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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 28/09/2026

Am I capable of learning from fucking up? Yes. Am I capable of fucking up in entirely new ways with alarming frequency? Also yes.

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 28/09/2026

Fuck teaching girls how to square dance in PE, teach them how to punch a creep so hard he swallows his own teeth.

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 27/09/2026

Unpopular opinion: the best thing young people can do early in their careers is study the dark arts, compel a demon to do their work, and get ahead by conveniently being the only one who knows how to rid the office of the poltergeist they actually summoned in the first place.

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 26/09/2026

Practice self care like a ghost; show up and disappear when it suits you and terrify unwelcome visitors.

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 25/09/2026

Stop saying "if you're not happy single, you won't be happy in a forest as an ominous supernatural presence." There is only one thing that will make me happy and it's haunting the woods!

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 24/09/2026

It's okay to take a break. It's okay if you need to rest. Cthulhu has been in a death-like slumber for eons and he's still a legendary cosmic horror. Take that nap if you need it-your cult can wait!

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 23/09/2026

If you could have one of these free for life, which would you choose: - faithful henchman - enchanted library - terrifying familiar - powerful coven - army of demons to do your bidding

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 22/09/2026

Some people are architects of their own misfortune, but not me. I'm the engineer, project manager, carpenter, electrician, plumber, and welder of my misfortune. I am extremely hands on with my downfall.

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 21/09/2026

In case no one told you today: Your teeth look sharp. Your visage terrifies men. The crown of femurs atop your head is dazzling.

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 20/09/2026

Be the hellbent feminist she-devil his Republican parents warned him about.😈

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 19/09/2026

Like a croissant I too am delicious yet messy and not very good for anyone.

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 18/09/2026

I talk a lot of shit for a person who needs to ask strangers to get down the cereal from the high shelf at the supermarket.

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 17/09/2026

Very elite for cats to get compliments on their primordial pouches while the rest of us get detox teas marketed to us about ours.

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 16/09/2026

Maybe your day isn't going well, but at least you're not being blackmailed into making a monstrous creature to provide companionship to the monster you already created who murdered your brother and framed the nanny.

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 15/09/2026

Blood may be thicker than water, but liquid concrete is a far better option for trapping your rivals.

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 14/09/2026

Not an inner child, but an inner maelstrom. Raging, implacable, and hungry for vengeance.

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 13/09/2026

Do something that makes you feel alive. Go for a dip in the sea. Terrify bystanders as you come ashore. Rampage through a city breathing fire and stomping on architecture that displeases you. Carpe diem, baby!

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 12/09/2026

People often ask if it's too late in life to do something. Annie Wilkes didn't kidnap her fave author until middle age. Godzilla was millions of years old when he reached fame. Lucifer was eons old when he rebelled against his overbearing father. It's never too late for anything!

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 11/09/2026

Society's like “have a career, get married, have kids," but my shadow self is like "have an occult library, get a reputation as a powerful sorceress the townsfolk avoid, have an army of giant fire-breathing serpents do your bidding."

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 10/09/2026

Raising kids: - requires a lot of money - takes 18 years - exhausting Raising a demigod from the netherworld: - requires an occult ritual - takes 18 minutes (give or take, depends on how up on ancient Sumerian you are) - thrilling

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 09/09/2026

I refuse to age gracefully, I am going to age like one of those fairytale witches, only growing more powerful and notorious each year.

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 08/09/2026

I don't just wear black because that's how I feel on the inside, I also wear black because it hides coffee spills best.

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 07/09/2026

Stop telling me I look young for my age, it's not a compliment. Tell me I look terrifying for my age!

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 06/09/2026

Girls will be like "let's do something special tonight" and then break out a spirit board and commune with the netherworld.

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 05/09/2026

Girls don't want a knight in shining armor. We want an enchanted sword that slices through the fabric of time and space at will and a fire-breathing dragon we can ride into battle.

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 04/09/2026

Problems that were overblown: • quicksand • people offering me drugs • getting lost in the Bermuda Triangle Problems I was not sufficiently warned about: • arguing with robots about unexpected items in bagging areas • remembering all my passwords • existential dread

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 03/09/2026

Remember, it costs zero dollars to summon a demon and compel it to settle scores for you. Mostly because demons don't have much use for fiat currency.

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 02/09/2026

You can accomplish whatever you set your mind to. Emerge without warning from the gaping maw of a flaming hell portal. Let your tentacles stretch across the charred landscape. Drink the ocean. Decimate a city with your horrifying shriek alone. You can do big things!

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 01/09/2026

I have an inner gremlin who wants to scream and smash things, but instead I have to just go about my stupid day attending to my responsibilities.

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 31/08/2026

Really just trying to have it all — career, relationship, a collection of enchanted cloaks, a haunted castle guarded by a pack of faithful hellhounds, and the ability to transform into a bat so I can menace those who have crossed me.

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 30/08/2026

Ever meet those people who seem to have a Scrooge McDuck sized bin of dopamine in their brains? Always in a good mood, just high on life? I've got the digging around-in-the-couch-cushions-for-spare-change dopamine, and most of the time I just find cat hair and stray crumbs.

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 29/08/2026

I can't believe we are still living in this dumb reality.

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 28/08/2026

A young lady doesn't simply tear the still-beating heart from her adversary's rib cage and eat it whole. She cooks it in a Chianti reduction and eats it sliced over a bed of ancient grains.

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 27/08/2026

Me in a flash of joy: This won't last. Me in a pit of despair: This won't end.

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 26/08/2026

Never underestimate the restorative power of a crispy melty grilled cheese and a well-crafted revenge plot.

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 25/08/2026

Do I battle my own demons? No. Do I have a peaceable agreement with my demons wherein they agree to mostly be chill publicly if I let 'em rage privately? 100%

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 24/08/2026

You can make it happen. Open that antique shop. Stumble upon a cryptic manuscript hidden inside a steamer trunk of unknown origin. Summon an ancient demon with a thirst for the blood of the ruling elite. Unleash infernal horror on the billionaires. You can do it.

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 23/08/2026

Imagine being so privileged to have the power to truly change the world and choosing to make it worse.

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 22/08/2026

Girl dinner, but it's the hearts of men who wouldn't take "no" for an answer.

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 21/08/2026

Love these lunatics who say things like "choose happiness!" As if I saw happiness on the menu and I was like "none for me thank you. I will have the depression with a side of anxiety please."

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 20/08/2026

"I'm the girl of his dreams" - bland - sets unrealistic expectations - focuses on male desire "I'm the girl of his nightmares" - subverts traditional gender power dynamics - let's him know you're not to be trifled with - hot in an ominous way

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 19/08/2026

Existence is a bad 24 hour diner in the middle of nowhere. The floor is sticky and everything tastes like deep fried disappointment. It's the only thing open, so that's where you're going, but it's not a place you'd go on purpose.

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 18/08/2026

Time to feed my cat -mundane -harmless -sounds like a chore Time to bring my familiar an offering - mystical -ominous -sounds like an unholy alliance

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 17/08/2026

They're all "do what you love" until what you love is commanding an army of vengeful spirits who will stop at nothing to settle scores with all who have crossed you.

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 16/08/2026

People are like "follow your heart," but what if your heart is under a floorboard slowly driving an unreliable narrator insane?

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 15/08/2026

Next time you see some influencer bragging about how many mortals they've enthralled or how big their army of undead henchmen is, just remember not everything you read on the internet is true. You're doing great. Satan loves you.

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 14/08/2026

Pro tip: Wishing your enemies catastrophic harm will usually end in disappointment. That's why I wish mine moderate inconvenience. Keeping expectations reasonable is the key to success.

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 13/08/2026

People will always tell you what you can't do. You can't move to a forgotten ghost town to study the dark arts. You can't enthrall a horde of undead scorpions. You can't open a portal to the netherworld in an abandoned quarry. Ignore those people. You don't need their negativity.

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Boredwalk @boredwalk.com · 12/08/2026

Do one thing every day that brings you joy. Get outside. Wander a forest. Accept the tutelage of a powerful ancient witch. Become the sinister force that occupies the forest and terrifies the townsfolk. Treat yourself.

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