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Alex @purplechrain.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Yet another Platner ex - this time a leftist who he didn’t tell he was already engaged - describes him having known that his Nazi tattoo was a Totenkopf long before running for office, corroborated by her own private texts to her mother about the tattoo before it became public knowledge.

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Exclusive | Graham Platner cheated on fiancée and bragged Nazi tattoo was reminder ‘US was the evil bad guy,’ lover tells Post

Maine Senate Dem nominee Graham Platner says he kept his Nazi tattoo to remind himself “the US was the evil bad guy” while he was deployed overseas, according to a woman who says she dated him whil…

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

nice heights bro, be a real shame if someone… wuthered them

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

The History Channel loves to be like “did Hitler store 10 billion dollars Nazi gold in this Pennsylvania house?” and answer that question as demonstrably “no of course not” and then make 18 seasons of “Pennsylvania Hitler House”

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Florida Chris @chrislongview.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

the vassal states of the famously non-colonialist soviet union might beg to differ.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

one thing you can say about jeffrey epstein is that he simply loved emailing

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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

This moment really is a kind of monkey's paw in which the absolute dumbest folks on both the far-right and far-left suddenly get what they want. And we're all going to have to live with the consequences, because they wanted extremely stupid things.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

The people of Minnesota are sending their tax money to the federal government and in turn the federal government has cut them off from funding and sent armed goons to terrorize their cities. I'm not sure what else to call this

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

I quit smoking thirteen years ago, but every once in a while, I still enjoy a camel while I’m driving.

A camel stands, strapped to the bed of a white pickup truck on a highway.

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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Outlook for the new year ...

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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

it is extremely funny that RFK both does not believe in the germ theory of disease and is a lab leak truther

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

you get into warhammer and you find yourself saying stuff like: "oh those are the blood angels. theyre kind of vampire-coded because they have a 'blood curse.' their primarch is named 'sanguinius'" and you start to die of embarrament about liking this and then you remember "count dooku"

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

you think about scrooge and he basically gave cratchit reasonably stable long term employment and paid him more or less enough to raise a family on a single income and he's still a fucking villain. today's billionaires are like 10x worse

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

“We are targeting Venezuela because of DRUGS, not OIL, which is why we are blowing up boats without any drugs and stealing a tanker full of oil.”

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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Who needs enemies when our friends presume we can simply compel our enemies to good action but we just don’t want to?

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Martin #509 @martin509.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

a) "China" as a single national polity is an extremely recent concept b) China spent the first half of the 20th century not even slightly unified, with a prominent warlord period followed by a prominent civil war and Japanese invasion c) how do you think the PRC unified China?

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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 16/11/2023

gimme yule gimme fire don me now with gay attire

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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

“Water shortages are already threatening lives all over the planet, from the Middle East and North Africa to South Asia and right here in the American Southwest.” … right here in the American southwest... in… Manhattan??? thanks to @estupi.do for pointing this out lol

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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

weird Twitter leftists be like repeatedly stripping copper wiring from the subway, causing delays for millions of people and risking a derailment? not a big deal calling for the person who stripped copper to go to jail? a month in prison for you

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i think someone who talks this way about prison should have to spend a month inside of one every time they make these confident statements. so many of these dipshits just don't understand how cruel incarceration in america can be.
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These guys love to posture as the real progressives then champ at the bit to subject someone to years of torment for what is a minor inconvenience

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

"It's easier on the app!" Not my problem. Improve your site.

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Jo Wolff @jowolff.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Tell you what. My teenage years would have been much more peaceful if family members could have used WhatsApp to communicate at home rather than shouting at each other up and down the stairs in our tall, narrow, house.

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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

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Micah @rincewind.run · 22/11/2025

1) good, they should be prosecuted, they are responsible for countless deaths 2) always very funny when these people realize the extent to which their billionaire patrons could not possibly give less of a shit about them

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Micah @rincewind.run · 22/11/2025

evergreen

Tweet from @PPathole

Tech enthusiasts: my entire house is smart

Tech workers: the only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

“Now, I’ll pass things off to Jasper, who’s put together a PowerPoint for us. Jasper?” “Thanks Jim, morning everyone.“

A Zoom meeting screen with several participants displayed at the top. Below, a gray cat is sitting at a table, raising one paw as if participating in the meeting. The setting includes a granite tabletop and chairs.

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Sharing a bed should be like boxing: • meet in the middle • fist-bump • put in mouthguards • go to separate corners • no touching until 1st bell

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Robert Brockway @brockway.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

*RECORD SCRATCH* Yep, that's me. You might be wondering how I got myself in this situation-

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BethRHylton @bethrhylton.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

I was looking at a pic taken from a drone, over my tiny hometown. I realized I could see my childhood home, my church, but also the graves of both grandparents, a few uncles, my dad and my brother. All but one of my fave people in the world now rest in this one small area, in this pic.

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Aaron van Dorn @aaronvandorn.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

At some point, Europeans are going to need to grapple with the fact that they've allowed the United States to be their sineater.

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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 13/10/2025

we are the sons of the hamburgers you could not help

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James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

It’s not gay if you’re both president for two terms

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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

“marjorie taylor brown (green grass turns brown when it begins to rot!)” is so weak. it’s like the posting equivalent of watching that final year of peyton manning

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Mister Magic @mistermagic.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

We need the nonvoters that MAGA activated to go back to being nonvoters. They had no business participating in civil society. Their civic duty is to shut up and let the adults decide things.

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one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

i hate the first few months after you get a new pit installed where you keep falling in it

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Nate's Scary Myth @natesmith.dev · 07/11/2025

i love making chicken/veggie stock bc it's like making a preliminary soup that you use for real soup later out of the stuff that didn't make the cut for the starting lineup soup.

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Krista Koeller @kristalerista.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Something I’ve noticed is there seems to be a sort of pervasive assumption that the status quo has gravity. That there’s a natural, comfortable way things should be and that deviations from the normal state of the world will correct themselves in time. But as a paleontologist, I know this is false.

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ill-boo-mi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

tbh sharia law sounds pretty dope i loved hips don’t lie

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

I am very much afraid that "this non nazi leftist was so dumb he spent 18 years wearing a nazi tattoo"is not the endorsement that you seem to think it is

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

The traditional fall activities are still the best. Picking apples. Making scarecrows. Floating out to sea in a hollow giant pumpkin

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Lizzy @thedirtbird.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

The same people who don’t think the political parties switched in the past haven’t noticed that the political parties are switching again now— GOP is for big federal government now and dems are for states’ rights

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

[Pillsbury marketing meeting 1965] Weird Carl: ok so the doughboy, what if we tickled him?

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A penitent who is loud @loudpenitent.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

My problem with the "the ADL has abandoned its duty to fight antisemitism in favor of defending Israel!" line is that a lot of antisemitism is openly driven by hatred of Israel to at least as strong a degree. People have been aggressively normalizing antisemitism so they can use it against Israel.

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jordan [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

spent a lot of halloween nights in bars. while I never wanna go back to that time, seeing a care bear order a shot of jameson and a slutty judge judy barf in the bushes are memories I get to keep forever.

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Optimist: The glass is half full Pessimist: The glass is half empty Optometrist: Your glasses are ready Pesstomestrist: Your glasses aren't covered by insurance

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

the govt never opens again and we all go feral the only real currency will be chicken legs and old meds none of us ever threw away

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 14/10/2025

“It’s actually better when they’re openly Nazi rapists” no it’s not. That’s not true.

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 14/10/2025

It would, in fact, be good if every election wasn’t a life or death referendum against fascism

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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

Strange frogs walking down streets and staring down ICE is absolutely a basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

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