one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 16hassassin's always kill me 040
Reposted by one note parody account devolved into railing aboubog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 21hi had a blast but can you please not invite basho next time? his vivid depictions of the change of seasons make me painfully aware of my own transience 119759
Reposted by one note parody account devolved into railing aboutef @tef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026writing a rationalist fanfic about 'who framed roger rabbit?' but it's a series of spreadsheets and charts explaining the economic benefits of a freeway system and justifying the wholesale destruction of toontown 433859
one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026how get swamp thinged and revenge for getting swamp thinged 0113
Reposted by one note parody account devolved into railing aboubog landlord @pondslurp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026your computer should fight for its life every time you go to shut it off 37914
one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026first rule of a new planet: start touching everything 160
one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I've decided to pick you up and pull you in half but I can't do either of those things so it's just awkward and confusing 040
Reposted by one note parody account devolved into railing abouBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026 1615773877
one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026mind the whirring blades 140
Reposted by one note parody account devolved into railing aboubakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026dad reassuring crying child that dog which ran out into the street and got hit by plumbers van has reincarnated and is now wealthy landowner in western RPG type world, using the skills accrued over a lifetime of eating dog food and sleeping to rise up the social ranks of a cutthroat royal court 841461
one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026if you get 719 more broken clocks you won't need one that works 040
one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026assumed everyone recording a podcast was wearing a leather catsuit 030
one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026imma grammer yeller now, comma is my weapon, i say it when i attack comma comma comma comma comma comma comma 020
Reposted by one note parody account devolved into railing aboudeuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Putting an American flag out in front of my house to let potential burglars know that I don’t value human life like at all 016335
one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026ever have one of those days that you live over and over again millions of times and no matter what you do the day always ends in total nuclear armageddon 230
one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026stand still so I can power up my special attack 060
one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i believe the constitution means you're allowed to eat anything no matter what the label says 030
one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it's about time for me to enter my unlicensed PI getting in way over my head era 191
Reposted by one note parody account devolved into railing aboumuscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 23/09/2026later on me and my friends are gonna stand around the haunted k mart parking lot and hate conformity 511714
Reposted by one note parody account devolved into railing abouGrobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Your email lights up my inbox like the rising sun, and draws one's thoughts to the possibilities a new day brings. 04711
one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026love when movies are like "this dog is a menacing and terrifying beast" and then cut to a dog clearly thinking HAHA I LOVE RUNNING AND ALL MY BEST FRIENDS ARE WATCHING BECAUSE I'M SUCH A GOOD DOG! 0112
Reposted by one note parody account devolved into railing aboutinybaby @tiny.baby · 21/09/2026now that judge judy is retiring im free to wrong my friends and family in extremely petty but still dollar quantifiable ways 21369
one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026had my genes modified behind the abandoned mall 060
one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026shooting lightning out of my hands 130
one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026sometimes my phone beeps and I look at it and there's no notifications or anything. i think it just gets lonely when I'm using one of my other computers. think i need to get it a phone or at least an mp3 player to keep it company 040
one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026my doctor said i cant learn anymore lessons 060
Reposted by one note parody account devolved into railing aboutara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My enemies are amassing on the outskirts of town. Probably to apologise for their grievous misconduct 2938181
Reposted by one note parody account devolved into railing aboupatrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Can’t come out to the bar tonight, my Gilbert Gottfried practice went long and I have a morning Gottsesh scheduled too so I gotta rest up. I feel like I never see you guys anymore but it’s just eight more months til I’m certified 1185
one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026praying to The Great Snake for Snake Powers 191
Reposted by one note parody account devolved into railing aboumore mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 27/08/2023it should be legal to threaten the mayor if the coded messages hidden in his speeches and campaign ads have all been directed at you 322127
one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026there's a xenomorph behind me in line and it's making me kinda nervous so I offered to let it cut in front of me but it just hissed and drooled a bunch of acid on the floor 020
one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I've invited you all here to solve a murder—mine *lightning crash, lights go out, silent except for me muttering swears, the lights come back on and I'm half out the window and my pants have fallen down to my ankles* 170
one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026aliens have decided I'm a "snack animal" 070
one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I'm like Reacher if instead of being bigger and stronger than the Problem, my handwriting is getting worse 060
one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026we can talk about millenarian cults online as much as you want but if you try to get me to in real life imma porky pig for like half an hour 020
one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026everyone's making fun of mcconnell now but you won't be laughing once he finishes healing from his supersoldier surgeries and bonds with all his implants and starts spree killing and bullets just bounce off his shields (which will make a cool noise, according to projections) 0192
one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026seeing how wet and goopy the other necromancers zombies are and running home to bury my weeping face into my pillow 191
one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026i declare war on the outlaw planet mars 080
one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026the last thing most of us will see is millions of teeth in endless rows, harder than diamonds, sharper than the sharpest knife 1120
one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026paid ruffians to accost you 030
Reposted by one note parody account devolved into railing abouparticle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I found a PowerUp on the street and turned it in to the police 1434
one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026taking a corner too fast and my kneecap flies off and spins under the couch 050
Reposted by one note parody account devolved into railing abouLloyd’s Soil @toil.bsky.social · 12/09/2026 BREAKING: all problems have now been solved by ACCIDENT. time to relax! 0245
one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026gather all the men and rifles in the village and fire wantonly into the sea 161
one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026You don't have to be a zombie to shamble around and bite people: but it helps! 041
one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026must be convenient to be one of those people who solve murders and wherever they go someone gets murdered so they don't have to like cancel plans or travel just for that or whatever 150
one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026computer, create a horrible world and seal me inside it 0110
one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026caltrops hurt so much coming back up. it almost makes it not worth it to eat so many you puke 0161
one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I'm going to write a computer program TO BEAT YOU UP! 091
one note parody account devolved into railing abou @walkingjalopy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026altered the timeline again 040
