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@rubyclimber.bsky.social
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I’m just your basic weirdo. I’m one of the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers. Moronically entertaining ADHD af My kids call me The Dad-alorian he/him

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 9m
why don’t they call it herfume
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 2h
Hitting snooze until this bed swallows me whole
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 1h
Cum and Oreos: A Most Unhinged Memoir
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 1h
If we’re dating and you go on the Price is Right and fall down screaming because you won a TV, I’m breaking up with you.
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A-A-ron @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 1h
To my fellow skincare bros (if that's a thing), in case no one has told you, never apply your eye cream with your index finger. You'll push too hard and can damage the skin. Your ring finger is the ideal choice.
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betty I guess @crimebrulee69.bsky.social · 1h
done my usual trick of popping a tiny spot and turning it into a far more noticeable open wound on my face
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 1h
Sorry I made you uncomfortable. Now imagine every time an egregious rape with no justice for the victim makes the news that you get so triggered because of your own rape and have no place to put your big feelings. Go ahead and sit with that discomfort until you are moved to action.
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 3h
We are all vampires, in a way
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A-A-ron @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 1h
I'm feeling anxious and insignificant and fucking stupid today for no reason at all. Adulting fucking sucks.
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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 2h
Women who get mad are irrational, men who get mad are authoritative and strong.
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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 2h
Everyday misogyny. Men who sleep around are goals for other men, women who do the same are “sluts”.
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A-A-ron @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 2h
FUCK!!!!
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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 3h
Cum breathing dragon
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A-A-ron @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 3h
Happy National Coffee Day (I'm fully aware he's not drinking coffee, and yes it was intentional)
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Kermit the Frog Sips Lipton Tea
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Jenn 🩷 @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 3h
I could be so much worse. Good morning! 🩷
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A-A-ron @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 3h
11: We should watch an episode of Loki tonight Me: good idea, I was hoping for a low-key evening 11: *rolling his eyes* puns are the LOWEST form of comedy ...this fucking guy 🤦
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A-A-ron @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 3h
Omnipresent phrase on my mind...
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Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 3h
Men should fear a second Me Too. Many of us are less precariously insured and situated than last time, and have even less fucks to give. Me Too Two: Continued Boohoohoo
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Pandy Fackler 🍂 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 3h
When I turn 65 I'm shifting into muumuu mode. My goal is to become Mrs Roper
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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 4h
This post is about me and my bidet’s cunt-facing camera
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A-A-ron @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 4h
How would you describe your social media reach?
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June Crosby: 'I Can't Reach It' Moment
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JustSayin @justsayin-fromx.bsky.social · 11h
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𝒟𝑜𝓊𝑔 ❤️‍🔥 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 4h
I want pizza so I’m making pizza.
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 4h
Me: what kind of bidet do you have? MCKV: I’ll send you a picture of me using it Me: Your bidet has a front facing camera?!
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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 4h
Local hot Kraft singles wanna stop the world and melt with you
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A-A-ron @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 4h
It happened again. Different moot this time though
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 10h
Club bangers and murder ballads.
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Glasgow Kiss @xanderglasgow.bsky.social · 10h
The internet has spoken. It told you to shut the fuck up!
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The sign being used in stores across Canada, thanks to Trump. =====================
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 18h
Seriously #SickOfIt 😡
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 8h
The rumours are true: you all suck.
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mothra stewart @gorl.gay · 6h
what if it happens today?
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Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 8h
Midnight water, why are you so delicious?
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A-A-ron @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 5h
What’s your favorite gif?
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Weird Boner
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A-A-ron @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 12h
I usually assume anything nice said to me is said sarcastically
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Ally Raymond @allyraymond.bsky.social · 16h
😆😆😆 #stupidantivaxxers
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 14h
Simplify your life by hibernating from now until spring
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Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 12h
I swear I spend probably 82% of each day trying to find a comfortable position.
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 13h
If you don’t like my cargo pants, let me check the pockets to see if I care
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A-A-ron @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 12h
MY GOD DOCTOR CAN’T YOU SEE?
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I’m permeable and temporary, what else do you want?
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Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 12h
if i don't post some stupid bullshit at least once a day then the mods win
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Being trash really opens up a lot of options.
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 08/08/2024
sketch as hell but in a cute way
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 13h
People everywhere are tired of my bullshit but I’m not done yet
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Occasionally I’ll add a comma, for a dramatic flair.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 17h
I won’t rest until I’ve pleased every last one of you
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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 16h
playing cards with a makeshift deck of Kraft Singles that I drew the suits and numbers on.
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A-A-ron @rubyclimber.bsky.social · 12h
🥱😴
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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