iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

passwords are like inside jokes that you have with a computer

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

going to force myself into a better mood even if it kills me

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jessie. @jessmadethis.website · 14/09/2026

Fitted sheets are the worst invention in the history of humanity

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jessie. @jessmadethis.website · 04/08/2026

the zombie apocalypse is already here & brought to you by iPhone + Android

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jessie. @jessmadethis.website · 02/08/2026

wanna come over and have a seance

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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

[having a panic attack] a spreadsheet will help

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 28/07/2026

A group of people who refuse to get help is called a family

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jessie. @jessmadethis.website · 28/07/2026

please excuse my haunted ghoulish existence

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Looking for fun weekend plans? Craft a cloak of moss gathered from the tombs of forgotten forest gods. Wear a crown of goblin bones to discourage faerie mischief. Travel on twisting paths, disappear into the green, and become part of the great unknown.

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jessie. @jessmadethis.website · 26/07/2026

maybe the Native American myth is right; cameras really do steal your soul & that’s why we’re all such shitty people now

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bmod.bsky.social @bmod.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Successfully upgrading anything Microsoft should get you a pay raise

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

got a lot going on lately but not so much that I can't bedazzle my pill bottles

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Nobody ever explained to me what a passkey is or how they work. Websites just started asking me for passkeys like it's something we talked about.

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jessie. @jessmadethis.website · 24/07/2026

My dog describes me as the human that moves from room to room staring at different screens who occasionally feeds her.

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Wishing you the mediocre

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I scream, you scream, we’re all screaming my god make it stop

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

i think perhaps i am not suitable for other humans

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 17/07/2026

Ok I've had enough apocalypse I'm ready to move onto post-apocalyptic times

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jessie. @jessmadethis.website · 18/09/2025

old enough to appreciate having the ability to listen to virtually any song from a multitude of devices without having to move.

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raindro g but spooky @raindro.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

the jungle isn’t as welcoming as i was led to believe

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jessie. @jessmadethis.website · 28/06/2026

“I used to be somebody!!!!” I scream at the children gathered at the ice cream truck outside my house

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions

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jessie. @jessmadethis.website · 27/06/2026

You’d make a great ex husband someday

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jessie. @jessmadethis.website · 21/06/2026

my weirdness is a feature, not a bug

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jessie. @jessmadethis.website · 09/06/2026

Authenticity is the new black

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

You used to go to websites and they would have guestbooks that people would sign like it was a bed and breakfast

Still from the television show the Simpsons showing Grandpa Simpson talking the children of springfield

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kenny 🙋🏻‍♂️ @itskenny.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

hitting CTRL+S on a sharepoint spreadsheet that already saves as I go because I have trust issues

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jessie. @jessmadethis.website · 04/06/2026

Definitely not your target audience

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jessie. @jessmadethis.website · 11/05/2026

why have a "keep me signed in" checkbox option if it DOESN'T EVER KEEP ME SIGNED IN.

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jessie. @jessmadethis.website · 01/05/2026

The amount of money I spend on your website directly correlates to the user experience of your login and checkout process.

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jessie. @jessmadethis.website · 01/04/2026

I’m not that goth, I don’t even like dark mode.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/03/2026

U.S. Suffers Additional Casualties In War It Won Last Week

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jessie. @jessmadethis.website · 14/03/2026

does everyone really stupid always think they’re extremely smart or is that just the american experience

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jessie. @jessmadethis.website · 02/03/2026

“Only the dead have seen the end of war.” George Santayana

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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Can we normalize saying we love a book without remembering anything about it.

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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

I was gaslit for years and didn't know it ama

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brixton bell @brixtonbell.com · 21/11/2025

If I was murdered tonight it’d be the first interesting thing that’s happened to me in the past 10+ years

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

I think more about the microwave than most people think about their families

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Computer: your password has been compromised Me: so has the presidency of the United States. im sure everything will be fine

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

please use alt text please turn on the feature to require it so you don’t forget please flex your writing skills and describe the picture. you don’t need to be Tolkien but you can do better than “my cat.” i believe in you

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 09/02/2026