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mess with crabby, get the stabby

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
You’re only young once. But you can be immature for a lifetime.
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TheHermit @hopefulhermit.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I'm trying....
Three hatchets that have live, laugh, love inscribed on them. Also says: "Me, trying to be more feminine."
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Eric Idle @ericidle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don’t think I have ever been happier than being attacked by a President of America for writing a book on building a house over fifty years in Provence. I’m still giggling. WTF, ha ha. Goodnight everybody.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Getting real tired of waking up and reading about what premise we’re living in today
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
no shade to my younger self but where were you going with this
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Quality Snark 🦀🔪🧿 @qualitysnark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Buono!
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Quality Snark 🦀🔪🧿 @qualitysnark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
She'd still consider you a cousin. Welcome to the family, Paisana.
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Quality Snark 🦀🔪🧿 @qualitysnark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If I ever have access to an oven again, I am going to make this cobbler.
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Quality Snark 🦀🔪🧿 @qualitysnark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
She'll accept you as a quasi-niece, so long as you have some Sicilian ancestry to back up your username. 😉
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Quality Snark 🦀🔪🧿 @qualitysnark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's a deal! You might want to check out other versions: some are made with pudding, some have pecans, some have Oreos.
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Quality Snark 🦀🔪🧿 @qualitysnark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A stoner, actually. I had to get to that mud before she and my cousin did, because it would all be gone in one sitting.
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Quality Snark 🦀🔪🧿 @qualitysnark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Your mud pie sounds pretty good. I'm a big fan of mocha ice cream. Unfortunately, I don't have access to an oven these days, so I can only make no-bake goodies.
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Quality Snark 🦀🔪🧿 @qualitysnark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
She also added a caramel layer on top of the brownie mix one time. 🤎
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Quality Snark 🦀🔪🧿 @qualitysnark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One of my aunts makes the brownie version that looks like absolute slop, but it is the most incredible thing you will ever give yourself diabetes with.
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Quality Snark 🦀🔪🧿 @qualitysnark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you make it the fun way, with brownie mix instead of cake mix, it's not as structured looking as this but tastes even more amazing. tastesbetterfromscratch.com/mississippi-...
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Mississippi Mud Cake - Tastes Better From Scratch
This Mississippi Mud Cake includes a homemade chocolate cake with melted marshmallows and warm chocolate frosting poured on top.
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william light @wrl.sh · 04/10/2026
ok so I'm hearing both that I don't know how good ai is now because I refuse to use it and that invalidates my critiques but also apparently I'm a fake critic because I inadvertently use ai even when I'd rather not because the providers are shoving it anywhere and everywhere which is it?
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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
these guys look like they're about to drop the most goth album of the year
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Quality Snark 🦀🔪🧿 @qualitysnark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Have you ever had Mississippi Mud?
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Quality Snark 🦀🔪🧿 @qualitysnark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*thanks you profusely
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
De Niro: When that coward, that fucking piece of shit Donald Trump tries to take our voice and power away. What do we tell him? Your fucking hands off our vote
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Quality Snark 🦀🔪🧿 @qualitysnark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All going according to plan.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.
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Quality Snark 🦀🔪🧿 @qualitysnark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
At first, I thought the AI lady's pant legs had fashionable AI cutouts above the AI heels, but then I realized it's just that shitty AI didn't know how to cover the AI straps on her AI shoes.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's funny that for years now people have been saying that using generative AI very obviously deskills you, and people kept going no no you're wrong you Luddite And now all the genAI CEO's keep coming out in public to announce they forgot how to read and do math and can't remember their address etc
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Quality Snark 🦀🔪🧿 @qualitysnark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We've been saying all along he was going to do this, to stop midterm elections. This shouldn't be a surprise to anyone.
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Jacques @jacquesfavreau.com · 28/09/2026
u wil c me t9-era evrthin b4 i drop my cmma
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Feline And Floss @felineandfloss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Primrose thinks that my posts will get a lot more likes and comments if she helps with my photography. Let’s see if she’s right! #crossstitching #crossstitch #fatbearweek
A cross stitch pattern of a brown bear holding a fish in its mouth with the words resist persist eat fish around it. The design is framed in a circular embroidery hoop. There is a black-and-white cat sitting at the top of the image with its tail draped over the cross stitch.

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Quality Snark 🦀🔪🧿 @qualitysnark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Noise, also. People have no idea how loud those damn things are.
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🧡🐕🧡ISLAtheMightyToyFoxTerrier 💛💙🌻🇺🇦🌻💙💛 📎📎 @truthseeker1983.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Where is the guillotine? In Salem, Oregon, residents hauled a guillotine to a hearing on Verrus's $5.1B, 75-acre data center; company reps left early, saying they did not feel safe. 👇👇👇 aiweekly.co/alerts/verru...
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Verrus's $5.1B Salem data center meets a public guillotine | AI Weekly
A resident wheeled a guillotine on a trailer up to the Salem Public Library's Loucks Auditorium on July 27, and according to Gizmodo, that was the…
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Several protesters just interrupted the pro-data center party, flipped everyone off while yelling “thank you for using all of our water!”
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Quality Snark 🦀🔪🧿 @qualitysnark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Could you DM me the link to it in your shop, please?
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Quality Snark 🦀🔪🧿 @qualitysnark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I love the colors!
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A Sentient Pile of Spaghetti @spagritty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
AI is effectively a digital avatar of the people who build it. Who are all, apparently, Nazi pedophile sociopaths. But sure, let them run your bank account and email.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I might be a little less distrustful of AI if the dudes promoting it, supporting it, insisting on it, and advocating for it weren’t the worst fucking people on the planet.
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James Tate @jamestate121.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
New movie for Halloween idea, evil billionaires face consequences for actions.
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Admirable Women @admirablewomen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
English physician & epidemiologist Dr. Alice Stewart is best-known for her pioneering research in the 1950s that established a strong link between prenatal X-ray exposure and childhood leukemia. Her work influenced radiation protection standards. She was born #OTD in 1906. #WomenInSTEM #MedSky
Black-and-white photograph of English physician and pioneering epidemiologist Dr. Alice Stewart (1906–2002) working at her desk, symbolizing her groundbreaking research linking prenatal X-ray exposure to childhood leukemia. The composition positions Dr. Stewart on the left side of the frame, angled slightly toward the camera. She sits at a wooden desk with her body turned forward, leaning her forearms against the surface. Holding a pen in her right hand, she is captured in the act of writing on loose-leaf papers, looking directly at the viewer with a slight, knowing smile and an intelligent, engaged expression. Her dark hair is short, textured, and styled in loose curls around her face. She wears a crisp, light-colored medical lab coat over a textured collared shirt or blouse. The setting is a research lab or office environment. Positioned prominently in the background on the desk to her left is a large, classic black compound microscope. Stacks of research papers, documents, and reference materials are scattered across the workspace. The overall mood is intellectual, professional, and deeply focused, capturing a legendary scientist whose rigorous data collection transformed global radiation protection standards.
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justmea.bsky.social @justmea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*stirring my coffee with a lit cigarette "Good, great, can't complain."
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Quality Snark 🦀🔪🧿 @qualitysnark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I usually don't like food posts, but I'm down for yours because you actually included the recipe. 👍
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Quality Snark 🦀🔪🧿 @qualitysnark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kind of hard to start a family without making some money... just sayin'.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
AI isn't reliable enough to get even a hamburger order right, but reckless Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is pushing to expand artificial intelligence across the U.S. military, including AI-enabled targeting. "Would you like fries with that obliterated girls' school?"
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So if America is doing great, everyone is richer and in the "golden age" why is that man campaigning to 'Make America Great Again'???
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Quality Snark 🦀🔪🧿 @qualitysnark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thanks!
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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've been told on first impression that it's hard to tell if I'm an asshole or just quiet and I always find it funny that people think those two things are mutually exclusive.
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Still struggling to find a scarier and more evil Halloween costume…
Stephen Miller, looking like you’d never let your kids near him.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A Scottish Highland cow, just 2 hours old. Original post
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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
May tomorrow be the day that we are all finally ready for that jelly. Goodnight and godspeed.
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
News headline worh a photo of woman feeding a bear, reads: She Lived With 20 Wild Bears for 28 Years.
Then They Found Her Clean-Picked Bones. What Killed Her Is a Mystery.Photo of Detective Colombo looking confused
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dear Donald, If you die soon, we promise to name a syndrome after you. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Quality Snark 🦀🔪🧿 @qualitysnark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trust me, you don't want to go down there.
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Basement Joe
Alt: Nesferatu as Basement Joe
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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In my defense, I wasn't planning on being alive at this point.
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