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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 21h
Somebody is scared.
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Darth Tugmutton @sheeparecheaper.bsky.social · 23h
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 19h
Attendees listen as President Donald Trump speaks during a rally in Alabama REUTERS/Jessica Koscielniak
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 17h
Toto releases “Hold the Line” 48 years ago tonight. “.. When I was in high school, all of a sudden the phone started ringing off the hook,” said David Paich. “I had 3 girls all call at the same time, all the lights were flashing. I was kind of juggling girlfriends, and that's how that came about."
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 16h
A CNN investigation revealing Jared Kushner, tasked by Trump to negotiate peace in Gaza, owns a company with a major stake in a firm linked to Israel's military.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 16h
"Nobody's ever seen numbers like these before." - Senile Satan
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 21h
I guess he missed Hegseth’s speech at Quantico this week.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17h
Trump: My Administration will, immediately, begin sending 'Checks' of nearly $100 to over 20 MILLION wonderful Seniors to help pay for their Medicare Part B premium ... This money will come from the Medicare Improvement Fund, a pointless 'Slush Fund' that has only been used by Dumocrats ... "
Trump: "I am pleased to announce that my Administration will, immediately, begin sending 'Checks' of nearly $100 to over 20 MILLION wonderful Seniors to help pay for their Medicare Part B premiums, which we have already reduced by significant amounts. This money will come from the Medicare Improvement Fund, a pointless 'Slush Fund' that has only been used by Dumocrats in Congress to pay for the Waste, Fraud, and Abuse for their Special Interest friends, and drive up Healthcare costs. We are finally using this Fund, along with my Most Favored Nations Deals, to substantially LOWER costs for our Seniors. I pledged to protect and preserve Medicare and Social Security, which were on the verge of RUIN by Joe Biden, who foolishly and maliciously let tens of millions of Illegal Aliens into our Country, and we are doing just that for America’s Seniors. This is separate from the equally substantial Refund 'Checks' we are sending to One Million Americans who were overcharged for their Unaffordable Care Act plans by Joe Biden.

Because I delivered on this very important issue for the American People, they can also rest assured the highly popular $5,000 Trump Dividend will be distributed to every U.S. Citizen if, and when, the Republicans win the Midterm Elections! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP"
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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 02/10/2026
At 12:36 in the morning Fuckface posted that America belongs to those who love it. This is the guy who tried to overturn an election, slapped his name on the Kennedy Center and told a crowd to cheat like hell. Strange way to show affection for the place.
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Kate from Kharkiv @kateinkharkiv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Putin ordered Russian troops to disregard the rules of war, Zelenskyy tells the FT. ​Ukrainian intelligence intercepted information indicating that in September, Putin ordered the Russian military to intensify strikes on civilian infrastructure. Since then,
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 20h
A plague case has been linked to a lab worker’s death in Siberia. Nearly 200 people are now under observation after the lab worker died from plague. Because apparently “deadly plague at a Russian lab” wasn’t ominous enough. www.themoscowtimes.com/2026/10/02/n...
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Nearly 200 People Under Observation After Irkutsk Lab Worker Dies From Plague - The Moscow Times
Health authorities in Siberia’s Irkutsk region have placed nearly 200 people under medical observation after a laboratory worker died from plague, according to media reports and a statement by a regio...
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 21h
Somebody is scared.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 21h
Sean Combs has returned to solitary confinement after NBC News published he'd been living far more comfortably than typical inmates, complete with contraband perks that included a secret cellphone and top-shelf liquor. www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
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Norm Eisen @normeisen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Prosecutors wanted to drop the case against Davey Hearn but keep the right to charge him again In this admin the process is the punishment, & we weren't having it Dismissed W/ prejudice! @democracydefendersfund.org, WLG & Steptoe stood w/ him from day one More @weeknightmsnow.bsky.social👇 -TN
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
McDonald's is now reportedly pressuring franchisees to use AI to price food. Its CEO raked in $20.6M last year, over 1,000x the median McDonald's worker pay of $19,020. And they remain one of the largest employers of Medicaid and SNAP recipients. I'm not lovin' it.
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Andrew Rothstein @asrothstein.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tony Romo drove drunk. He doesn't deny it. In fact he plead no contest and has taken ownership of his actions and publicly acknowledged his struggles with pain medication and now alcohol. For that he got canned by CBS while the NFL suspends players ~4-6 games for domestic violence. The NFL sucks
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SirNYC @sirnyc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My cartoon choice of the day!
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sliwa getting a flu shot: This could be very embarrassing. I’m supposed to be a tough guy, right? Mamdani: I can hold your hand. Sliwa: What happens if I faint? Mamdani: I got you. Doctor: You’re in great hands, literally. New Yorkers can find free flu shots and locations at nyc.gov/healthmap
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 21h
Why does he stand like this? Is he wearing leg braces?
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Senator Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov · 01/10/2026
Doctors shouldn’t be punished for providing their patients with legal abortion care—and extremists in Louisiana have no business dictating what doctors in Seattle can and can't do. This was never about states' rights—it was ALWAYS about banning abortion nationwide.
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
BREAKING NYT: The top super PAC for Senate Republicans is canceling all the remaining ads it had booked in North Carolina as of Friday — shifting away tens of millions of dollars in a move that signals that Republicans no longer see a path to winning the state this fall.
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Republicans Pull Money From North Carolina Senate Race As Midterm Prospects Dim
The Senate Leadership Fund is diverting money to Kansas, which has become a growing concern for the party as it seeks to hold its majority.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 02/10/2026
GOP Sen. Thom Tillis privately tore into Trump in texts obtained by Politico:
Graphic featuring Donald Trump on the left and Republican Sen. Thom Tillis on the right, with two large iMessage-style text bubbles attributed to Tillis overlaid across the bottom. In the first message, Tillis tells Trump that Trump “NEVER” threatened him with a primary challenge, says Trump may have him confused with other Republicans he has threatened, and adds that if Trump had threatened him directly, he would have told him to “fck yourself” and immediately announced his retirement. He ends, “Save those threats and head games for cowards and fools.” In the second message, Tillis writes, “I still want to help but I don’t take this bullsht from anyone, including you Mr. President,” adding, “Save that sh*t for the cowards who don’t care if you fail. I care if you fail and right now we are failing.”
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 23h
Don’t get complacent. They’re still going to try to cheat. Check your registration. Vote early if at all possible.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 02/10/2026
The name of the investigation into the fraudulent elector scheme was "Arctic Frost." Arctic Frost is a type of orange. Senator Blackburn accuses Smith of mocking Trump's orange complexion. lol
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 23h
Trump will become synonymous with traitor. 👇👇👇
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 22h
Tommy Stupidville: “My sources have confirmed the worst. Both pilots on FlyDubai were furries. They were fighting over animal costumes. Apparently, neither one was willing to give up the tail.”
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The Union @jointheunionus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And the United States DOJ and many individual states were the first to initiate Epstein-file investigations, and... oh wait. Oops. Never mind.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This 👇
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
UPDATE: Despite being ordered by Judge Sullivan to produce a certified list of the contents of the Administrative Record by Oct. 1st, Todd Blanche once again has decided he doesn't want to comply. I explain why Blanche would want to avoid producing this court-ordered info: youtu.be/junhrisxRlg?...
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🚨AG Blanche IGNORES JUDGE'S ORDERS And TRIES To DELAY MY Epstein LAWSUIT!!
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 23h
“Good morning and welcome to FlyDubai. This is your plumber speaking. Today, we’ll be cruising at altitudes from 30,000 to 2,000 feet.” Charlie Kirk’s ghost: “Thank God, it’s not a Black pilot.”
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Golden Age rolls on … bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Planes are different today. You used to have a little steering wheel or whatever. Today, they fly differently." Admit it, Republicans. When you see a quote that fucking stupid, you know who said it.
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A $250,000 donation to a pro-Ken Paxton super PAC came from a businessman whose dad got pardoned by Trump — and who used a fake name and rented mailbox on the donation record.
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Who was behind a $250K mystery donation to super PAC backing Ken Paxton?
The Texas Senate hopeful has ties to the donor’s family going back decades.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hard to disagree with this.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Subverting democracy isn't new to John Roberts, Brett Kavanaugh, or Amy Coney Barrett. All three were on George W. Bush's "Florida Recount Team," which lay the groundwork for stopping vote counting in Florida—and Bush v. Gore, the politically-motivated SCOTUS decision that gave Bush the election.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/10/2026
"It could chill rights of contractors to make political contributions" -- unearthed footage shows Susan Collins in 2012 fighting to protect contractors from having to disclose political contributions (we recently learned she was under investigation for a pay-to-play scheme involving a contractor)
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Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Forget political parties for 10 seconds- watching Curtis Sliwa tough guy beret and all, sheepishly holding Mayor Mamdani’s hand through a flu shot is the purest thing on the internet today. We really are all just human.💙🥹
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
She deserves justice 👇
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's as if he is TRYING to lose the midterms. With historically low approval ratings, it would be wise to avoid the press altogether. Instead, he gives TIME magazine this bonkers, unhinged & l-e-n-g-t-h-y stream-of consciousness interview, pathologically lying throughout. shorturl.at/PMvVB
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Read TIME’s ‘What Trump Has Built’ Interview Transcript
The U.S. President discussed the war in Iran, press freedom, AI, and more ahead of the midterm elections.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 23h
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Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule.bsky.social · 23h
Among the misspending was nearly $3 million to erect tents at Guantanamo Bay that were never used, $20 million to maintain purchased warehouses that have never housed a single detainee, and excessive fees for a deficient and now-shuttered Florida lockup. apnews.com/article/ice-...
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ICE is wasting tens of millions of dollars on 'uninformed' detention projects, report finds
An investigation has found that U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement and other agencies have wasted tens of millions of dollars pursuing uninformed plans to increase detention capacity, and the to...
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Impeach his ass 👇
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Republican Congressman Mike Collins signals his intent to end Social Security: "[Old people need to] get off of Social Security [and] get back into the workforce."
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Adam Cohen (My Personal Views Only) @axidentaliberal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Have you heard of 1789 Capital? The venture capital firm founded by Don Jr? They obtained a stake in a small company named Vulcan Elements-and quickly got a $620 million deal from the Pentagon Why? “The call came from the White House: We have to get this done” #PaytoPlayPresident
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hilarious
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
trump going on an emergency 17 state media tour to support republican candidates before the midterms and he is going with “nobody knows that dumb has a b on the end”
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Turnabout is fair play... grab 'em by the paycheck.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Con Junior has always been absurdly stupid. It’s in those “superior” genes.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The staffer who assured Eric Schmitt that Jack Smith was definitely at an Atlanta Hawks game has been identified.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 30/09/2026
Black text that reads:

229 new affordable homes are coming to the Bronx.

We just broke ground on Sol on Park:
• 80 homes for current NYCHA residents
• 69 homes for formerly homeless seniors
• 79 homes for low- and middle-income seniors
• 8,000 sq. ft. of community space, including a health and wellness center 

This is what’s possible when we invest in NYCHA and use the power of government to build a City where New Yorkers come first.
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