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Lizzy “mets fan” @thedirtbird.bsky.social · 7h
Look, I gotta read those essays
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 8h
A man replied to this saying in earnest that women need to get organized and fight for our rights and men will follow. We did that. We do that. We mobilized the largest single day protest in global history on every continent and yet I have fewer rights than my mom did at my age.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 9h
Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports.
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 13h
Trump’s new AI website is kinda fun, it turns out.
Can the president use taxpayer funds to air his old campaign ads on TV?

No. Federal appropriations law has long barred using taxpayer funds for political advertising.
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Governor Newsom Press Office @govpressoffice.gov.ca.gov · 27/09/2026
Calling something “illegal” only matters if the law is actually enforced. Mike Johnson and the Supreme Court need to enforce it. No president should be free to ignore the law to punish enemies, reward allies, and enrich himself.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hand crank pencil sharpener - Circa 1907 IG: @east_coast_vintage_tools www.instagram.com/east_coast_v...
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 27/09/2026
Run, don't walk, to vote.nyc/page/register-vote. Register to vote by October 24 so that you can vote on faster, more efficient government.
vote.nyc
Register to Vote | NYC Board of Elections
You can register to vote online, in-person, or by mail.
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Kristin Louise Raught Photography 🌀 @kristinlraught.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Last night’s Harvest Moon over Seattle. The clouds made it feel even more dramatic as it rose above the Space Needle and the Cascades. Also called the Corn Moon, this is the full moon closest to the autumn equinox.
Orange Harvest Moon behind wispy clouds above Seattle’s Space Needle and skyline, with the Cascade Mountains in the background.
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can’t eat a sandwich until you subscribe to sandwiches. Can’t eat today’s sandwich until it has applied daily sandwich updates. Sandwich now has adverts even though you paid for ad-free sandwich. Can pay again to have less sandwich adverts. Now you can eat the sandwich, but it’s smaller.
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Lizzy “mets fan” @thedirtbird.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Citizen Kane is the ultimate example of the Streisand effect
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Lizzy “mets fan” @thedirtbird.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of the best pride flags tbh
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So what did Dolly Parton name the entity she established to oversee her estate, publishing interests, and legacy after her death? “She’s Alive LLC.” Absolutely perfect.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A man stands at the ticket counter of a movie theater. An employee asks if he’d like to upgrade his ticket. “Would you like to upgrade to Cinema VIP? You can pause the film for bathroom breaks.”  Our man is intrigued by the offer. Next slide. Inside the movie theater. The film has been paused and the movie screen lets the audience know: “PAUSED FOR VIP.” Our man stands at the center of the theater with his hands raised and a VIP badge attached to a lanyard around his neck. He’s part of the Cinema VIP program but at what cost? The other patrons have become increasingly upset with the pauses. A chorus of angry voices rain down on the VIP from around the theater. “Sit down, toilet boy,” one woman yells. She’s had enough of his potty breaks. “Oh COME on.” “Get this guy outta here.” “He ruined the trailers, too.” “Take his badge.” “3 times?!” “Put a diaper on.”
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Lizzy “mets fan” @thedirtbird.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
AI is gonna take over the world but no one has been able to invent an escalator that doesn’t breakdown
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Lizzy “mets fan” @thedirtbird.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bruhhhh this is what would trip me out in the psych 101 class I took. My brain was learning about itself and I was like I can’t deal
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
zing!
The White House was contacted for comment, and spokesman Davis Ingle came back with a lengthy rant about sleepy Trump’s apparent “sharpness” and “unmatched energy.”

“Only the glue-sniffing degenerates at the failing Daily Beast would obsessively push baseless conspiracy theories about President Trump, and that’s because they suffer from a severe, crippling disease known as Trump Derangement Syndrome that has completely rotted their peanut-sized brains,” he added.

Ingle, 32, is a communications graduate of Florida’s Southeastern University, where his father, Kent Ingle, is president. SEU boasts that more than two-thirds of its students attend online or through extension courses at 200 “partner sites,” which do not have to be accredited.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
these Art Nouveau doors by Ernest Delune in Brussels, Belgium, from the 1900s.
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AiredOnTVToday @airedontvtoday.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
On September 21, 1997, TV show 'The Simpsons' aired episode "The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson"
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Lizzy “mets fan” @thedirtbird.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Look at that hoodie
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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Jason Moore @moorejh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#infosec
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's a miracle that it's watchable, and there are many people to thank, including Marcia Lucas (whose re-editing of the final battle improved it greatly), John Williams (whose music supplied subtext & emotion), and Harrison Ford, whose b.s. detector prevented scenes he was in from being far worse.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
FALSE BERLIN and BIZARRE LITTLE MEN are categories, they did the thing
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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Lizzy “mets fan” @thedirtbird.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Martin Crane is disappointed with how his sons turned out and it’s like, didn’t you raise them?
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 20/09/2026
15 years ago today, Carly Rae Jepsen released “Call Me Maybe.”
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Fr. Robert Ballecer, SJ @padresj.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's strange how Democratic Socialists - who are being denounced by both parties - turned major deficits into balanced budgets in both New York and Seattle.
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I graduated med school in 2014. I was taught-and saw-how hard melanoma was to treat, like a death sentence Since then, new treatments have made it possible for people w/ the most advanced melanoma, like Jimmy Carter, to live to 100! We are killing ourselves by letting them destroy American science
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Lizzy “mets fan” @thedirtbird.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Not me getting sucked into Iron Chef America on a Saturday night!!!! What am I, in high school?
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
As an American political historian, I can confirm that this Congress has been "almost unmatched in history" in several categories -- sad abdication of its war powers, craven surrender of the power of the purse, weird refusal to conduct meaningful oversight, and an utter failure to pass actual laws.
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
nice of him to give away the game. so, they want americans to "be healthy" enough to... work more. notice how they don't talk at all about happiness or well being. they only want to extract the maximum value out of you until they dispose of you
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Lizzy “mets fan” @thedirtbird.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think people are getting carried away with that converse ad
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Lizzy “mets fan” @thedirtbird.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh absolutely
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gawdzchild4eva.bsky.social @gawdzchild4eva.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#BlueSky #Sports #WNBA
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 18/09/2026
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Carly Rae Jepsen is great in part because her songs are horny in ways that most musicians can't capture all of. Cheerfully horny. Wistfully horny. Hornnui. She has the horny range.
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Lizzy “mets fan” @thedirtbird.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ITALIAN DESSERTS ARE SO GOOD. ONE OF MY FAVORITE GENRES OF DESSERT. IM TIRED OF THE SLANDER
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Lizzy “mets fan” @thedirtbird.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Their main thing is they want people to die
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Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
who cares that girl was a moron
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bonus post. Tomato’s
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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🇨🇦JOY 🇨🇦 @joycomes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Desert cardinal lives year-round in the arid desert regions and brushy scrublands of the southwestern United States and Mexico Female builds the nest, incubates the male feeds her, they both share feeding the chicks. Once they leave the nest father takes over full-time childcare. Beautiful sound
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Lizzy “mets fan” @thedirtbird.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I hate when people are like “I always hated that guy” but I can’t tell you how rage filled I would get when “shape of you” would come on at the supermarket during that piece of shit song’s heyday
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