SpacedMom @copymama.bsky.social · 14/10/2023

Remember when we had to carry around our flip phones AND a digital camera? My god we were like pack mules

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James Alvarez @obscuregent.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

I’m in the second half of the movie Goodfellas part of my life.

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James Alvarez @obscuregent.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

It’s not the dead parents that make you the Batman. It’s having rich dead parents that make you Batman.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

*2 seconds after taking my meds* oh shit did i take my meds 🤔

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James Alvarez @obscuregent.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. But now, it's mostly the worst of times.

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James Alvarez @obscuregent.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

When I drive and you’re in another car. Just know that your name is mother fucker.

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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

Welcome to the jungle. Do you have a reservation?

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

you merely adopted the sadness; I was born in it, molded by it

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

[finally finds a comfortable sleep position] *apocalypse sirens blare*

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 03/06/2025

When you notice an app changed its font very slightly and you ask god how much more you can take

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James Alvarez @obscuregent.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

(When I gain weight) Well I've been stressed out at work and haven't had time for the gym, so it's understandable. (When a celebrity gains weight) Well look at this fat piece of shit.

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James Alvarez @obscuregent.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Finally listened to that music everyone was talking about. You know what? It was pretty damn good.

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James Alvarez @obscuregent.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. But now, it's mostly the worst of times.

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James Alvarez @obscuregent.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

If you don't want me rubbing my thigh seductively at this car wash don't play Purple Rain

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

"...ooooor 2025" --The Mayans

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Me: if I’m guilty of anything, it’s loving too much Judge: and indecent exposure Me: well yeah

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James Alvarez @obscuregent.bsky.social · 28/09/2023

I've never listened to music, is it any good?

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 24/02/2025

When flying I like to play the Price is Right loser horn when the middle-seat person shows up

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

Interviewer: So what special skills would you bring to this company Me: [whistles, guy holding sizzling platter of fajitas enters] Interviewer: You are fucking hired sir

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James Alvarez @obscuregent.bsky.social · 24/02/2025