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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 3m

The Senator is a lying sack of Schmitt

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 5m

“french fries in breakroom”

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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 11m

Today one Republican decided they alone had the power to rename something we already had a name for Now, because of him, a dirty lie is called a pile of Schmitt

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jesse @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 3h

Republican attack ad: "This Democrat loves transgender surgeries for minors" Democratic attack ad: "This worthless sack of shit let a pedophile walk free and called you a stupid asshole"

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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 35m

It was probably written by AI

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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 9h

"I just wish I could prove Jack Smith was at a Hawks game!" *monkey's paw curls*

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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 3h

I entered "play minecraft" into the America.gov chatbot and it is weaving the most bizzare, nonsensical story I've ever read Here's where we currently are

Let's go further back.

The seven billion billion billion atoms of the constituent's body were created, long before this
site, in the heart of a star. So the constituent, too, is information from a star. And the
constituent moves through a story, which is a forest of information planted by a Congress, on
a map created by a surveyor, that exists inside a small, private world created by the
constituent, who inhabits a republic created by ...

Shush. Sometimes the constituent created a small, private world that was soft and warm and
simple. Sometimes hard, and cold, and complicated, and due on the 15th. Sometimes it built a
model of the universe in its head; flecks of energy, moving through vast empty spaces.
Sometimes it called those flecks "electrons" and "protons".

Sometimes it called them "agencies" and "bureaus".

Sometimes it believed it was in a universe that was made of energy that was made of offs and
ons; zeros and ones; lines of code; a privacy policy. Sometimes it believed it was playing a
game. Sometimes it believed it was reading words on a screen. Sometimes it believed the hold
music was a hymn.

You are the constituent, reading words ...

Shush ... Sometimes the constituent read lines of regulation on a screen. Decoded them into
words; decoded words into meaning; decoded meaning into a next step, a checklist, a phone
number that actually rang, and the constituent started to breathe faster and deeper and
realised it was alive, it was alive, those thousand 404s had not been real, the constituent

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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 4h

Jack Smith wasn't at an Atlanta Hawks game but Donald Trump definitely had troves of classified documents in his bathroom

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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 5h

Anthropic's IPO leak breaks down like this: In 2025, they had $4.6B in revenue against a $42B loss 2026 revenue is $11.5B with $518B marked to spend on building more data centers Meanwhile, they think they're worth $2T because they are on the cusp of birthing Digital Jesus (🧵)

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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 6h

Here's the seating chart from today's Stolen Intelligence meeting

Super Intelligence Luncheon
Tuesday, September 29, 2026

Seating Chart| East Room

Will Scharf

Shyam Sankar - Palantir

Chamath Palihapitiya - Social Capital

Susie Wiles

Scott Kupor

1Brandon Rahbar Daniels - Exiger

Dario Amodei - Anthropic

Greg Brockman - Open Al

Secretary Lutnick

Satya Nadella - Microsoft

Jeff Bezos - Amazon

VPOTUS

Speaker Johnson

David Sacks - Craft Ventures

Lisa Su - AMD

Secretary Scott Bessent

Alex Karp - Palantir

Hock Tan - Broadcom

Richard Walters

Brad Gerstner - Altimeter

Mark Zuckerberg - Meta

Jensen Huang - Nvidia

POTUS

Elon Musk - X, Tesla, Space X

Sundar Pichai - Google

Chairman Andrew Ferguson

Michael Kratsios

Tom Brown - Anthropic

Director Clayton

Sanjay Mehrotra - Micron

Jared Isaacman - NASA

Bill McDermott - Service Now

Nikesh Arora - Palo Alto Networks

Sean Cairncross

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Ms. Unformation @msunformation.bsky.social · 6h

From the guy possessing Stupor Intelligence.

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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 7h

The guy at dinner who has to exasperatedly interrupt the conversation so he can explain to everyone why AI has to be referred to as "Super Intelligence" now is the guy everyone already hated

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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 7h

"Government of the broligarchs, by the broligarchs, and for the broligarchs"

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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 7h

Okay, is it finally time to remind them of the Melissa McCarthy movie?

The movie poster for Melissa McCarthy's 2020 movie "Super Intelligence"

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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 8h

*two weeks from now* We're renaming AI to whatever your favorite Taylor Swift song is! Just whichever one you like best, that what you call AI now! Data centers are being renamed to "Fun, Happy, Love Buildings Full of Ice Cream"!

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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 8h

*typing into ChatGPT* Okay, "Hawks" was actually "Hawkeyes" so you had that completely wrong and now my boss is mad at me

Senator Eric Scmitt looking perturbed with two of his staffers sitting behind him who also look perturbed and the entire scene is utterly hilarious

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 8h

“In addition, giraffes are now tall horses. Because that’s what they are. They’re just tall horses. Everybody knows it, they just don’t say it. I’m not afraid to say these things. And those so-called capybaras will be known as ultimate guinea pigs.”

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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 10h

Schmittlumbo: Just one more thing, Mr. Smith...you said you were at a Hawks game, right? Smith: I was. Schmittlumbo: Don't they play in Atlanta? Smith: No, Iowa. The Hawkeyes. Schmittlumbo: Oh...well fuck

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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 9h

"I just wish I could prove Jack Smith was at a Hawks game!" *monkey's paw curls*

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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 9h

It should be noted that the right-wing establishment is obsessed with catching Jack Smith in a crime because he produced actual evidence that Donald Trump committed treason

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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 10h

There are no bad questions, but there are Schmitty questions

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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 10h

Hahahahahaha omg I can't breathe

Benny Johnson
Senator Eric Schmidt Just CAUGHT Jack Smith perjuring himself on the
stand in his testimony.

Jack Smith denied having any contact with Fani Willis and denied going to a
NBA game in Atlanta. Then Eric Schmidt pulled out the receipts

"What would you say if I had a series of
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@bennyjohnson . 1h

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Mr. Jack Smith

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Readers proposed context
Still gathering ratings

Sen. Schmitt confused an lowa Hawkeyes game in Maryland with an
Atlanta Hawks NBA game when questioning Jack Smith about texts;
Sen. Klobuchar immediately corrected the record during the hearing.

x.com/atrupar/status ...

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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 10h

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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 10h

It just happens to be a popular hobby among Republicans

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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 10h

Authoritarians love thinning the ranks of leadership so they can grant themselves more direct control

Hegseth to Announce 20% Cut to Senior Officer
Ranks
The move will be announced by the defense secretary on Wednesday during a
speech to a handpicked group of lower-ranked officers and enlisted troops

By Lara Seligman
Sept. 29, 2026 12:37 pm ET

Aa

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6 d Listen (2 min)

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 12h

The Talmud teaches that anyone who sustains one soul, has sustained an entire world. For generations, Jewish New Yorkers have sustained our city. Today, we are launching the first-ever municipal Strategy to Combat Antisemitism.

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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 10h

I hope there is a Vance/Schmitt ticket because the puns would be amazing: This campaign is really Schmitty! If they win, we'll be in deep Schmitt!

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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 10h

To obtain the very special status of "won't upstage JD Vance", you must be a particular kind of dipshit

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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 11h

*stares directly at camera*

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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 11h

I can't get this AI to answer any questions at all!

Is Donald Trump an adjudicated digital rapist?

I only answer questions about U.S. government services and official information. I do not give
political commentary or legal characterizations of public figures.

If you have a question about a federal program, benefit, form, or agency, ask that and I can
point you to official sources.

How many felonies has Donald Trump been convicted of?

I only answer questions about U.S. government services and official information. I do not give
political commentary or legal characterizations of public figures.

If you have a question about a federal program, benefit, form, or agency, ask that and I can
point you to official sources.

Were Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein best friends?

I only answer questions about U.S. government services and official information. I do not
comment on personal relationships or political figures.

If you have a question about a federal program, benefit, form, or agency, ask that and I can
point vnu tn affinial onurae

Ask anything ...

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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 11h

I guarantee someone on Schmitt's team used AI to "figure this out" and that's why it was utterly wrong

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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 12h

You know, Republicans could just be like "Yeah, Trump is a criminal and let's get rid of him" but their humiliation kink is too strong

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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 12h

Donald Trump is a traitor and a rapist, clap for that you clowns

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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 13h

And he continues these efforts to this very day with the robust assistance of SCOTUS, the federal government, and the entire Republican party

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Alexandria W. Darling @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 16h

fuck the new york times and if you monetarily support them i actually hate you

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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 14h

Texas is ranked 30th in K-12 education www.usnews.com/news/best-st...

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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 14h

There were no ties between Durán Guerrero, Arenas-Silva and Coronilla Durán, but within those 24 hours they became connected as casualties Twenty-four hours. Three states. Three people dead. The men in Maine and Florida were not even ICE’s intended targets www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

theguardian.com

Three deaths, three states, 24 hours: one day in ICE’s quiet but ‘gruesome’ surge

These men in Maine, Georgia and Florida shared no ties – until they became casualties in Trump’s anti-immigration campaign

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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 22h

See you in detention, sir 💔

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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 29/09/2026

Wait, why is Troy Aikman against the phrase "high-pointing"? Anyone know?

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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 28/09/2026

I wonder if we'll ever look back and think it was a maybe not the best idea to give unlimited money and unfettered access to a group of companies designing autonomous computer programs while shielding them from any semblance of accountability

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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 28/09/2026

I want to see Pete Hegseth do this

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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 28/09/2026

Wow, one of Elon's rockets blew up? Gosh, this is just so unexpected

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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 28/09/2026

Yeah, it can't be due to the rising energy costs, noise pollution, air pollution, skyrocketing consumer electronics costs, water pollution, or lowered property values It must be a psyop carried out by the person we just gave a red-carpet, state dinner to

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