assbutt @nasboat.org · 3hI put a hat on backwards to keep my hair back while doing chores around the house and when I look in the mirror it’s like seeing greybeard Dan Cortese wtf 2151
assbutt @nasboat.org · 6h“Bari Weiss did what they paid her to do” I dunno I think a key part of propaganda is people have to actually consume it? 4444
assbutt @nasboat.org · 14hBen Rice went 4-5 with 2 HR, a 2B and 6 RBI. the Red Sox went 3-29 with a 2B, no runs scored, one walk and 11 Ks. 2151
assbutt @nasboat.org · 14heating wheat thins and beer cheese at 11:15 at night like a fucking heathen 7472
assbutt @nasboat.org · 14hwho wants to help me beat Liberty Bibberty to death with a tire iron 138410
Reposted by assbuttassbutt @nasboat.org · 06/05/2026I like Cody Bellinger because he looks like the most high man in baseball at all times. 3453
assbutt @nasboat.org · 19h@robertoneill31.latenightgrin.com how dare you RT that thread into my timeline 210
assbutt @nasboat.org · 20hyeah it certainly has helped encourage folks who have SI, that’s for sure 1171
Reposted by assbuttassbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026*extreme sophie b hawkins voice* SHUCKS 2123
Reposted by assbuttassbutt @nasboat.org · 29/09/2026at the 1995 MTV Movie Awards, the Ramones played a medley of the Best Song nominees which means you can watch them cover Regulate and Big Empty, among othersyoutu.beThe Ramones 6-10-95 "Movie Medley" TV award show performanceYouTube video by BetaGems Lost Media 65412
assbutt @nasboat.org · 29/09/2026the current discourse stinks, so here, have this Billboard Modern Rock chart from 25 years ago today 7729644
assbutt @nasboat.org · 29/09/2026ME, SEEING SOME STUPID-ASS BATMAN DISCOURSE: i cannot sanction this buffoonery 2182
Reposted by assbuttassbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Clap Your Hands Say Geese 0122
assbutt @nasboat.org · 29/09/2026my favorite random “rumor that was in no way true but you wished it was” from my younger days was the one where Paul from The Wonder Years grew up to be Marilyn Manson 4300
assbutt @nasboat.org · 29/09/2026at the 1995 MTV Movie Awards, the Ramones played a medley of the Best Song nominees which means you can watch them cover Regulate and Big Empty, among othersyoutu.beThe Ramones 6-10-95 "Movie Medley" TV award show performanceYouTube video by BetaGems Lost Media 65412
assbutt @nasboat.org · 29/09/2026remember when the Bears scored 3 points at home last week and lost to Carson Wentz? 5201
assbutt @nasboat.org · 29/09/2026I am hearing that the Sonic guys received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now they look down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet! 3686
assbutt @nasboat.org · 28/09/2026i know there were so many funny parts to this person’s 50-post reply thread (if you don’t know what I’m talking about, good, keep scrolling and fast) but this, this post right here, is the crown jewel 9351
assbutt @nasboat.org · 28/09/2026lmao they just reblasted the alert because the first one said Hyundai Civic. amateurs 1100
assbutt @nasboat.org · 28/09/2026checking in on the Vikings subreddit after hearing the JJ McCarthy trade news 512514
assbutt @nasboat.org · 28/09/2026i should’ve also been tweeting at Pac to ask him to go to a Streetlight Manifesto show like I did with Sami :( 3101
assbutt @nasboat.org · 28/09/2026was driving behind a guy with this bumper sticker earlier and cackled 2371
assbutt @nasboat.org · 28/09/2026can’t even have a laugh about an untouchable legendary celebrity without the bluescolds flipping out 140
Reposted by assbuttspirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026it’s time for her to run for senate 0191
Reposted by assbuttassbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026One of the United States, Dick Cheney, my friend, died 0387
assbutt @nasboat.org · 27/09/2026why the fuck is there a Buy In on YouTube but a Tailgate Brawl on HBO Max?? why have I been watching fucking pre show talking heads for 35 minutes while matches happened?? what the fuck is going on?!? 690
