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Stan Kelly

@kartoonistkelly.bsky.social
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Legendary Editorial Cartoonist for The Onion for over 50 years. "The Most Powerful Name in Cartooning" (TM) linktr.ee/stankelly

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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 8h
FREE ART DOWNLOAD! In these divisive times, Freedom-Hating Sickos follow the latest fad and scream ’No Kings!” To counter that, I’m offering this artwork to all True Patriots, who opt to take a stand for Friendship. God Bless, Kelly HERE IS THE “LINK”: linktr.ee/stankelly
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10h
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Macklemore or Less theonion.com/macklemore-or-less
Macklemore or Less
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Himfluencer. @theonion.com
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“Sham-I-Am” - Dr. Seuss @theonion.com
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My latest, from me to you with love …
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s that time of year again, when we see who the REAL ALPHAS are … @theonion.com
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Together again … in Heaven. @theonion.com
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
New York State declares a “Measles Emergency”* (*Latest Fad) Thankfully, help is on it’s way ... @theonion.com @governor.ny.gov
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight theonion.com/hiding-in-plane-sight
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
With Karoline Leavitt joining Fox News, now is the perfect time for Sean’s return to the White House … PLEEEEEASE, Mr. President?!?!?
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What the Ale?? @theonion.com
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This seems unfair to Sickos …
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Do your Patriotic Doody! @frogmustard.bsky.social
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Her new album just hit #1, and her latest single is “Different Religion.” What’s wrong with the regular kind??* (*The Jesus one) @theonion.com
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Never get out of the car. @theonion.com
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As students return to campus, there’s a “chill” in the air ... @theonion.com
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
NEW!!!! Bumper Sticker collab with @frogmustard.bsky.social
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What you might call a “Seasonal” Allergy … @theonion.com
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Spotted in Portland, city of Sickos. This beauty was last year’s patriotic collaboration with FrogMustard. Watch for the 2026 Kelly/FrogMustard bumpersticker to be announced soon … maybe this week! @frogmustard.bsky.social
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The midterms are coming. 45 days to turn things around ... @theonion.com
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was asked to create this T-Shirt design for “Riot Fest” - a music festival* (*Latest Fad) in Chicago this weekend. WARNING: It’s sure to be jam-packed with No-Good Punks and Rap Bands. Stop by The Onion booth, and tell ‘em Kelly sent ya. @theonion.com @riotfest.bsky.social
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Why? Why must they ruin our Great Nation?
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Who will they give an Emmy to next, Attila the Hun?!? @colbertlateshow.bsky.social
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/09/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: The World According to Harp theonion.com/the-world-according-to…
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: The World According to Harp
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As we reflect, it’s incumbent upon all of us to remember how the destruction of 9/11 extended … to the 2008 presidential primaries. @theonion.com
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The most ominous threat since 9/11 ... theonion.com/home-heeled-...
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Home Heeled Advantage
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Thank you, Gloria Steinem … we’ve come a long way, baby! @theonion.com
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If the Supreme Court of yesteryear had half the wisdom of our current Justices, JFK would be alive today! @theonion.com
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
That time of year again. Why can’t we Normal Folks eat in peace? @theonion.com
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Hits a little too close to Homer. @theonion.com
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“Lake America” … why not “Lake Trump”?!?! Have we learned nothing?? @theonion.com
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Papa’s got a Brand New Bag (Bluesky needs to add a music option)
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Maharishi = SICKO
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My personal creation was pilfered by some Kilt-wearing Sicko for the “Edinburgh Fringe Fest”* - as was reported to me by an All-American Patriot who happened to be “across the pond.” (See photo evidence) Consider me now Skittish of the Scottish. You’ll be hearing bagpipes from my lawyers!
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Thank God It’s FRYday. @theonion.com
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
In case you hadn’t heard, National Treasure Funnyman Bill Maher recently won “Mark Twain’s Prize.” Anyone Mark Twain likes is good enough for me! Bill also deserves a prize for bravely defending America from the Writer’s Guild. Presidential Medal of Freedom perhaps? (Hint, hint!) @theonion.com
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Happy Friday.
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
We live in a discrimi-NATION. @theonion.com
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I’m exhibiting my fine art in the that city of Sickos, Los Angeles, yet again. This time as part of a group show opening tomorrow night. I hope my piece will knock some sense into people and get them to choose their words wisely … because words can hurt. 😢 @theonion.com
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
@theonion.com
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The Best of the Breast. @theonion.com
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Have a good (?) weekend … @theonion.com
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
How heartening, in polarized times, that people are coming together in opposition to pricey energy facilities. @theonion.com
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
“Cruelty Free” = Latest Fad @theonion.com
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Demand Climate Justice!
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Donut go gentle into that good night. @theonion.com
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Aridiculous. @theonion.com
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This is what we in the biz call a “teaser.” Something special coming for you folks in the next paper-and-ink edition of The Onion. Enjoy and God Bless, Kelly
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Our long, national nightmare is nearly over: the “World Cup”* ends on Sunday. Then we’ll get our country back (finally). * Latest Fad @theonion.com
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