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@thinkingbayonet.bsky.social
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Not an official account of anything or anyone other than a guy who never learned when to shut his mouth. You'll Never Walk Alone.

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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 1h
Turns out conservatives were right, there is a parenting crisis in the US. Just not the one they thought.
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 5h
I will always reskeet this devastatingly accurate read of Yarvin and every asshole just like him. JCO was cooking with this one.
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 14h
sort of surprising that, given the recent proliferation of AI tools, there haven't been notable instances of hacking back against people who do things like (and this is purely hypothetical) dox gang rape victims
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 15h
As a former shitty basketball player, I can relate to Sophie Cunningham here. When trying to guard a vastly superior opponent, all you can do is foul them
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Active Measures, LLC @activemeasures.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
before hype another programmer with psychosis from not touching grass comes forward consider
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The raw visceral hatred some men have for women, at least women who step out of line, is shocking. I know it sounds like some sorta "one of the good ones" ploy but I am genuinely taken aback when I see it because I think: I had a fairly normal socialisation as a man in the west, how did I miss this?
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My friend Mark Cho, co-founder of The Armoury, visited Lovat Mill in Scotland some years ago. He filmed this charming video with Lovat co-owner and design director Alan Cumming, who explains what goes into making tweed. You can see how many bright colors are used to make a "simple" earthy color.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tweed is such a beautiful fabric to wear this time of year because it produces, in Dolly Parton's phrasing, a coat of many colors. Even a solid-colored brown is not just brown, but bits of red, blue, and yellow to produce something that looks lifted off the Scottish landscape.
There are two photos taped together. The top shows a brown stone building with a brown thatched roof. It's surrounded by green grass, stone walkways, and blue-gray sea. Below is a checked brown tweed that reflects the colors in the landscape above it. There are two photos taped together. The one at te top shows a rocky hillside with green and straw-colored grass, gray rocks, and a tan sandy beach below. The blue waters are crashing at the shore. Below is a green herringbone tweed that reflects the colors in the landscape above it. There are two photos taped together. The top shows a field of green and straw colored fields with bits of purple flowers. Below is a a series of checked brown tweed that reflect the colors in the landscape above it. A swatch book of solid-colored tweeds. The green tweed has visible flecks of red, gold, and blue.
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No mention of canteen cups?????? Need to up that ball knowledge
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Scholars of the Marxist tradition, through analysis of historical materialism, have shown that Batman is a capitalist allegory and that only class struggle will free Gotham. The proletariat are alienated from the fruits of their labor by the bourgeois, embodied by Bruce Wayne. In this essay I will d
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fuck direct impingement all my homies hate direct impingement ᵗʰⁱˢ ˢᵏᵉᵉᵗ ᵇʳᵒᵘᵍʰᵗ ᵗᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ᵇʸ ᵍᵃˢ ᵖⁱˢᵗᵒⁿ ᵍᵃⁿᵍ
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't have cats or bugs but I think my limit is 10ish hours also a lot of you make having a cat sound like having a toxic roommate who can barely disguise their contempt for you, who drinks your drinks, and who likes to show you their butthole
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How long is too long to leave a cup of water on the table before you pour it out for a fresh cup? This is important
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Get fucked and stay fucked, asshole
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Get fucked and stay fucked, assholes
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy Monday, here is an image for your library of intrusive thoughts. Have a great day!
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The biggest problem with full size SUVs is that they are simply too tall. I'm 6'2" and I feel like you could barely see me, let alone a child, in front of the bumper. Fortunately there are other options if you want 600+ horsepower worth of American exceptionalism
2026 Cadillac CTS V blackwing
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I care about the environment and I want to leave a better world for my kids but I confess that I have a powerful and unholy lust in my heart for the Chevy Tahoe High Country
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Elbridge Colby staring directly at the camera and doing the Jim Halpert face
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is it time for me to break out my "this is all Nick Saban's and Taylor Sheridan's fault" theory of contemporary American culture again
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pop music has moved away from women who can really belt it in favor of demure whisperers and that, to me, sucks. Even Taylor Swift, who definitely has the pipes, is doing breathy whispers or weird half singing half spoken word poetry stuff Give me more Hayley Williams any day of the week.
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Choosin Texas is a fine but forgettable song that features, if we are being honest, a not particularly strong vocal performance and the reason its popular is that it has a throwback vibe (steel guitars! authentic!) that capitalizes on the inexplicable trend of nostalgia for the late 70s - early 90s
Norman Rockwell's freedom of speech
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
few things better in this life than listening to an expert explain their craft. If you're a SME and you're passionate about your subject I'll listen to you even if I otherwise wouldn't give a shit about the topic, and especially if it's something I am bad at
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I will not be silenced!!
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Eye contact is great! No one denies this. Tom Cruise-level eye contact? Maybe a bit much.
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Consenting adults can do what they want and as a feminist I believe that women deserve the full range of the human experience, including making decisions that are inexplicable to me. With that said, the thought of Ana de Armas fucking Tom Cruise causes me psychological damage on a semi regular basis
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think the iced coffee at the job interview thing is viewed negatively because, in addition to making it seem as though you aren't prioritizing the interview/are being too casual, iced coffee leaves condensation on surfaces follow me for more trenchant analysis of trending topics
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my wife was being irritating so I gave her a wet willy 10/10 highly recommend, will do again
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
tell me you're on bluesky without telling me you're on bluesky
"Leftists against other Leftists sorry but a lot of you are just really fucking annoying" bumper sticker
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a GIF.
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Indiana Jones & Henry Jones Sr. in The Last Crusade
ALT: Indiana Jones & Henry Jones Sr. in The Last Crusade
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
People say Bluesky is a bubble, but mostly it's because the entire rest of the internet is an absolute sewer
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's a cool, breezy morning. We are cozypilled and autumnmaxxing with scrambled eggs and dummy thicc sourdough toast. Fall Dad™ mode is in full effect, let's fucking GOOOOOOOOO 🍁🍂🥓🍞
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Fuck Mob Deep, fuck Biggie, fuck Bad Boy as a staff, as a label, and as a motherfucking crew" except about foxes
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Invalid list. No Gravity Falls, Craig of the Creek, or Amphibia
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
we've got the watches they've got the time (we are running out of money for watches)
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wife: turns out that constant pain in my foot is a stress fracture. The doctor put me in a boot for 6 weeks and said I should take calcium and vitamin D Me: Vitamin D, you say?
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Shrek's Charming Smile
ALT: Shrek's Charming Smile
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
nice
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fantastic question and the answer is Cajun Bobby
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Bobby Hill: This Flower Is Wilting - King Of The Hill
ALT: Bobby Hill: This Flower Is Wilting - King Of The Hill
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Played against Linas Kleiza in high school summer league. All I could do was foul him. He almost dunked on me off an oop during an inbound play under the basket. Had me reevaluating my entire life.
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Dead Carl @deadcarl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
first fall morning in the 40s and my cold weather dog has the zoomies there's a furry 140lbs wrecking ball doing sprints around my house
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Update: ate some toasted ravioli, feeling better
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
bsky tankie: this is praxis
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You know in Welcome to Wrexham when Tina the cleaner says "I've got no luck at all. Even if I fell into a well full of cocks, I'd come up sucking my own thumb," ? Sister, I have had one of those days.
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
they don't call her the goat for nothing
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
slapdick muldoon hero (derogatory)
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Uma Thurman's Goddamn Reaction
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412th Man @unlox.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
racismcels getting reesmogged
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Civ-Mil enthusiasts can debate the propriety of civilian leadership vigorously exercising its right to be wrong to such a degree that it drives the country into irreversible decline Real ball knowers know that the primary problem with the American military is USCENTCOM
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thinkingbayonet.bsky.social @thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
love it when the cold and gray on the outside matches the cold and gray on the inside
53° today, Bubba. Love to see it.
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