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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

WE HAS THE LEARNS

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Wealthy feminists live in man-shuns (send stupid skeet)

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

that meeting was really getting heated thank god I broke the tension with that saxaphone solo

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

god talking to a lion that he just invented: you will be king of beasts, majestic & noble & you will symbolize courage & strength. {he then turns to a skunk, which he also just invented}..& you will fart on things that scare you.

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

No, I literally don’t need to know any of that. *me, any time I open Bluesky

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

This bumble is absolutely carpe-ing the diem

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

too many evil doers, not enough evil don’t-ers

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Chelle @metallicunt.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

My shoes are squeaking with every step, so I'm going to tell everyone I have a ferret in my pocket so I don't seem weird.

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🦇 Arsenal Bat 🦇 @arsenalbat.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

“Thank you for being apart of this meeting.” *me being on this 3:00pm meeting when I’ve been up since 2:30am and have been working since 3:30am* “…HaPpY tO Be HeRe…”

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Jay @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

"Still punk," I say, but not too loudly, so as not to be disruptive to those around me

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

QP with you wearing sunglasses

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

My probation officer found out I was posting on the Mars Volta message boards again and threw me back in jail without even giving me a drug test (I would have failed)

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Me: Where’d you find the goth pigeon? Her: It’s a crow.

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Jay @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

I wish I could give Adobe even more money, gosh what a great company

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

no i do not want to rate your app and if you ask me one more time i’m going to leave a review saying it gave me herpes

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DB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

One day you're a bright Full Moon and the next you're only a waning gibbous. Relatable. 😕

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Maybe you should run your PERSONALITY through AI boom gottem

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Scott_Towel @scotttowel.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

So many shiny new things that we all want to have but don't need.

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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

When customers say, “Have a blessed day!” My eyes roll back into my head & I start chanting in Latin. My skin begins to sizzle.

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

You shoulda seen Neil Young’s face when I rode in on an ACTUAL crazy horse

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Chelle @metallicunt.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

IQ but it's idiot quotient, and it's my coworkers.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

me: i have my most vivid dreams when im awake. why do you think that is ? my gynecologist: what

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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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N.J. Gallegos is Dr. Spooky (she/her) @drspookyer.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

One of the things I try to do is chat with my patients about non-medical stuff, try to learn something/make a connection. What did we talk about yesterday? Tube feeding neonatal kittens, hot-wiring a car, tattoos, Pokémon, dogs, and local happenings.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

“pick a card any card” i say, fanning out some ham slices

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The Call is Coming From Ianside the House @ianfortey.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

I watched Vivarium yesterday, which I had never seen before, and I feel like Jesse Eisenberg and Imogen Poots owe me a nice dinner or some shit for putting up with that.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Therapist: Remember how we talked about unhealthy coping mechanisms? Me: [squeezing cannoli filling directly into my mouth] Umm hmm

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Boovacado Ghost @bavacadotoast.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

Witches' Sabbath (Goya, 1798)

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Boovacado Ghost @bavacadotoast.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

Paintings, a thread. Nightmare (Blunck, 1846)

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crabbydaddy dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

bored dog at winery

a sleepy white dog sitting on a chair with a lamp in the background

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Chelle @metallicunt.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Hockey is the best game of monkey in the middle ever.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

one time my aunt stopped speaking to me for six months bc i dropped in the chat that chick-fil-a is closed on sundays so their employees can go get their abortions

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crabbydaddy dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 06/03/2026