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Juju Bee @notbeforenoon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If you're in the mood for some completely bonkers ideas and the people who embrace them, this is a good read.

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Juju Bee @notbeforenoon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

If these type of guys are sounding the alarm, it’s much much worse tthan they are letting on.

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Juju Bee @notbeforenoon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Raining…not hard but I love the sound of it. Bonus, it keeps the obnoxiously loud children inside.

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Juju Bee @notbeforenoon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

We’ve had some rain and wind, which has been quite pleasant after the stillness and humidity the last week or so. Kauai might get hit hard, though.

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Juju Bee @notbeforenoon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

If you see this, post something pink. 🩷

Drawing of a woman in a pink hat with a large brim on a black background. The hat is pale pink outside with a dark pink hatband and the inside is dark pink with a light pink band around the edge. She has dramatic cat-eye makeup, pale pink hoop earrings and deep pink lips.

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Juju Bee @notbeforenoon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

@juliethecranky.bsky.social I wonder if it was a targeted theft. Wasn’t even behind bulletproof glass.

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Juju Bee @notbeforenoon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Someone is shooting off fireworks in my neighborhood. WTF?

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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Buckingham Palace band playing 9 to 5 for Dolly Parton

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Juju Bee @notbeforenoon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

If it’s Monday where you are, you can wish me a happy birthday. Or a happy eruption of Vesuvius that buried Pompeii day.

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Juju Bee @notbeforenoon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

This is about an weird ongoing argument my sister and I have. She thinks I wear my boobs too low. I am a DD, and I like my boobs to look more natural, not hiked up. I’m 75, and I don’t want them at the level of my armpits like when I was a skinny teenager. I like to show a bit of cleavage, too.

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Juju Bee @notbeforenoon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

It’s almost 3 am and somebody in the complex is having a screaming argument in the yard next to our apartment. I can’t hear what they are saying, but they both sound pretty mad.

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Juju Bee @notbeforenoon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

For some reason, I am in charge of of ordering food delivery online, though my sister pays. I like it when she has something specific in mind and doesn’t make me search for something she wants.

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Juju Bee @notbeforenoon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Dating advice: I think if you are both over 45, there’s no need to worry about an age gap, but the man should be the younger one, because women are smarter and live longer. If you use the "half your age plus 7," a 76 year old women could date a 45 year old.

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Juju Bee @notbeforenoon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I went to my new orthopedist today. He is tall, thin and handsome, looks like he stepped right out of a modern Chinese drama. My shoulders are worse than I thought but he was very sympathetic to my refusal of surgery. Gave me cortisone shots which hurt like a mofo but my shoulders do feel better.

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Juju Bee @notbeforenoon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I needed a bandaid for my toe and it turned out my sister bought dragon bandaids. I think the dragons will help it heal faster.

Closeup of a toe with a sparkly bandaid with a dragon design.

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Juju Bee @notbeforenoon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Weather in Hawai’i can be fun.

Weather map aerial view of Hurricane Lala over Hawai'i island with caption "It's snowing with 150-mph gusts lulu on top of a volcano during a hurricane in Hawaii"

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Juju Bee @notbeforenoon.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

It’s finally raining where I am. It’s been raining hard in other parts of the island most of the day. I love rain.

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Juju Bee @notbeforenoon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I knew the volcano on the Big Island had started erupting again because I had to use my inhaler and eye drops several times yesterday and today.

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Juju Bee @notbeforenoon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

@juliethecranky.bsky.social Some of these are somewhat wearable, but I really hate the ones with the bas relief mother/child designs. I kinda like the short ones that look like vases.

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Juju Bee @notbeforenoon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

#art #ArtChallenge #ArtRepostJuly One of my favorite etchings; I loved doing it because I loved etching all the fine lines and the dark areas came out so perfectly. It’s about 5"x7", I tend to work small.

Black and white etching consisting of many tiny parallel lines within segments depicting hills and mountains. In the center of the lower half is a river of solid black disappearing beyond the bend, behind the mountains. In the upper half, the mountains become sky or distant mountains.

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Juju Bee @notbeforenoon.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

My sister was sick last week with a wicked sore throat; she went to urgent care and they tested her "for everything." No Covid, no strep throat, no flu, just a virus; need rest and liquids. She was sick about 5 days and is better, but now I have it. Fortunately I’m really good at resting.

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Juju Bee @notbeforenoon.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I recently got back into using Prismacolor pencils again, and my sis bought me this sharpener. It’s fucking impossible to open to empty it. After checking the Prismacolor site and several YouTube videos, my sis was able to open it, but my arthritic hands couldn’t. No instructions on the package.

Photo of a Prismacolor pencil sharpener in its packaging. There are no instructions on how to empty it.

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Terre-Strial @terre-strial.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Such a magnificent and magical world… 🦋✨🫶 www.sunnyskyz.com/blog/4101/Ch...

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Juju Bee @notbeforenoon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

My sister and I were planning to do some errands today. I texted her from my bedroom, she was in the living room. Me: Don’t want to go out. Too much pain. Her: Me neither. Too much apathy.

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Juju Bee @notbeforenoon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Today is my father’s birthday. If he were still alive, he’d be 110. And I would still call him "daddy."

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Juju Bee @notbeforenoon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

The most American way to celebrate the 4th. Guns.

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Scott Dworkin @dworkin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Absolutely. Spread the word if you stand with him! Don’t forget to subscribe: www.dworkinsubstack.com/subscribe

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Juju Bee @notbeforenoon.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I adulted today. Put on outside clothes, and my sister drove me to the dispensary. We realized it was the first time I had left the house in nearly a month.

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Juju Bee @notbeforenoon.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Loud noises make my whole body hurt. The lawn maintenance crew was here and using some sort of industrial weed whacker right outside my window at 9 am. When I finally got out of bed I could hardly move.

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Juju Bee @notbeforenoon.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

This is the most MAGA thing that has happened so far at this giant Republican/Trumpian flop.

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Juju Bee @notbeforenoon.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Expect to see these in some couture show, looking exactly like the drawings. @juliethecranky.bsky.social

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Juju Bee @notbeforenoon.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

I knew immediately the volcano on the Big Island was erupting again today when my sister opened the door for some cool air because I immediately needed my inhaler.

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Juju Bee @notbeforenoon.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I just ordered these from Safeway. Can’t wait for them to get here!

Advertisement for Nutella ice cream cones

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Polly Mackenzie @pollymackenzie.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

My nine year old asked for a Rosetta Stone cake for his birthday

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Juju Bee @notbeforenoon.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Tag yourself, I’m ALL HAIL THE CHICKEN.

Here are some candy hearts written by the neural net GPT-2. It's one of the most powerful text-generating neural nets out there, but I don't think it really knows what is expected of a candy heart.

Photo of candy hearts with bizarre sayings:

HEARTED TREAT
FART
BOOBY
LUBRICANT
SO BE IT
MILD FEEL
OKAY BRO
CRAP
BUNS BUNS
BUNS
LOVING HORN
NA HA HA
THE END
BIOHAZARD
FLYING WHALE
CANDY HOLE
ANTS CAN STAY
DOORED
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
NO
BLINKING
T-REX
(shuffle)
MOUTHY HAMSTER
BUTTOCK
BODY PARTY!
THE DO
FLUFF
ALL HAIL THE CHICKEN
KITTEN
BAND
WOOF
HOOFHOOF
WICKED
*EAT A TREE*
BATH TOWELS
YES YES YES YES YES
SUPER BEAR
BALLS
HORSE LOOP
DANCING ON A LOAF
BEANS

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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 27/05/2024

Hehehehe lalalala 🤡 let’s all laugh

A four-panel comic by Mr. Lovenstein featuring two cartoon characters: a purple bear with a small orange hat and a blue cat.

1. The first panel shows the purple bear kicking its leg up playfully while the blue cat stands looking confused. The bear says, "Why are you in such a silly mood?"
2. The second panel shows the purple bear leaning closer to the blue cat.
3. The third panel has a black background. The purple bear, now holding the blue cat's face gently, says, "Without it, darkness would consume me." The blue cat looks worried and starts sweating.
4. The fourth panel shows the purple bear doing a headstand while the blue cat stands beside it, looking slightly bewildered.

The comic is sponsored by Juan Marron, indicated at the bottom.

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Juju Bee @notbeforenoon.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Don’t know how this came about but the reaction of his friends is so over the top. I love it.

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 20/06/2026

Happy Pride, New York City!

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Juju Bee @notbeforenoon.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Okay, who put me on some starter list today? 25+ people followed me today. Vetting each individually is time consuming and a pain in the ass, so I might just have to block them all preemptively. Don’t take it too personally.

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Juju Bee @notbeforenoon.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Volcano erupting again. I swear I knew instantly because I had a coughing fit. youtube.com/shorts/s2del...

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'Volnado' spotted during Kīlauea eruption in Hawaii

YouTube video by CNN

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