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Bill

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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you see this post a vampire that isn't Dracula
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Lance Henriksen: Yep Yep Yep
Alt: Lance Henriksen: Yep Yep Yep
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Doomguy Animated Face Icon
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Name a quote from a rock and roll track. How years ago in days of old, when magic filled the air 'Twas in the darkest depths of Mordor, I met a girl so fair But Gollum, and the evil one, crept up and slipped away with her Her, her, yeah Ah, there's nothing I can do now I guess I'll keep on
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Six scroll-downs of reposts from a mutual. Look, I dig ya, man. But that's unreasonable.
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I will admit that I snorted.
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
In every photo Sam Altman looks like someone who was just told that the family dog is at a farm upstate.
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible: Earth, Wind & Woodfired Pizza
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This shouldn't have to happen in this country. It's very saddening. I've pitched in, though. You should too.
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What's your sign?
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Bullshit Sign Language
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So, uh, yeah. The "all Americans" thing is a tell. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_...
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Murder of Balbir Singh Sodhi - Wikipedia
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Nathan Fillion Thats Not
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What's the example of perfect casting?
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Igourney Alert
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I fixed ice makers for a group of topless bars in the late 80s. The stuff you see... Oddest work moment: Me, Vint Cerf, and the Dalai Lama bet on a made-up billiards game being played by Buddhist monks while I made Mr. Cerf an espresso.
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Post your getaway vehicle
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Classic Batmobile Drives in Retro Batman TV Show
ALT: Classic Batmobile Drives in Retro Batman TV Show
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Hey guys. Help out a teacher or be judged as a doody-head!
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Grammar is extremely important…. #BookSky
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Make a band bigger: Soundforest
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I used to give money to NPR on the regular. What's with these dogshit engagement bait "articles" lately?
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This is where I post from
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Dr Strangelove Dr Strangelove Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb
Alt: Dr Strangelove Dr Strangelove Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Hey @scalzi.com ! Got one here for ya.
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I read Ready Player One and I know what an Orc is, therefore I feel qualified to safeguard the lives of millions of people. Only question now is how to keep the Cheeto dust off the flight progress strips...
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
So after about 24 hours of this, my conclusion is that food poisoning isn't very fun. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I put a toy Yoda in my new Toyota.
Toy Yoda in a Toyota.
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Grandpa needs meds & a nap. Also, needs his finger off the nuclear button. And jail. In fact, let's just do jail and call it even.
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Could things not get worse for, like, a day or two? Just a couple days, that's all I ask.
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Mine are: * Circular file * Idiocracy * Poopy * Redacted * Yada yada I think about sums it up well enough.
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I say this as someone who has done the pew-pew since Nixon was President: This is not in any way right.
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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Master And Commander Far Side Of The World
Alt: Master And Commander Far Side Of The World
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Shark week is here, everybody. Post a shark.
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Rita Moreno's Iconic West Side Story Dance
Alt: Rita Moreno's Iconic West Side Story Dance
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the '90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice in Chains
Dread Zeppelin's first album, titled "Un-Led-Ed".
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word: Moby Spotted Dick
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
What's it like living in your head?
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John Travolta Confused in Pulp Fiction
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it):
A puppy sticking his tongue out.
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I would hire these people purely based on this, and I don't even know what they fix.
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The Shining. Scared the hell out of 12 year old me. My grandmother was an odd lady.
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Crab legs were on sale, so of course we're going to catch up on Deadliest Catch...
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
So yeah. Check where your produce is from (if you can) and don't eat Taco Bell (which goes without saying, but here we are).
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
If you ever need to go to the bank to get a cahsier's check for an amount over $10,000, block off the better part of the afternoon.
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
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Orangutan Driving a Golf Cart
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Trent Reznor does a Tiny Desk performance on NPR Nine Inch Trails
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
That's quite a hop!
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Colbert could indeed attempt One Funny Thing. But I think he's too psychologically well-adjusted to be a senator.
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Brown mustard, chopped onion, sauerkraut.
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I saw Mitch McConnell drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's. And his hair was perfect.
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I'm not watching the World Cup, but I'm enjoying all the posts here about it which have no context. Not being sarcastic!
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Charlton Heston, Oh God
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
"You come at the king, you best not miss."
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I'm not sure you could pay me enough to attend this.
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I think we're also going to have to digitally retouch that scene in Forrest Gump at some point.
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Bill @twoandseven.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
For whatever reason "Comfort Eagle" by Cake is stuck in my head, and I'm pretty much OK with that.
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