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Daniel Carlson

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Lapsed film critic. Writer, reader, bearder. Seen at Crooked Marquee, Musings, Bright Wall Dark Room, Plex, others. Sucker for ’90s country. Hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home. authory.com/danielcarlson

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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 6h
There is a moment at the very very end of Abdul El-Sayed's podcast with Ezra Klein (book recommendation section) where he talks about the idea of "speaking truth to pain" and this will be staying with me for an extremely long time. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/25/o...
But there’s also something about truth to pain. We talk a lot about truth to power, but I think it’s actually a lot harder to speak truth to pain. I say that as someone who went to medical school, realizing that in a lot of our politics right now, we’ve got to get a lot better at speaking truth to pain if we’re going to get through some of these challenges that we have.

What does “truth to pain” mean?

It’s one thing to look power in the eye and say: You’re wrong about this. But there’s a way in which pain is very difficult to reason with. Because when somebody is in their pain, they’re in their trauma. They see that pain, and they may not see what’s causing it.

I remember just very explicitly being in a trauma ward with a gunshot wound patient and watching this big guy with his hand on his gunshot wound. All the folks are trying to pull his hand off his pain, that point of his gunshot wound, this clear vulnerability.

And this emergency room doctor had the presence of mind to be like: Everyone, stop. And she looks him in the eyes, and she’s like: I get that really hurts, and I’m so sorry that you’re here. You don’t want to be here. We don’t want you to be here. But if you don’t let us fix this, you could die. So I’m going to take your hand, and I’m going to move it off, OK? Because I need to get there so that you can live.

She was speaking truth to pain. He understands he’s at the hospital, he needs care, but he also doesn’t want anybody to touch the wound. Which is a natural thing. And I think it is a really great metaphor for how we think about a lot of these challenges we talked about today.
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 3h
I could not be more on board
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?

Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.

You’re right, that does sound grim.

Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 7h
Onion print edition still firing on all cylinders
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 8h
Watching VEEP for the first time, and I initially wondered how something so acerbic and bleak went for 7 years, but then season 2 pivots hard into a much warmer and more kit-based sitcom, basically OFFICE/PARKS with the c-word
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 9h
Obligatory
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Star Demands More!
ALT: Star Demands More!
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 21h
“Why do millennials communicate in images and gifs” You mean why did the last generation of mass-undiagnosed neurodivergents develop an affinity for communicating in memes and references, who the fuck knows 
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 23h
"Do You Hear the Fremen Sing?"
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 23h
True, and also what I think we should call the movie from now on
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I haven’t been able to finish a novel all year—stress, depression, you name it—and I think it says something that the first one I finished was as bleak and sharp and darkly beautiful as this. I’m gonna have to jump into Thornburg’s catalog. (CUTTER’S WAY is great if you haven’t seen it, too.)
CUTTER AND BONE
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Info about DIGGER only solidifying my belief
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
HARLAN PEPPER WILL YOU STOP NAMING NUTS
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Singing “BACKROOMS” to the tune of Springsteen’s “Backstreets” is not going over well at jury duty, let me tell you
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The feeling of questioning whether or not something is AI as part of its destruction of all visual art
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The byline left up there like a head on a spike outside a castle
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You know how sometimes you hear a musician and think “that’s nice” and other times you hear a musician and think “the creative energy of the universe is pouring out of this person’s soul”? That’s Stevie Wonder.
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jesus God what is happening with the youths
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🎥 Kathy 📼 Fennessy 📽️ @kcfennessy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
From Lulu Garcia-Navarro's Times interview with Stallone. It's partly down to my fidelity to Ted Kotcheff, but I'm glad Sly can see, clearly, how he ruined Rambo. I mean, turning the guy into a right-wing warrior paid exceptionally well, but that wasn't Kotcheff's intention with First Blood.
I have a question about “Rambo.” As we discussed, the first movie was quite complicated, about this vet who was discarded by his country who had PTSD. But then the character over time turns into this classic action-movie hero, with less depth than the original character had. Absolutely right. And that’s my fault. I didn’t really focus on the depth of what he was still going through while trying to save P.O.W.s. He’s trying to save his own soul. We never got into that. It’s just bravado, bravado, bravado. That’s all me. You realize, flexing your muscles is a lot easier than showing your soul. And it was terrible. It was like a cartoon.

Full text: www.nytimes.com/2026/09/26/magazine/sylvester-stallone-interview.html
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[Historians in 2226] and that’s how the phrase “innocent as a Cornell rapist” was coined
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How many gray hoodies must Josh Johnson own by now; surely in the dozens
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We didn’t have memes, we had Robin Williams yelling “Layla get back in your cell” and having no goddamn idea what was going on but still saying it to each other for nine months
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m watching this new show LINE OF FIRE on Peacock and it’s so bad that it makes me think I have a head injury
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/09/2026
Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure.
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"What I know about is Texas, and down here, you're on your own."
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Disband all fraternities
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EDITORIAL | Cornell Won’t, We Will
The Editorial Board demands that Cornell stops protecting the alleged Chi Phi rapists through the University's opaque sexual assault policies.
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Imagine being so unaffected by the collapsing economy and authoritarian resurgence that your biggest beef is with a song on the radio
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rolling Stone is itself a holdover from the last gasp of monoculture, so it has to pretend the world is different than it is or else risk acknowledging that a single magazine founded by a white boomer might not be a portal to all knowledge. The gatekeeper always hates losing their control.
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Who can forget that classic line from the sermon on the mount where Jesus offered upgrade packages to “surge your resources and influence through real estate and trade—for Kingdom impact”
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The Gospel of high yields: Inside Tim Tebow's favorite wealth seminar
Life Surge pairs Christian celebs with hard-sell pitches. Some attendees ended up deep in debt.
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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Horror movie villains: 60s: psycho killers 70s: ghosts 80s: slashers 90s: slashers (self-aware) 00s: diseases 10s: trauma 20s: hallways
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Zooted and watching BACKROOMS for the first time, let’s do this
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME?
I'M RIGHT.
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My public HS Spanish class continued the educationally debatable tradition of showing us a movie just with Spanish audio, and brother you haven’t lived until you’ve sat in a room full of 15-year-olds saying “Eh Teh teléfono casa” over and over while a teacher visibly wonders where her life went awry
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Commence the Butlerian Jihad
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Interviewing the inventor of napalm about his hats
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Again, no one should be on Threads
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Snow Burrow @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Netanyahu spent about half his childhood in the US. He went to high school in the Philadelphia area and college at Harvard/MIT. After graduating, he worked with a young Mitt Romney at Boston Consulting Group. He *is* a white American Republican.
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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I reviewed Chuck Klosterman’s book on American football and couldn’t get past the dishonesty about the nature of the game to even accept his premise of its future www.thenation.com/article/cult...
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Didn't the original kill enough people
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Comparing the 1995/2026 SENSE AND SENSIBILITY. Movies used to be in color. We have lost something forever by moving to digital filmmaking and lighting. Instead of structured images, everything is an ugly soup. Anything shot before 2000 looks better than something today. I miss *seeing* a movie.
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
net worth of over $190 billion and can't remember his own phone number while i'm filling out yougov surveys to make extra money for my son's insulin. capitalism fucking rocks.
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ranked lists are dumb. *Themed* lists are great. You wanna talk about great TV shows and carve them up by drama, romance, workplace, futurism, etc.? Excellent. You wanna count weird votes and act like a single work of art can be "best" at anything? You are doomed to fail every time.
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Important #film #history
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I like the MADDEN trailer because it’s nice that terrible hagiographic biopics are still being made
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The thing I like about TANGO & CASH is his name is really Tango. It's not a nickname or an old call sign or inside joke. He's Lt. Ray Tango. "Dear, what should we name our baby? I know: Raymond. Raymond Tango, the baby"
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If there's one person I trust for tech predictions, it's the guy behind Quibi
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
26 years ago
onion headline from 2000: Black Guy Photoshopped In, showing side-by-sides of a cover of a course guide with a Black student added to the second cover
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