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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Computer: your password has been compromised Me: so has the presidency of the United States. im sure everything will be fine
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
The purpose of the "alternative" Super Bowl halftime show is a celebration of racism. That's it. It's "revenge" for a Puerto Rican man being selected to perform. Any excuse or fake explanation by any performer participating in it is utter bullshit.
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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Having puppy fever something fierce. Might not make it through this time.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I'm almost wishing for an alien invasion. We could use some good news.
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jessie. @jessmadethis.website · 07/02/2026
Overworking myself to an early grave because ew feelings nope
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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 06/02/2026
Long ago, in a time before everyone was tired of everything
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Uncle Kermit @unclekermit.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I'll decide when I have dallied long enough. I love to dally.
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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I love a “fuck it ima do it” kinda woman
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
to boost ratings they’re playing the super bowl around a bad bunny concert
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
please use alt text please turn on the feature to require it so you don’t forget please flex your writing skills and describe the picture. you don’t need to be Tolkien but you can do better than “my cat.” i believe in you
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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
they should invent a body that doesn’t need to be turned over over and over like a rotisserie chicken when you sleep
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
putting a little hot sauce on my tax return and crossing my fingers
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Thanks for the follow, good luck finding anything worth sharing.
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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
unclenched my jaw and evaporated
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yeah ok @poutinesmoothie.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but eat an orange also because scurvy is nothing to joke about.
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Coffee and sex on Sunday because like Jesus said: ground and pound, or something like that.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I’m very classy. One of society’s elite, to be sure.
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Suckling at the teat of ennui.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Woo me, you bitch
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
As two things we rely on for our immediate survival, it’s shocking how horrible humans treat air and water.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
Gonna go scream in the woods for a bit, anyone wanna come with?
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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Netflix and snack under the full moon
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 07/09/2025
final stage of acceptance that I will never spell sillouette correct on the first attempt
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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I love witches and vampires but only the sexy ones
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
pumpkin spice hemorrhoid cream
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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Trump’s biggest accomplishment is making George W Bush look good in comparison
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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Taxes are over-complicated and scary but at least if you screw up, you only go to jail
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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
It’s always ok to not post a selfie
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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
My friend got a colectomy and I’m proud to say I was kind enough to wait a whole 24 hours before I started calling him “semicolon”
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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
If I got that golden ticket I'd take that glass elevator straight into the sun.
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Skip to the good parts.
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I'mWintersMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Labubu is a decent name for a girl fart
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
my nephew calls any noodle-based dish that's in soup/broth "juicy noodles" and you know what he's right
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
I got filter straws for the apocalypse so who wants to come over and drink the creek water behind my house with me to see if they work
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
It's not even worth the esoteric anymore when anyone can just shed atoms of the arcane and wave an app for layperson's terms that says tome means book and it (book) means shit gets into you
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I collect and display tongue depressors like souvenir travel spoons.
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 08/09/2025
nurses always look so surprised when you yell “catch!” and throw your urine sample at them
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Have you tried visiting Scotland about it?
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😠 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 08/09/2025
how come when i move to a new town in a video game the mayor personally welcomes me but when i move to a new town irl no one welcomes me AT ALL
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Gone In 16 Candles
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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Sexcapades is my favorite Olympic sport.
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yeah ok @poutinesmoothie.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Imagine a world where the "n" is silent, not the "g", in bologna.
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
The Girl With The QR code Tattoo
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
What’s wrong babe you’ve barely touched your repost button
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