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Sen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 14h
it is difficult to explain how much more jew-ish @helldude.bsky.social is as a muslim who grew up in new york city than plenty of jewish people who grew up in the sticks, secular, as the only one in their neighborhood are. it's not halacha or anything it's just kind of true.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
some data that i don't hate: badfaithtimes.com/theyve-seen-...
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They've Seen Enough: Democratic Voters Are All In On SCOTUS Expansion
There's growing recognition that fixing the Supreme Court is the only thing that matters
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i just assume the reason why the conversation about "Obamacare fraud" is so muddled because the reactionaries want to paint fraud as something individual poor and/or black people do as opposed to the mundane rentseeking swindles engaged in by brokers and insurance carriers
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the received wisdom of the dnc superfan is not nearly as unshakeable as they would have you believe. as a rule most don't believe in anything other than mirroring the establishment. move the establishment and they will play ball immediately
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Losers.
Republican Men Are More Likely To Blame Women For Their Problems chart
• Democrat
• Republican
26
24
18 to 29
30 to 49
Source: Civility and Morality Survey, 2025.
50 to 64
65 and older
Survey Center
on American Life
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 28/09/2026
The settlement trade ban initiative has already proven to be more effective at shaping Israeli action than virtually anything else done by the West since 1956
haaretz.com
Israel's AG postpones West Bank E1 construction tender until after election
The attorney general's office said the deadline for bids on more than 2,100 housing units should be postponed by a month to prevent the internationally condemned project from being used for election c...
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every college in this country decided that expelling and/or sending the police to beat the shit out of their own students for the crime of being opposed to genocide was their top priority. That and giving Trump complete control of what they teach. Contrast that with how they treat rapists.
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Tegiminis @tegiminis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For me, I approach it from a more Marxist perspective. We are witnessing the desire of capital class to create a permanently, ontologically enslaved "virtual" labor class to free itself from the "real" labor class. And finally they'll be able to keep ALL surplus value
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recession indicator
A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef
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Dustin Volz @dustinvolz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
New: FBI in internal memo says it believes ShinyHunters may have stolen private data on all employees. Fears of longterm consequences of breach magnify as hackers threaten to leak everything online by end of Tuesday. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/28/u...
nytimes.com
Embarrassing Breach at F.B.I. Fuels Fears of Harm to Its Employees (Gift Article)
In an internal memo, the F.B.I. said it believed the hackers may have stolen sensitive information on all of its employees.
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ok city ok @krogerfoot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hi Stripey From Mike
Cat wearing a pink flower-shaped cone on her head, with her head and front feet emerging from under a sofa, seemingly performing the hula
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
exactly this. if we can no longer broadly agree, as a social unit of social creatures, that human endeavor and human dignity have worth and are in fact likely the point, why bother? what is this world we are constructing. why is anyone even walking around and going anywhere
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John! @teleogougar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I work at a bookstore. The whole thing is seeing the ideas other people put out into the world and exposing yourself to that. Everything about this future is like, antithetical to the very few things I like about it and I don’t know what they expect to happen with this other than mass immiseration
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's kind of maddening to see almost no one with power and a major platform publicly wrestling with this. We're gonna have to talk about something other than gas and grocery prices at some point
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's good that we invented things like "government" and "the economy" but we can't meaningfully participate in them if the people in charge are constantly rubbing in our faces that these things are fake, and in fact you are a naive doofus if you think otherwise. That's a society on life support
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this
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cantorsdust @cantorsdust.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve said before that they are hoping this is the final, ultimate win of Capital over Labor. Their rhetoric is so apocalyptic because they so badly hope this is The End.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
as a guy who decided to go inside the system because being outside it struck me as rather personally perilous, it appears i did not factor in exactly how incompetent everyone making decisions inside the system would turn out to be
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i can't wait until every branch of the government is turning a profit like the post office and the army guys
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i did that 9 games thing but it was just vampire the masquerade bloodlines 9 times
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
as a product of the reagan 80s excited to see if we can see interest rates in the mid teens again. retvrn
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When I say we desperately need a Democratic doctor in the US Senate I mean it.
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Adam @adamshap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NYC’s congestion pricing program cut ambulance travel times by over a minute
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ladies and gentlemen of every gender, allow me to present to you: stripey
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AtticusLab @atticuslab.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The @helldude.bsky.social has excellent taste in icy moons. www.fu-berlin.de/en/presse/in...
fu-berlin.de
Great News from Saturn’s Moon Enceladus in the Search for Life in Space
Planetary scientists from Freie Universität Berlin have published two new studies with promising discoveries about the potential for life on Enceladus.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They keep using this line and it's nonsense for many reasons, but also, if that's truly the case, there are only about a dozen "fraudsters" per state: the insurers. No one else could benefit from this particular no-claims "fraud." So where are the prosecutions of health insurers? 🤔
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
wait til this guy learns about "insurance"
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
George RR Martin loves to sometimes just give you a guy named Justynn
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Dan in Kansas City @daninkc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Kansas Livestock Association comes out against the ICE Raids????!!!!
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 26/09/2026
"The central lesson of this cycle is not that Charlie Brown should stop trusting Lucy. It is that Charlie Brown must do a better job explaining why trusting Lucy remains the responsible choice." buff.ly/X2RjqP5
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“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party
“While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violen...
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jack Lemon with a broccoli cut and iced coffee
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Paul 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“The beans are weak? *You’re* weak.”
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 25/09/2026
FUCK YOU, that's my name. You know why, mister? 'Cause you drank a Dunkin’ filter to get here this morning. I got a Starbucks PSL. Drive-thru. Pre-ordered on the app. I got my Doberman a Pup Cup. My dog drinks better than you do—and with more class.
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Andy Vitek @avitek.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So Nancy Mace is now hosting a podcast called 'Get Maced' in a leather catsuit. And no you did not hallucinate that sentence.
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Robert Downen @robertdownen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wu on redistricting if Dems get control: "You do the exact same thing that they did to you until they say mercy" and agree to national, bipartisan reform.
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 25/09/2026
“PUT THAT ICED COFFEE DOWN.”
Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross, yelling about coffee
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the future tech bros are dreaming of
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
Purple Guy panicking in a room full of flames. He screams “Oh God! I’m going to die!”

Panel 2:
Purple Guy is now on the phone (still surrounded by flames). He yells “Fire Service!! My house is burning down”

Panel 3:
Purple Guy (still burning to death) is now hollering “My address? Shit I don’t know! Lemme check my phone”

Panel 4:
Close up on Purple Guy’s phone screen. It reads: Emergency call detected. Pay £45.50 to view address.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
spilled iced coffee all over myself interviewing for a job at a bank & an HR recruitment coordinator shouted "this applicant drinking iced coffee" & everyone laughed.
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Dean Preston @deanpreston.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
While the nation turns against Flock and mass surveillance, SF’s Democratic Central Committee—a body with two Flock employees on it—just voted to double down on Flock and mass surveillance. SF Democratic Party leadership is a disgrace right now. Completely captured by conservative tech oligarchs.
sfstandard.com
Flock is under fire. SF’s moderate Democrats are doubling down on the cameras
Flock has lost contracts in many blue cities, but San Francisco leaders are largely defending SFPD’s use of surveillance devices.
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is JD Vance-level comedic timing. A true master of the craft.
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Phoebe78 conetits @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
thinkin about "i'm talkin to the fucking garfield" again
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Boasting to the world of his mass terrorist atrocity:
Netanyahu showing off a pager during his speech at the UN
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Scary Mr. Olmec Man @scarymrolmecman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sorry, the Rat Poison Ice Cream guy is actually an Undersecretary in the USDA now
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
but what if i want to vibe cream a rat poison flavor in my ninja ice cream maker?? it's my right as an american to do so. it will have 60 grams of protein in addition to killing me instantly
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hugbee.bsky.social @hugbee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
not to be Like That, but remember when China executed some company leadership for selling baby formula that had been contaminated with lead or whatever it was
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Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I know as a personal injury lawyer to me everything looks like we a problem that could be solved by a more powerful tort law system but my god would this be solved by a more powerful tort law system.
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