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mess with crabby, get the stabby

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 12h
I'm not the youngest person in the world, or the most accomplished, but at least my memory is going so I can't recall where I was going with this
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Jim Anderson @jqanderson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The only data centers we need are called libraries.
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They say make yourself at home then get mad when you eat all their cheese
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En Buen Ora @enbuenora.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I just don't understand why anyone is supposed to play by these rulebooks requiring we pretend that these *obviously* malevolent characters--I mean people who have caused *measurable* harm--are honorable members of the debating society and we must assume a degree of good will. It's just bonkers.
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A federal judge just blocked FEMA from withholding anti-terrorism funds from local governments that don't change how they run elections. It's the latest blow to Trump's attempts to rewrite election rules.
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’d take an earbud out for you.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
TMZ reports that Diego Sarabia, one of the Cornell students accused of sexual assault, has been fired from his job at Wells Fargo as prosecutors reopen their investigation
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Cornell Student Diego Sarabia Loses Wells Fargo Job Amid Alleged Sexual Assault Case
Diego Sarabia, one of the Cornell students accused of sexual assault, is suddenly out of a job at Wells Fargo as prosecutors reopen their investigation of the alleged 2024 incident ... TMZ has learned...
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
IMPORTANT: There are 15 states that require in-person registration 28–30 days before an election, meaning this maybe your last week to register. Check your registration at Vote.gov.
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Register to vote in your state | Vote.gov
Find the information you need to make registration and voting easy. Official voter registration website of the United States government.
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Redbeez @redbeez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m tired of freaks with personality disorders ruling over us…
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Dungargee @dungargee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've wiped things off my shoes that were more redeemable than Peter Thiel
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Star Spangled Banner being played by the Mariachi Herencia de Mexico band before the Bears-Eagles game in Chicago on Monday Night Football was a deeply cool thing to see tonight
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Quality Snark 🦀🔪🧿 @qualitysnark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Won't somebody please think of the white welfare frauding men?
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Pat G🇨🇦 🍁🏳️‍🌈🍉 @pguist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why women choose the 🐻
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Quality Snark 🦀🔪🧿 @qualitysnark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
have the same impulse when people say, "yummy/yum", "veggies," or "kiddos."
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If I never have to send or receive another text for the rest of my life I'll die a happy man.
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trump’s trying to slap his name on everything before he dies because he realizes he’d be lucky to have a landfill named after him when he’s gone.
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turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Keeping it together is exhausting.
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Otto von Biz Markie @donachaidh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
FIRE
Painting on a brick wall that reads "PROTECT YOUR DAUGHTER" crossed out and under it "EDUCATE YOUR SON"
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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
for some of us, "just be yourself" is some seriously ass advice
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
an old lady at the store pulled out a checkbook to pay and my daughter intently studied her and now i know what it must have been like to witness jane goodall studying the chimps
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the fun part of the articles saying the cyclospora lettuce outbreak was “over” was that they knew no one was going to read the body of the article to see that just that *one* outbreak was over, but that other smaller outbreaks were ongoing and still being investigated.
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👣Coco👣 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @nortygirl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
👇🏼👇🏼
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You’re not my real dad. -Jesus, to Joseph
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Carl Zimmer @carlzimmer.com · 27/09/2026
Four days ago, a scientist was surprised by the news that Anthropic discovered new virus genes for making DNA. He says he’s been studying them for years—and feeding his data to Anthropic’s AI as part of his own research. Coincidence? Here’s my story. nyti.ms/3VSWayc
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Did Anthropic’s A.I. Really Make a Scientific Discovery on Its Own? (Gift Article)
An expert at the University of Copenhagen said his team had been sharing its research with the company’s A.I. model, Claude, and that its new finding matched their work.
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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 27/09/2026
Unpopular opinion: the best thing young people can do early in their careers is study the dark arts, compel a demon to do their work, and get ahead by conveniently being the only one who knows how to rid the office of the poltergeist they actually summoned in the first place.
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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Social media apps should have a "I find your obvious mental illness entertaining, but I don't want to encourage you" button.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Before AI comes for us, I need you to know *sound of modem dialup*
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MTfromCC @mtfromcc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you wanted a skeleton in your yard for Halloween, you should've put a body out to decay 3 weeks ago
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 27/09/2026
live laugh lose your shit
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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
Might fuck around and text “Make it look like an accident” and then “sorry, wrong number. Please ignore” to all my contacts
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At my age, some days the glass is half full, some days the glass is half empty. Either way, I have to pee.
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 27/09/2026
I'm just happy/sad/thankful/angry that the Strait is open/closed/partially open/mostly closed so that the tankers can/can't traverse through it I'm really tired of/happy about all the winning/mostly winning/some winning we're doing every day/week/month in the war/not war/conflict in Iran
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
herkimer battle jitney
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was bilbo the hobbit really "that unlikeliest of creatures" to find the ring that had just spent centuries in the possession of none other than a different fuckin hobbit
December 26, 2023 at 12:31 AM
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Quality Snark 🦀🔪🧿 @qualitysnark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#Discworld
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026
It's really comin down out there (civilization)
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Rev. Benjamin Cremer @brcremer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you want other human beings to be treated in a way that you’d refuse to be treated, then I’m not interested in hearing about your religious beliefs. You’ve already told me what they are by wanting other human beings to be treated in a way that you’d refuse to be treated.
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RaccoonMoose @raccoonmoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In the wild, guys like Elon Musk used to lurk the corner booths at dennys with either the satanic bible or an Ayn Rand book, babbling the same script at each years fresh new crop of freshman club going teenage girls, until some dishwashers get sick of it and beat him half to death in the parking lot
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ejklee.bsky.social @ejklee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I liked it better when they banned the press and we didn’t have to hear his inane blathering.
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geist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If being poor has taught me anything, it’s that it sucks to be poor.
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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The real monster is the one Dr. Frankenstein made along the way.
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Greg Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🎼Hey, I just met you And this is crazy First you maced me And then you tased me🎼
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'll just floss tomorrow
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feminize a band name N’SYNC Menstrual Cycles
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EMCKAYVEE @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Boyz II Menstruation
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 27/09/2026
I had a very polite visitor today.
A toad The toad from another angle
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tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Everyone has that friend who dabbled in the dark arts and accidentally trapped their roommate in the mirror realm
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nice skeet how can I reply and make it about me?
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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sorry that I was in a shitty mood today. Socks were too tight.
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Juju Bee @notbeforenoon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Red Badge of Courage and Lord of the Flies were probably the stupidest books I ever had to read. No one in 7th grade should read Lord of the Flies, especially boys. At that age they might consider it a life manual.
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