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Malaclypse the Middle

@malaclypse.bsky.social
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A hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is. Two wheels good, four wheels bad. Ex Sociology adjunct turned Accounting nerd. North of Boston, near witches. Born into a 321 PPM world. He/Him. Enjoy every sandwich. Aurë entuluva.

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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 1m
“Also, I’m from the party that does not understand consent.”
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Tremendous Kielbasa @rsaltasaurus.bsky.social · 1h
This is incomplete reprint designed to provoke. The bill had voter ID attached to it in order to get it killed, making it so Republicans could run this exact headline.
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 40m
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Pee-wee Herman's Iconic Bicycle Ride
Alt: Pee-wee Herman's Iconic Bicycle Ride
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Steve M. @stevemnomoremister.bsky.social · 1h
He's going to lose, but he'll still get a million votes.
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 2h
This would have given about 4 million non-citizens a path to citizenship and was co-sponsored by 188 House Dems
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Piper Furiosa 🇵🇸🏴🌲🏴‍☠️ @piperfuriosa.bsky.social · 17h
It's very important that none of us share her name. Not even in "awareness" of what has been done to her. Not in sharing images of her doxxing. She's Jane Doe unless *she* chooses not to be. Then, we pursue vengeance against all rapists & their enablers until none of them are fucking left.
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Tom Flood @tomflood.bsky.social · 6h
mangled fluorescent flex post on a bike lane with tire tracks behind
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 15h
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 2h
I’m sorry, I refuse to believe this did not just come out.
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 3h
Teaching Swift today, and will always share this on “Modest Proposal” day.
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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 2h
I feel dumb even just having to say this but the reason passports are mailed out in plain regular envelopes is that so that people do not attempt to steal easily recognizable passports in the mail. bsky.app/profile/carn...
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 2h
I spent my 20s deliberately becoming someone other than the person whose path I was on in high school. And I don’t think I had a dream about high school since college.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 2h
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 3h
There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 5h
Youth pastor voice
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 12h
Google and Apple immediately update their maps.
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dreisser.bsky.social @dreisser.bsky.social · 16h
Awful man. Who showed us again how awful he was the night Obama first won the presidency. www.salon.com/2008/11/05/n...
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Nader refers to Obama as "Uncle Tom" - Salon.com
In a radio interview, Ralph Nader asks whether Barack Obama will be "Uncle Sam ... or Uncle Tom," and then defends the comment on Fox News.
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 5h
“I refuse to do my job. The solution is to destroy the Constitution, rather than fire me and hire someone willing to work.”
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 7h
I think we underrate that JCO came up in 20th century New York literary circles where everyone said five most devastating insults before breakfast and as one of the last one standing, her competition is guys who get sad if their chatbot isn't sufficiently nice to them.
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 6h
I think a lot about the Golden Records on Voyagers 1 and 2. All that art, out into the vast universe, where it will outlive humanity itself. I think about how we no longer put things like that out there anymore. But Beethoven is now immortal. Now he belongs to the stars.
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Flashmob Flash Mob - Ode an die Freude ( Ode to Joy ) Beethoven Symphony No.9 classical music
YouTube video by cd tube
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 15h
"He has one house" I lost it
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 8h
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Young Man Says Po-ta-toes
Alt: Sam gamgee Says Po-ta-toes
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Will cycles slower than you 🇿🇦🇬🇧🏳️‍⚧️ @williamnb.eurosky.social · 9h
Contrary to rumours, I can explicitly confirm that I am NOT the cyclist Devon & Cornwall Police are looking for, for having headbutted a driver. However, I'd be delighted to buy them a drink.
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 8h
Don't step on Greta Garbo as you walk down the Boulevard, She looks so weak and fragile that's why she tried to be so hard But they turned her into a princess And they sat her on a throne, But she turned her back on stardom, Because she wanted to be alone.
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The Kinks - Celluloid Heroes (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by The Kinks
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Christopher Hale @christopherjhale.bsky.social · 9h
Every week, a Philadelphia nun drives to the immigration court in Harlingen, Texas, to sit beside unaccompanied children, some as young as four, who face a deportation judge with no lawyer and no parent.
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A Philadelphia Nun Sits With Unaccompanied Children at Texas Deportation Hearings
Sister Rose Kuhn drives to the Harlingen immigration court every week to pray beside children who face a judge alone, some as young as four.
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🦀🐌Fake Crab in a Snail Suit @desmigeo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There's always a backlash against progress for marginalized communities unless it's too small to matter So no MeToo didn't go too far BLM didn't go too far The Civil Rights Act of 1964 did not go too far The Voting Rights Act did not go too far The backlash is against progress, not excess
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Haydon @haydonmp.bsky.social · 17h
Isn’t it totally wild that you can see clear facial weakness in the president while he demonstrates other plain indications of cerebrovascular disease on the same day he decides to rename artificial intelligence super intelligence and the press decides not to tie those two things together.
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Priyamvada Gopal @priyamvadagopal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
THIS is how it's done. Ithaca Mayor tells Cornell where to get off.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18h
“Well, you see, I have to stay on the White Supremacist Child Porn Rape Victim Doxxing site because that’s where my community is”
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 17h
It's the same picture dot gif
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ขาใหญ่ มาเฟีย บอส
Alt: Scarface cocaine scene
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wade of mutilation @waderockett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Professor Harold Hill awakens to find he’s a captive in a small Midwestern town. The tight-lipped, insular residents call it River City. Who are the prisoners? Who are the wardens? Patrick McGoohan is THE MUSIC MAN. With: Leo McKern as the Mayor and Buddy Hackett as Rover
We see Prof. Harold Hill from the back as he enters the town of River City in the 1962 movie The Music Man.
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 17h
Nobody can cast Summon Discourse like Faine.
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 18h
We cannot end sexual violence until we abolish the institutions that act as training grounds for its commission.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 26/07/2024
Me: "I like to dump the dry ice from shipments into the sink and add a bunch of water so it looks like I'm a mad scientist tinkering with forces beyond my understanding, spitting in the face of the gods with my intellectual hubris." Priest: "Okay, again; kind of weird, but not technically a sin"
Don't do this to your plumbing, because it can really mess it up, and this isn't my lab, but it's a sink filled with dry ice that is boiling over with CO2.  A black lab bench with carboy of water next to the sink, and a centrifuge on the bench in fashionable "science beige".

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https://www.reddit.com/r/labrats/comments/xuo2kt/lpt_dump_excess_dry_ice_from_shipments_into_the/
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 18h
Hunter s Thompson, wearing a hat and sunglasses and a cigarette in his mouth
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 18h
Girls rock.
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Joan Jett & the Blackhearts - I Wanna Be Your Dog (Official Audio)
YouTube video by JoanJettVEVO
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 18h
Also, "The Universe of Geoffrey Brown" is the best concept album that you have probably never heard of.
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Captain Sensible - The Universe Of Geoffrey Brown (1993) FULL ALBUM - YouTube
Captain Sensible – The Universe Of Geoffrey Brown Label: The Collector's Pipeline – TCP 009, Humbug (2) – TCP 009 Format: CD, Album Country: US Released: 199...
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 19h
You know that scene in The Godfather where Michael goes to the trattoria bathroom, retrieves a pistol, and shoots those 2 guys in the head? This is 100X better. Maybe more.
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 18h
Not even to recover the lost Second Doctor stuff.
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 18h
Massachusetts, ours is Oct 24. You can check your registration here: www.sec.state.ma.us/voterregistr...
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 22h
Other states besides Texas with voter registration deadlines over the next 7 days: Arkansas, Arizona, Alaska, Florida, Georgia, Indiana , Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Rhode Island, Tennessee, South Carolina.
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Kelly @justkelly.bsky.social · 19h
She was doxxed by a Chi Phi alum who implored his followers to “help a Chi Phi.” Just in case anyone thought that organization was remotely redeemable.
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Lee Toma @leetoma.bsky.social · 19h
There’s been a Storrowing on Route 85, River Street, in Southborough this evening. MBTACR Worcester Line trains may be delayed a few minutes as they are passing the bridge slowly while a crew works to extricate the truck. Rt 85 is detoured. @universalhub.com
An 18-wheeler truck is stuck beneath a steel railroad bridgeAn 18-wheeler truck is stuck beneath a steel railroad bridgeAn MBTA Commuter Rail trail approaches Southborough Station at dusk
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Aaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social · 19h
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with an Attorney General nominee? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Matt Gaetz! [SMITH]: That is Media Matters senior fellow Matt Gertz
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Kevin Moore @kevinwmoore.bsky.social · 23h
From this day on 2012: probably the most popular thing I’ve ever drawn.
TinTin discovers Edward Said.
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Rev Laura Everett @reveverett.com · 20h
This ⬇️ feeling expresses the nihilism I’ve heard so strongly in #Boston streets. If the Wu administration doesn’t address it, we’re going to have a much bigger problem than simply rising road violence - we will have progressive city that does not believe government can help. #Bospoli #VisionZero
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 20h
“A sound banker, alas, is not one who foresees danger and avoids it, but one who, when he is ruined, is ruined in a conventional and orthodox way along with his fellows, so that no one can really blame him.” - John Maynard Keynes.
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 20h
I have been told that liberals constantly police the use of language for wrongthinkfulness.
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 21h
I had such a crush on Mary Tamm.
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