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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@blazespage.bsky.social
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Maker of wooden things,son to an auld man and brother tae a numpty. Author of Blaze Dog Detective books.

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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh bollox. Bought a tin of cat food. Cats seemed to like it so I proceeded to buy 3 dozen tins more. I guess you know what's coming next.....
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wearing my lovely dark blue Scotland sweatshirt, but now I look like a feckin polar bear with a severe alopecia condition. I canna figure out why......
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think I need to gaun back tae bed. I may have a poltergeist. Opened up a top cupboard and a whole tupperware box full of kibble lept forth like a fecking warplane ejector seat, smacking me on the napper before distributing its complete contents to the farthest corners of the country.
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
RIP Peter May.
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Rick Hendry @rickhendry.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
History will remember you.
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Will there be 2 pandas sent to Guantanimo?
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Groan. Hangover emoji
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Didnae have enough pennies tae bid on the signed Maeda strip.
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Grace
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Laoch on walkabout...
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Never mind where's Wally.....Where's Laoch????
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Eddie Reader with her Blaze Mountain Rescue calendar
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Next year's advert. For Sale. Car, 20 years old, non runner, no MOT, needs extensive welding, requires 4 new tyres, excessive oil leaks, full tank of diesel. Offers over £2,000. No time wasters....
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The trouble with needing to adjust your bow sight is you dinna ken by how much....until your 1st arrow goes clean through your tin shed...drats....
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'd never have thought 60 years ago that one of my contented moments would be hand feeding Dreamies tae cats, but hey ho....
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Noisy....
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Holy shit. Trumps speech to the United Nations. He's feckin insane. Never mind America first, it definitely needs to be America alone. Run...and keep on running.
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I see the American press has somewhat grown a spine, but please don't stop there. You are part of the problem by normalising a president who is batshit crazy. Call it out.
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dear youtube content creators. Get your intended message over before you go into a sponsors commercial break as that's the exact point I exit your platform.
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Morally vacant and beyond redemption; they continue to defend him.
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
New village postbox decorations are on.
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Correct me if I'm wrong, but, if the Democrats win loads of seats in the house, but the speaker doesn't sign them in, then essentially the Republicans still hold the house.
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Right. Rain has stopped so me and Laoch are off to transact a trade deficit with the pub... #TrumpEconomics
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So.. Tomorrow, I've been roped intae building a pig pen... Ah well, at least I'll have somewhere to dispose of the bodies in future....
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My bladder is swollen like a feckin space hopper, desperately needing the loo, but...I have a logistical problem.
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
1 mile until Ghosts 120k birthday.
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ah well. Celtic looked good for the 1st 5 minutes.
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I guess if we're talking about the end of times, what would bring it on faster? Artificial Intelligence, or, Trump Stupidity? Tough call.....
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
E =cat positional equation for optimum bed location. Who would have thought they were professors of mathematics.
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Having to go have a wee lie down. Had a half tank of diesel so thought id top up. £99.80 F*ck Trump....
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don't knowingly use AI for anything, but I'm fairly sure if you asked a superior intelligence what would be the best option for the survival of earth as a planet, getting rid of humans must come pretty top of the list....if not the No. 1 option. We really need to sort our 5hit out.
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Last thing at night afore I gaun tae sleep, I check tae see if he's deid yet. 1st thing in the morning, I do the same.
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Someone snores like a fecking chainsaw.....
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A 2nd and 3rd place in the Scottish mx racing for the grandkids yesterday.
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Dave @hoops2020.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Me this morning at 7am 🤣🍀
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Heading tae the pub soon. Terrible combination of circumstances, what with a derby game, early beers and my nerves are shot, so I'm incapable of eating before a few beers. 1st derby game that my boy will have missed. 😪
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Surely the final straw to break Trump has to be the raising of the hand and swearing allegiance to him....surely ffs.
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ghost will turn 120k in a few miles. Ex gas van, so great service history and runs so sweet. Get away up north again soon as tourist season should be getting quieter.
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
10 years ago.
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Absolute mayhem. Every time I turn my back, my daughters dog sneaks in and steals Laochs food. Meanwhile, Laoch is helping himself to clearing out the cat food bowls. The cats see this as an opportunity to rip open the bag of Dreamies.
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
15 years of being faithful tae my daughter and now Spooky has cast her aside quicker than a teenage boys sock being hidden under the bed, in favour of living with her grandad. 😻😻🤣🤣🤣
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Whilst I'm in full agreement regarding peace and harmony twixt myself and my pets, I awoke this morning, precariously balanced on the edge of the bed, squeezed to mere inches of mattress whilst the dog and both cats occupied 99% of the bed real estate.
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Who else would love to see a contest twixt 'manly mans man' Hegseth go in the field and up against an 18 year old female soldier who's a drone operator. All those push up he thinks he can do won't mean 5hit.
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ah well, like it or not, it seems daughters cat Spooky has decided she wants to live with her grandad.
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Written 400 years BC. Not a lot has changed, eh?
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Today's memory pop-up.
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
10 years ago on Skye, Blaze met up with one of our favouriteauthors. @authorpetermay.bsky.social
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
10 years ago.
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It's getting beyond a joke. So many potentially interesting youtube videos ruined due to being lazy and using AI voice function. Hoping it's just a trend and contributers see how many folks abandon a video after just a few minutes.
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Oor Blaze fae Skye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @blazespage.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Bought some solar powered string lighting thinking a cool white glow outside the door would be beneficial come winter nights. Note to self....Read the description properly. It's flashing coloured lights. It's like Santas fecking grotto ootside.... Arghhh....
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