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RaccoonMoose

@raccoonmoose.bsky.social
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Wandering writer, half depressed raccoon half manic werewolf. חַי חַי חַי חַי, stayin’ alive Profile pic: a raccoon with a cigarette in its mouth. Header pic: a cross stitch of a tiny green cottage on wheels www.patreon.com/sarahwonderwagon

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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 4h
Willkommen Bienvenue Welcome Im CaBUGaret Au CaBUGaret To CaBUGaret
Adam stands on stage in front of a large crowd
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 7h
YUP
kei truck with lights under. they're purple
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Edward the Movie Buff 🎞🎬🎥📽 @midgetmoxie.bsky.social · 4h
Sigourney Weaver with a flamethrower during the filming of Alien (1979).
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 13h
How Vaccines Work 🧬🧫🧪🔬💉🥽
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grave meltzer 📓📇🤼‍♂️ S. Qiouyi Lu 陸秋逸 @s.qiouyi.lu · 5h
it’s simple, really… I believe the black lotus triad should kidnap penta and keep him as their pet 🧍🏻‍♀️ #LuchaUnderground #art
panel 1: hand with long nails grabs penta by the lil fabric tail on his mask

panel 2: hand with long nails tilts penta’s face up by the chin

panel 3: penta’s shocked eye

panel 4: penta’s eyes dilating as he goes into subspace

panel 5: the black lotus triad gleefully surrounds a kneeling penta. we view this through a pair of legs wearing stiletto heels. there’s a lotus in the background
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no brain, only alison @alisonborealis.bsky.social · 5h
Choose the bear. The bear isn't doing this. (@stanzipotenza's video is spot on) youtube.com/shorts/W4hed...
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Why women choose the bear #shorts
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Shelley Krause 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @butwait.bsky.social · 5h
Help our friend get inside while this option is still available!!
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RaccoonMoose @raccoonmoose.bsky.social · 10/01/2024
The level of Offline I am directly correlates to how much money I have. When I have lots of money, I am spending it on friends and activities and sushi. If I had literally billions of dollars you would never see me again
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RaccoonMoose @raccoonmoose.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
When I was homeless my 2 favorite foods to shop lift were grocery store sushi and snickers bars. I would steal sushi around 10 at night when I figured they were going to throw it out soon. It was fresh, sort of. It had protein and plant matter. And snickers bars had peanuts and chocolate.
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RaccoonMoose @raccoonmoose.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
No one told teen me that the point of dating was to find someone who was nice to you, who made you feel good. For me, dating was auditioning. I will add value to your life, let me prove it to you! My first date routine used to be washing dishes and blow jobs.
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RaccoonMoose @raccoonmoose.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Like a cia activation phrase, I am absolutely sure there’s a limit of number of times I can see weight loss shot commercials before I hulk out and destroy my television
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lumpenpoledancer @daturabombs333.bsky.social · 7h
I am being told basically just show up sick to appointments they’ve told me I can’t go to sick. Get over stress and I can’t ask for it to stop. Can’t keep Medicaid then. I can’t get housing. I can’t even raise funds without it stopping. I’ll have to just die. Because I keep getting sicker from it
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Krista D Ball is Canada's Spooky Potato @kristadb1.bsky.social · 15h
Pet-loving Canadians! My Grandfather's Cat (a national pet charity) is a little short of their autumn goal to fund their pet pantry. Their pet pantry provides pet food to poor seniors and terminally ill humans, so that they can keep their pets longer. www.mygrandfatherscat.ca/petpantry?ss...
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support our pet pantry — My Grandfather's Cat
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 6h
What Derek Chauvin did to George Floyd was a public extrajudicial execution. Keep that in mind when you say we haven't had a public execution since 1936. We have, actually. Many times. They're called police murders.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 8h
In case you missed it last night: we are seeing reports all over the country of immigration surges and state violence. If you need whistles for your community, we will send you 100-3000 3d printed for free, and we will love doing it. 3dwhistles.com
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 8h
I can’t wait to be the single aunt who has a new crusty little dog every time you see her. This one? Oh he’s 25 years old and scared of fabric. he’s allergic to water. HATES virgos.
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Mari- homeless. Still Indigenous. @wordglass.bsky.social · 6h
GοFᴜոdМe gofund.me/e4ebfdecf 2/2
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Mari- homeless. Still Indigenous. @wordglass.bsky.social · 6h
No donations lately. Going to be homeless soon, during the cold weather season. This will be a problem with my meds and access to a bathroom. If you can contribute or share my story please do. Patreon.com/wordglass Paypal.me/wordglass CashaApp/Venmo wordglass ko-fi.com/wordglass 1/2
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Eljay/knitmeapony @knitmeapony.com · 6h
Hey friends! My dream was to be the BEST trick-or-treat house on the block, &for the last 5 years I've been living that dream. Each year I run out of bags sooner - I'm on some 'best house' maps which is amazing - but I'd love to do more for the kids. Want to help? www.tumblr.com/knitmeapony/...
An art supplies bag, with a full size notebook, full size box of 12 colored pencils, stackable crayons, stickers, erasers, stamps, and a few fun toys.
Gluten free bag, with a full size skittles, a few mini candies that are also gluten free, a mii notebook and pen, and a few fun toys.
The chocolate bag, with mini Tony's chocolate, skittles, starburst, other candy, and a mini notebook and pen and toys.
The bags all laid out on my floor, organized by type.
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Zee (missing life's little cues) @miscue.bsky.social · 6h
Help out Charlotte, a queer Black woman making her musical theater debut! The sooner she can settle the bills, the sooner she can put her energy into the performance
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RaccoonMoose @raccoonmoose.bsky.social · 6h
Step one: see want ad that says “we want people” Step two: fill out application that says “yes I am a people” Step three: receive email that says sorry too many people
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RaccoonMoose @raccoonmoose.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I too would be upset if hulk hogan in a tutu showed up to play in middle school girls softball. Luckily that’s not a thing that’s remotely happening.
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The Vagabond Tabby @thevagabondtabby.bsky.social · 7h
soap for somebody else $6 www.thevagabondtabby... this listing doesn't buy soap for you • it buys soap for someone in need • we give away soap to people who need it when we can • wanna give us a hand with that? • buy some soap for someone else
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RaccoonMoose @raccoonmoose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don’t think my gas station job is going to happen so I’m back to filling out applications every day. I have 2 months rent saved but I really need funds for food meds and gas. Anything helps. Please and thank you.
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RaccoonMoose @raccoonmoose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Please help me exist
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RaccoonMoose @raccoonmoose.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Hi I’m Sarah, sometimes also a raccoon named Moose. I am a wandering writer. Please help me exist! www.patreon.com/sarahwonderw...
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creating documentation of life during COVID and societal collaps
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cageyratfish (they) UTC-7 🐟🏳️‍⚧️ @cageyratfish.bsky.social · 8h
Back on my own begging shit after a bit of a grace period. The dental bills for the cats are just the start of some heavy stuff i gotta get dealt with before the wet season finally decides to show up. once again, many thanks for donations & shares 💕💕
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Disabled old fish-obsessed artist on the wild west coast of Canada. I need all the help i can get. Thanks so much for visiting!
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Falco SkyWolf @falcoskywolf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Would you help me get rolling on this week's $700 rent? My birthday is coming up, and I could really use some extra support to be on time this week and not have to panic ON my birthday. #PleaseShare, and chip in if able? #DisabilityCrowdFund #KeepFolksAlive #MutualAidRequest
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mothra stewart @gorl.gay · 15h
what if it happens today?
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 10h
Far too many people simply hate children for existing
Neighbor blasts an ultrasonic device audible and painful only to children whenever they pass on the public sidewalk.

Was riding bikes with my daughter and a friend to school this morning. We passed a house and they both started yelling, "Ow! It hurts my ears." Really strange, right? Then I hear a voice play through a speaker who says, "If it hurts your ears, ride your bikes somewhere else!"

Now I'm angry. Literally doing nothing but riding bikes to school, probably one of the most wholesome activities a person could imagine, and...I can't even get my brain around it. 

It's apparently not loud, but it is tuned to a frequency higher than I can hear. If it's low enough for my children to hear it, it's going to be almost useless as an animal deterrent. It is specifically designed to cause pain to humans and serves no other purpose.

How is this legal?

Location: Minnesota, Twin Cities suburb
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RaccoonMoose @raccoonmoose.bsky.social · 9h
I have an interview tomorrow at another gas station
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RaccoonMoose @raccoonmoose.bsky.social · 9h
I just emailed Jane to tell her I don’t have a job and I can’t keep helping her. I would literally almost rather die than tell someone no, but logically I realize if I kms I can never help anyone again but if I do this and then I get a job I can help Jane in the future
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jdrakeh @jdrakeh.bsky.social · 9h
A boost for Friday 10/09. Still at $0. Need this covered by the 17th to avoid additional fees. Anything helps, even shares. 💜🫂 
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RaccoonMoose @raccoonmoose.bsky.social · 9h
I need someone else to fill this need. I’m begging for my own dinner. Please someone feed Jane
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RaccoonMoose @raccoonmoose.bsky.social · 9h
Vampire Husband keeps watching videos about Christie Pike and everyone of these guys is like “well personally I’m opposed to the death penalty but they should kill her again”
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 09/10/2026
Seriously, please don't be too shy or polite to ask for ICE whistles if you need them, especially in SoCal. A bunch of us have stockpiles all ready to go in case of surges, if you have the ability to pass them out, we have the whistles!
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Mari- homeless. Still Indigenous. @wordglass.bsky.social · 9h
I'm nearly $1K in the hole because of my motel rent, which means I won't be getting groceries or meds at all...which is making the vomiting worse. Can you help? Patreon.com/wordglass Paypal.me/wordglass CashaApp/Venmo wordglass ko-fi.com/wordglass
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HELP BEX! bit.ly/HelpBex @ovaettr.gay · 9h
NOBODY HAS TAKEN ME UP ON THIS YET dont miss out on free art for helping my friend Bex bit.ly/HelpBex
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Pay RMM Creative using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/thelongestroad and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 11h
its that time again
cover of MY NEIGHBOR'S TWELVE-FOOT-TALL DECORATIVE HALLOWEEN SKELETON GETS ME OFF ALSO SHE IS A LESBIAN featuring a ladybuck on the left smilin and on the right is a big old lesbian skeleton they are in a suburban neighborhood
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temporarygoodbye.bsky.social @temporarygoodbye.bsky.social · 9h
Come on, only $300 remaining! We can get there! 10 $30 donations will get her SHELTERED for a MONTH! Please help if you have the means!
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Santini @santini.ohnodisaster.net · 10h
Oh shit- run!
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RaccoonMoose @raccoonmoose.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
1985: beware of strangers in vans offering drugs or candy 2025: step right up to the marijuana dispensary van conveniently parked near the Walmart for an assortment of drugs and candy
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RaccoonMoose @raccoonmoose.bsky.social · 02/01/2024
Latest I’ve seen from the White Women Horny for True Crime posters: don’t decorate your car because it makes you a target of all those sex traffickers lurking in the target parking lot Babes there is no kidnap van, there is no pimp waiting to bonk you over the head with a frying pan
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Rook Killjoy (dirtyhands the ninth) @foxrook.bsky.social · 11h
Happy hurricane Friday! Stalled out at $389/$645. No movement. Only ✨️$256✨️ left to go! Please help me keep the utilities on? TYSM! Disabled queer trans artist just trying to survive & still struggling w/ being medically complicated. 💕💸 #MutualAid paypal.me/rookkilljoy CshApp/Vmo: foxrook
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Pay Brandi Michelle Burnett using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/rookkilljoy and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
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MashedBex | trying to kick cancer's ass @bexmashaba.bsky.social · 15h
$125.65 / 263 please please chip in if you can 🙏🏽
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Marghoul @marghoul.bsky.social · 15h
Could we send this back around? I havent seen any movement and I'm running out of time. 🖤🖤🖤
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Space Witches, Esq. @popelizbet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I am so fucked #UrgentNeed I returned my phone on a warranty repair but my roommate who dropped it off and grabbed the receipt is out of town, T-Mobile claims i didn't send it back and my whole $1400 paycheck is gone. paypal.me/popelizbet or cashapp $popelizbet
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Pay Elizabeth McClellan using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/popelizbet and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
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Ash McGonigal @ashmcgonigal.com · 13h
Here is the time lapse being taken on that iPhone in the picture. Enjoy the first moments of a monarch butterfly
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RaccoonMoose @raccoonmoose.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Rapist is an orientation, a way of experiencing the world. A bad one obviously. I’ve been their victim many times throughout my life. There are men and women and people all over whose primary sexual goal is to rape. They do not want consensual sex. They want power and control.
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