Aaron van Dorn @aaronvandorn.bsky.social · 1h[Spoiler alert] Doctor Doom forgot to put the fire screen back 030
Aaron van Dorn @aaronvandorn.bsky.social · 1h"[elephant noise, monkeys chattering] Hey hey, it's the drive time Zoo Cr--" [zoom channel is muted] 250
Aaron van Dorn @aaronvandorn.bsky.social · 2hThis is how I find out about the existence of "Zei Squirrel"!? 6191
Aaron van Dorn @aaronvandorn.bsky.social · 2hHad a GI appointment today and the GI doc was wearing Meta Ray Bans, and seemed inappropriate? 250
Aaron van Dorn @aaronvandorn.bsky.social · 5hI also made a tool to see if two given Bluesky accounts have interacted before.aaronvandorn.github.ioCrossed Paths 240
Aaron van Dorn @aaronvandorn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Tired of block rot rendering a thread incoherent? Well no more! I made a site that will place some context around a blocked post and let you know whether you're blocking them, they're blocking you, or it's between all y'allaaronvandorn.github.ioThread Inspector 2125
Aaron van Dorn @aaronvandorn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The primary and indeed only problem that multiparty politics in the US would solve is "I don't want to vote like my bitch mom" 46411
Aaron van Dorn @aaronvandorn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Feels like if the state tries and fails to kill you they shouldn't get a second bite at the apple at a minimum. 2120
Aaron van Dorn @aaronvandorn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Me, having read a book about Francis Ford Coppola this week, and seeing Hegseth trying to jack the intro to the Coppola-writen "Patron" is a weird feeling! 140
Aaron van Dorn @aaronvandorn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026One of the problems with a lot of tacitly anti Israel positions is that they're explicitly pro Hamas. 2458
Aaron van Dorn @aaronvandorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I really wish Spotify would stop dropping Purple Mountains songs on me. 120
Aaron van Dorn @aaronvandorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is a thing you generally aren't allowed to do on Bluesky dot app. 3527
Aaron van Dorn @aaronvandorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Let Whit Stillman make a fin de siècle Coruscant movie 092
Aaron van Dorn @aaronvandorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This must have cost him an inordinate amount of self-discipline. 0267
Aaron van Dorn @aaronvandorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026This is actually pretty impressive, but is also not really at all like what I asked for. A study in contrasts. That said, I don't think you could listen to this blind and be like, "an AI made this."suno.comLydian Dorian ShiftListen and make your own on Suno. 000
Aaron van Dorn @aaronvandorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We saw you from across the bar, and we think your vibe has perjured itself" 170
Aaron van Dorn @aaronvandorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I had an idea years ago to do a podcast about the biggest Broadway hits of the 19th Century that have been completely forgotten, but then it turned out that most of them are insanely racist. 3263
Aaron van Dorn @aaronvandorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If people are presented with an AI product and a human product and they either prefer the AI product or are indifferent to the choice, the problem there is not AI. 280
Aaron van Dorn @aaronvandorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Finished Paul Fischer's "The Last Kings of Hollywood" yesterday and really enjoyed it. Nobody came out of it looking great, especially Coppola. Lucas comes across as fairly traumatized by the whole experience, but not given towards vice. Spielberg comes across as a broken little boy. 470
Aaron van Dorn @aaronvandorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This kind of elision is incredibly common in this debate. Any support for Israel is total support, and then Biden's mistakes in not getting Netanyahu to shift course is in itself damning, without articulating how, exactly, the US was supposed to move that needle, while denying any attempt to do so. 47918
Aaron van Dorn @aaronvandorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Relegating the bottom 10% of the Justice League 250
Aaron van Dorn @aaronvandorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026No matter what else happens, JD Vance will always be the first millennial vice president. 0196
Aaron van Dorn @aaronvandorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Let's assume you live to be 90. If you're 30 or over you are by definition middle aged. Have a good evening. 5225
Aaron van Dorn @aaronvandorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The great recession was twenty years ago. Things aren't worse, you're just middle aged. 3406
Aaron van Dorn @aaronvandorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Every once in a while, you're witness to someone fucking up so hard that the reverberations of the fuck up resound for months, sometimes even years, and the proper response is awe and gratitidue that you are merely a witness 4172
Aaron van Dorn @aaronvandorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Does anyone have an image of that poster Schmitt's aides held up 340
Reposted by Aaron van DornConstantine @ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I suspect this was all in place, including scheduled posts, ahead of time. When Schmidt screwed the pooch (part of his FBI application, apparently), they all just said, 'fuck it, our audience won't know the difference anyway' and went with it. 2345
Aaron van Dorn @aaronvandorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This clip is like l'esprit d'escalier if that involved tripping on the stairs on the way to the party and busting your nose open 172
Aaron van Dorn @aaronvandorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026But where will I source my little purple velvet bags 1163
Aaron van Dorn @aaronvandorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"What if the 'supervillain' wasn't some crazed masked killer, but the creeping ennui of middle age and the inescapable sense that this woman you claim to love doesn't even know you any more, and that all of your academic achievements have been unfulfilling trifles" 3236
Aaron van Dorn @aaronvandorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026People are going to fall all over themselves for this, but god do I hate this entire mode of communication from politicians. 190