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Tracey No™️

@traceyno.bsky.social
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“I’m sorry I accused you of murder, American TV legend Henry Winkler.” - BoJack Horseman Cheese slut. Much cat. Subversive hussy Mad as a box of rocks #bipolar She/her 🏳️‍🌈

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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 30m
rather than do my work i decided to watch doctor strange in the multiverse of madness. and that’s what you get for procrastinating
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i’ve been elected student governor ✌️ (we didn’t have an election in those 15 minutes between posts, it was this morning and i didn’t know when results would be in and now i look like im fixing results smh)
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i’m standing for student governor ✌️
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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Don’t need a footstool? Well how about a judging perch for your cat? #cats #catsofbluesky >>>>>>>>>>>>>> craftysharp.etsy.com
A collage of 6 images of a black cat sitting or standing on various footstools looking judgemental.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Glengettie Glen Ross (always tea cosying)
me holding a box of 80 glengettie teabags. it has a nice pic of the welsh valleys on it.
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me, seeing your posts
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Went to the fancy cheese stall. I am never going to financially recover from this.
Tracey snack levels of cheese. But they're all very expensive
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
she’s using iiiit! 🥳🥳
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Scornflake Ghhhoul @scornflakegrrrl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good morning
A woman smiling meekly holding a lot of parrots captioned “me externally”, the same woman with all the parrots screaming and captioned “me internally”
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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
marvin caught by surprise to be discovered in his secret writing nook while composing an autumnal haiku
A golden retriever, wedged vertically, sits in the “V” of a split trunk of an ancient tree in a grove. The dog has rich golden-red fur and a long, fluffy blond tail that hangs straight down along the bark of the tree, reaching toward the ground.

The dog’s head is turned back over its shoulder, as they stare directly at the photographer with soulful brown eyes.

The ground at the base of the tree is covered in scattered fallen dry autumn leaves in shades of yellow and brown. The background behind the tree consists of a soft-focus, sunlit wooded area with bare or thinning branches.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 08/10/2024
Lucy got that Tuesday feeling
Lucy the calico cat sitting on my lap and squinting at me. She looks tired/confused.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
phloughmans
menu reads “phloughmans lunch, with Ham Mature Cheese, bread roll & pickle (contains gluten, pork, dairy cheese & sulphites)”a grey and white husky dog with its face pressed to a metal fence, its top lip pressed on the bars so it’s pushed up to show tiny little upper teeth and pink gums. text reads “fiberian hufky “.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
just scrolling looking for relevant research papers and FANNY BULLOCK WORKMAN
research output title on birmingham uni website reads “Empires Awheel: Fanny
Bullock Workman, American Transimperial Travel, and Temporal Fantasies of European Empire”
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
going to the ballet on friday just to spite Timothée Chalamet
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 19/09/2026
Justin Staggs (@Staggfilms) on Twitter: "Do you think, in a pinch, Jim Henson ever used Kermit as an oven mitt?"
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
bought her a drinking fountain. she’s still at the “how could you” stage of accepting it into her life
lucy the calico cat staring into the middle distance as she lies on her side on a grey blanket.
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Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
ok so Mini Cheddars are a FUNCTIONALLY PERFECT snack, they don't need limited edition flavours come on stop pissing about that said, these were quite nice
A packet of Limited Edition chipotle and lime flavour Mini Cheddars
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Lucy read this and took up smoking WITHIN 35 SECONDS
Lucy the calico cat lounging on a pink blanket. I have added a cigarette sticker from Snapchat. She looks cool af.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
it was a good first day but an offensive number of my classmates (more than 1) are 19 years old
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ok my course proper starts today (last week was a little refresher to dust off the summer brain cobwebs) so this account will now only post about humanities and social sciences. and cheese
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
📢 i’m eating fish 📢
potatoes, green beans and salmon on a white dish, with creamy lemon sauce and sprinkled with chives and parsley.
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Matt Thrower @mattthr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"oooh baby do you know what that's worth?"
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25th anniversary of the day a nursing assistant ran through the psych ward i was on at the time saying “america’s at war”
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
SPONSOR ME, BITCHES chesterzoo.enthuse.com/pf/leo-pearn (please)
chesterzoo.enthuse.com
Run for Nature at Chester Zoo September 2026
Tigers are the largest big cats and among the biggest carnivorous land mammals on Earth. Chester Zoo are committed to protecting tigers through their work with critically endangered tigers at the zoo,
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
lucy is feeling under the weather but in happier news it led to one of my greatest puns
whatsapp conversation. me: i hand fed her tiny bits of ham to placate.
thrm: Are you sure she's not faking for ham?
me:
munchhamson syndrome
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
John Major quoting the post below
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Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Found poem
A sign printed on University of Edinburgh headed paper blutaked to a wall. It reads "PLEASE REFRAIN FROM PUTTING YOUR FOOTWEAR ON THE UPHOLSTERY AS IT IS RIPPING THE MATERIAL" Most of the text is black but the word "MATERIAL" is in red
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
4 images, top left a photo of Ninja, in clear focus, ready to pounce. Next to it Ninja but his face is blurry af.

Below are before and after restoration photos of Ecce Homo
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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I bless the raves down in Slovakia
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i’m back at school. i’ve managed to sit next to a guy who winks a lot so that’s cool
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
ive been blowing it recently but i’m really getting it together now guys, im firing on all cylinder
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
advertise your bluesky account with a Simpsons gif
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Lisa Simpson Reports on the Cat Lady
Alt: Lisa Simpson Reports on the Cat Lady “they call her the cat lady”.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
preemptive nope
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
this is who i am now, im quiz guy 🧠 Quiz of the Day - Sep 1 🟩 🟩 🟩 ⬜ ⬜ 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 Score: 8/10 Think you can do better? quizoftheday.co.uk
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Quiz of the Day | Daily General Knowledge Quiz
The UK's premier online general knowledge quiz. Challenge friends and colleagues with our 10-question daily quiz. Original & hand-curated trivia since 2015.
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Pat Ashe @patrickashe.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
New desk has a bizarre glass viewing panel into one of the drawers and I didn’t know what to put there so currently I have the Snorlax plush I’ve had since I was a kid lying in state.
A glass viewing panel on a desk, Snorlax is peacefully resting in the drawer.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
happy spooky season
a small white ghost figurine. it is flipping you off.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
this is how i rank penises
screenshot from amazon reads “top reviewed by customers for:
- fold ability 
- appearance
- softness
- length
(in relation to cat tunnels).
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
might make spaghetti. step 1: change into a spaghetti safe t-shirt
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
aaaah i was almost an genius 🧠 Quiz of the Day - Aug 30 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 ⬜ 🟩 🟩 🟩 Score: 9/10 Think you can do better? quizoftheday.co.uk
quizoftheday.co.uk
Quiz of the Day | Daily General Knowledge Quiz
The UK's premier online general knowledge quiz. Challenge friends and colleagues with our 10-question daily quiz. Original & hand-curated trivia since 2015.
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Matt Thrower @mattthr.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Please help my daughter get fit AND give money to a charity that helped to save my wife's life! Two good deeds for the price of one www.justgiving.com/page/jasmine...
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Jasmine's fundraiser for Aortic Dissection Awareness UK & Ireland
Help Jasmine Thrower raise money to support Aortic Dissection Awareness UK & Ireland
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Fr. Cannabranna Lammer. @drraulduke.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
New local takeaway has opened. [kennethwilliams.gif]
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
we’re just going to hold hands and look out of the window, like normal friends do
lucy the calico cat curled up on blankets and staring out of a window. my foot is in shot and she has a paw resting on it.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
please don’t put it in the paper that he is mad
screengrab from bbc news reads “Sport headlines.
£300m spent, bottom of the table... but Spurs boss De Zerbi
'not angry'”
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
*film noir voice* she was soft and absorbent, like expensive toilet paper
lucy the calico cat looking over a shoulder at me as she lounges on the bed. she looks very fluffy and her fur is thicc.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 29/08/2026
[A black bird staring into the camera from extremely close distance.]
"Remember that birdwatching goes both ways"
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Kieran McClung @kieranmcclung.co.uk · 13/07/2026
I’m running the Lincoln Half Marathon in October, and I’m hoping to raise some money for SpecialEffect! If you’re able to donate, that would be awesome! If you aren’t, a share of this post would be equally great! Thank you!! www.justgiving.com/page/kieran-...
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Kieran's 1/2 Marathon for SpecialEffect
Help Kieran McClung raise money to support SpecialEffect
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
oh hai, is it caturday already
lucy the calico cat looking
coy-casual with her head to one side as she lounges on the
bed, a front paw out in front to brace for cuteness.
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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
max headroom, smiling in shades.
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Cricket Soph 🇺🇦 / 🔥🏆🏆🏆 @funsoph.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Looks like old Grim got at least one right this week. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...
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Ratko Mladić, the ‘Butcher of Bosnia’, dies in The Hague
Bosnian Serb commander responsible for Srebrenica massacre dies in prison while serving life sentence for genocide
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