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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 30/09/2026

we used to put our heart and soul into things, now we just make marvel movies

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Brainmage.itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 11h

Actually I was horrified by this timeline synchronicity cc @gensibayan.bsky.social

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 13h

God: I gave you flight, but I had to take away your hands Bird: was that necessary? *bat lands on table, chews a strawberry* God: it was, yeah *dragonfly lands nearby on all six legs* God: Bird: just be real with me

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Gen Un-Seasoned @gensibayan.bsky.social · 11h

Apple cider vinegar needs to calm down

Vinegar bottle label that says "pep up your pickles"

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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 13h

🤐 The great thing about fighting a lumberjack for their clothes is that if you need to dispose of a body, there's usually a woodchipper handy...

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Gen Un-Seasoned @gensibayan.bsky.social · 14h

Would anyone like an Audible code to support a book I narrated a while ago? US and UK regions available. Let me know which and I'll DM you one. 🎙️ Savage Planet: A Short Story by Alethea Kontis on Audible. www.audible.co.uk/pd/B07GZZ5PS...

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

a necklace for your wrist is called a wristlace

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Gen Un-Seasoned @gensibayan.bsky.social · 20h

Person who has ignored my last 5 emails: "why haven't you done this thing I need it urgently to take credit for your work"...

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Brainmage.itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 22h

Can anyone recommend a new-ish phone that's not wholly and entirely AI? I have a Samsung S21 Ultra where the battery is dying and there's a patch of dead pixels slowly spreading. Any decent equivalents in the last couple of years that won't add my nudes to some vast AI dataset?

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026

BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome

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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Godzilla should smile more he’s prettier when he smiles.

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Gen Un-Seasoned @gensibayan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Sure, but... Let's ALSO Tax The Rich 🤞

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Gen Un-Seasoned @gensibayan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Is it really warm... Or am I weak...

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Gen Un-Seasoned @gensibayan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The post van just rolled past really slowly, blasting Stevie Wonder, like some sort of creepy ice cream van.

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Gen Un-Seasoned @gensibayan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I've watched 30 3 minute YouTube videos and each one told me to "grab a drink" and now I'm exploding.

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Gen Un-Seasoned @gensibayan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When I say "ignore me"...I mean ONCE, and regarding my last email. Not forever 🫩

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Gen Un-Seasoned @gensibayan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Why has a journalist just emailed looking for young swingers...?! What is even going on with the youth!! 🫣

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Gen Un-Seasoned @gensibayan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"they call it The Chicken of the Sea" Me *crying in the dressing room*: "can you please just bring the next size up swimsuit"

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Gen Un-Seasoned @gensibayan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Yassss queen.... Wear so much perfume that bystanders pass out!! You go gurl!! 🤢

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Gen Un-Seasoned @gensibayan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Was speaking with a mid 20yr old who genuinely believed that the number of bedrooms a house had only counted if there were that many parking spaces 🤦‍♀️ so a 4 bedroom house with 2 spaces was only a 2 bedroom house

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

being held by carrier sounds nice

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Gen Un-Seasoned @gensibayan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Being an actor means having to magic up an entire wardrobe for every possible occasion for any character at the drop of a hat ☹️

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Gen Un-Seasoned @gensibayan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The worst part about having plans is the being awake

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 27/09/2026

me: *trying to fall asleep* my brain: shouldn’t the singular of dice be douse

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Gen Un-Seasoned @gensibayan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

PAST MY PRIME!?!?!!??! .... when was my prime? 🥹

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Gen Un-Seasoned @gensibayan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

A chicken sacrificed its life so it could settle my stomach 🥺

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Gen Un-Seasoned @gensibayan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

What's up gang. New conspiracy just dropped... According to my mother, we're all going to be cyborgs by 2030

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

of course I don’t suffer fools gladly. I don’t do anything gladly

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i bring an iced coffee to the interview. only it’s not for me, it’s for the interviewer. and it’s laced with a sedative. when she comes to, she’s wearing my clothes and i’m in her office. her car keys don’t work. i’m with her husband. her kids don’t recognize her. coming soon from A24.

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Gen Un-Seasoned @gensibayan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

See a penny Let it lie *whispering* all your tea will turn to chai 😈

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Ron Sequitur ꙮ @ronsequitur.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Cavemen had fifty different words for, "rock," but zero words for, "croissant."

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Greg Hyatt @greghyatt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You know what the first question has been when I have sat down at my last several interviews? "Would you like something to drink?"

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

ME: don’t even talk to me until i’ve had my coffee INTERVIEWER:

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I hold all my job interviews inside a giant tub filled with iced coffee.

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ɐʇǝǝɹʎs @phantomsspleen.bsky.social · 29/09/2023

I will die on this hill —me, walking uphill

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Gen Un-Seasoned @gensibayan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I once went to an interview and the interviewer stuck a pen lid in his ear

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Gen Un-Seasoned @gensibayan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Instagram: you might like this bestie 👉👈 Me: ok, I'm listening... Instagram: ha ha ha ha ha this is all you'll ever see now you'll never see your friends again suckaaaaaaaaaaaaa 😈

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