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Julie (unprofessional)

@juliebalt.bsky.social
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Middle aged INFJ feminist killjoy. She/her/w̶o̶m̶a̶n̶ person. Fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack. Smitten, my own invention, 3 miles of bad road. My whole existence is flawed. Psych student. Buddh-ish. Books + food A bit bossy.🩷💛🩵♾️ 🌐 Wolastokuk

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Julie (unprofessional) @juliebalt.bsky.social · 6h
She packed up the pumpkins today.
A white woman with red hair wearing a black tee and brown overalls stands on a trailer attached to a red truck, between two absolutely massive pumpkins. One is orange and one is green, and they're both like 1000 pounds.
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Juniper @gravepixie.bsky.social · 12h
LAST DAY TO GET RENT TOGETHER, WE HAVE NO HEAT AND WE NEED FOOD. ITS A LOT BUT WITH MORE EYES MEANS POSSIBILITY OF THOSE WHO CAN HELP CHIPPING IN. HOPEFULLY IN TIME BEFORE EVICTION IS ON THE TABLE. TWO OF US ARE DISABLED AND WE ALSO DO NOT HAVE A CAR CURRENTLY WITH NOWHERE TO GO. WE NEED OUR HOME!
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Scott Santens @scottsantens.com · 13h
UBI is a floor. It's a dividend. It's not about replacing jobs. It's about making sure everyone has a non-zero floor to stand on and never fall beneath, and it makes sure that everyone benefits from productivity growth. And it is about enabling everyone to *choose* what they work on, paid or not.
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Julie (unprofessional) @juliebalt.bsky.social · 13h
Am I capable? Cooking: excellent, love it Whistle: a couple of notes Draw: nope Paint: yes! Swim: love it, endurance > speed English: love it Dance: minimalist Sing: in the car Drive: love it Gifting: not my scene, either direction Write: casual Guitar: nope Speaking: intermittently ok
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Julie (unprofessional) @juliebalt.bsky.social · 13h
Made granola, it's in the oven now. Last time I forgot to add the salt and it tasted so weird. I added 1/8tsp salt to every bowl of yogurt and fruit I ate with it. Put it in first this time 😂 Pro tip - when measuring for a recipe using oil+syrup, measure out oil first, syrup won't stick to the cup.
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Julie (unprofessional) @juliebalt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't see many commercials but I'll gladly watch that Dakota Johnson Alexander Skarsgard perfume commercial with the Pet Shop Boys song It's a Sin a million times 🔥
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Julie (unprofessional) @juliebalt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Post your profile pic (if you feel like it)
Julie, a white person with short brown and grey hair wearing blue glasses and a grey shirt, sits on her couch with a sheepskin draped over the back
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WingsNDNSilver @wingsndnsilver.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We are SO CLOSE! We only need to $20 more to score $300 in matching funds for this disabled grandma!
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Bea Eli 🏳️‍⚧️ @msbeaeli.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
BEX’s BILLS are OVERDUE!! Rebeka is really struggling to keep up with their medical bills & living costs. They are very far behind with hospital bills, oncology bills & more. Their priority rn is to get the minimum of $1221 paid to the hospital (they owe over $100K in total). bit.ly/HelpBex
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Julie (unprofessional) @juliebalt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Haircut day is the best day ft. mask lines on my face.
Julie, a white person with short brown and grey hair wearing blue glasses and a grey shirt with turquoise graphics on it, sits in her car with a brand new haircut.
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Julie (unprofessional) @juliebalt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Having a fourth Julie porn bot follow me this morning makes me think this reminder is required 😂
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Julie (unprofessional) @juliebalt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Update - Freida is feeling back to normal today. Still hates me, although that is also normal 😂
A black and white long hair tuxedo cat sits on a blue floral rug.
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Julie (unprofessional) @juliebalt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Update - the zucchini account I was following has won the north American record for the season.
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Julie (unprofessional) @juliebalt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
autumn affirmations

@ragzandrelics

i will thrift with the focus of a squirrel storing acorns

i am grounded like a pumpkin on a porch

i trust the perfect oversized sweater will reveal itself to me

i am allowed to build an entire idenity around soup and apple cider

i am a cozy little goblin doing my best

i will not chase. i will haunt
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Julie (unprofessional) @juliebalt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Freida has had a rough last 14 hours or so. She was blocked from using her box after midnight, denied breakfast, given medicine, and taken to the vet where her pee was taken for a test. This last bit stressed her out so much she was panting and yelling and had to stay at the vet for an extra hour >>
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Liz 🧡 🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @circaliz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Alt text: Salish art in black and white background (I think an eagle) with a large orange circle overlaid. Words in the circle say "When you learn about native residential schools you are not learning about First Nations people you are learning about Christianity."
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Julie (unprofessional) @juliebalt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Record weight pumpkin and squash growing accounts showed up in my IG feed a while ago and I am *invested* now. It's almost weigh off time!
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Trapdinawrpool @trapdinawrpool.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't like to brag about expensive trips,
but I did just return from the grocery store.
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Jules. 🌈+ 🐕 @julesclarke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
www.redbubble.com/i/notebook/D...
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"DreamWolf " Spiral Notebook for Sale by JulesClarke
The Spirit of a Wolf • Millions of unique designs by independent artists. Find your thing.
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Julie (unprofessional) @juliebalt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Once again. I am not the Julie porn bot. Please do not block me. OK, fine, sometimes I show my legs and my shoulders and my cleavage here. But it's all free! 😉
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🎃Hex Ramone🎃 @texramone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Near Dark is the greatest vampire movie ever, and I will die on this hill with a stake through my heart
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Paxton Says 'It's Finger Licking Good!'
Alt: Paxton Says 'It's Finger Licking Good!'
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Benjamin Wright @greboguru.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula…..🦇 (if you feel like it)
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Anime Vampire Hunter
Alt: Vampire Hunter D
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🎃 Can't Think of Spooky Name 🎃 @noclevername.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula…..🦇 (if you feel like it)
Tilda Swinton wearing gold trimmed black robe, shot from above, reclining on a chaise, surrounded by books
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John Hansen🦞 🖖 @suburbanerd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula…..🦇 (if you feel like it)
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Blackula Trailer
Alt: Blacula with the film’s title and credits and the lead character showing his fangs
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Julie (unprofessional) @juliebalt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula…..🦇 (if you feel like it)
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Count Dracula Counts to 23
Alt: Count von Count from Sesame Street says 23 ah ah ah! He's in his castle with bats flying around.
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Julie (unprofessional) @juliebalt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gotta be Violet by Hole. About a million are tied for second place though.
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Hole - Violet (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by HoleVEVO
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Erica Ifill @wickdchiq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Everyone must be better off because we’ve cut immigration, doubled- and tripled-down on trickle-down economics, we’ve cut marginalized ppl from benefits and we’ve cut workers’ wage growth. These are what we were told we had to do to have a great standard of living and an economically-prosperous life
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Julie (unprofessional) @juliebalt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Today is Canada's National Day for Truth and Reconciliation, a day of memorial to recognize the atrocities and multi-generational effects of the Canadian Indian residential school system.
When we say every child matters, that includes the children who survived, not just the ones who died. The ones who came back damaged, and whose damage flowed down to their children and grandchildren. The ones who society forgets, or looks at in disgust or pity.

Those children matter too.

Illustration by Carey Newman

On an orange background, the outline of a feather is constructed from many other feathers in rainbow colours. Underneath are the words every child
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Julie (unprofessional) @juliebalt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Winner!
Post from National Park Service

12m ago

We have a CHONKION!

The Fat Bear Week crown goes to:

Bear 89 Backpack

Heavy is the bear that wears the crown. Like really heavy.

Thank you to everyone who voted, shared, cheered, argued passionately about bears, defended your favorite chonk, and generally made Fat Bear Week the wonderfully amazing celebration of bears, salmon, th Alaskan ecosystem, and did we mention the bears?

Also, a BIG thank you to all 16 bears who involuntarily participated. They ate. They napped. They fished. They grew enormous. They understood the assignment. (Shoutout to the salmon as well.)

Here's to a successful winter for Katmai's fat bears!
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Julie (unprofessional) @juliebalt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Finals are in progress! Go vote now. It was a close call for me. Both of the final bears were very fat. It came down to who was skinniest at the start and made the most progress.
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Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If all AI disappeared tomorrow I'd be down to only a million things to be sick/sad/angry about every day but I would try to cope
[Two posts from some unidentified social media something, probably X but I dunno...]

kavishj611
All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other Al tool?
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
Would you actually be willing to give it up?

Pyramid Chad
This is like being a meth head and asking someone who's never done meth how they're going to get through their day without meth
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Julie (unprofessional) @juliebalt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fat Bear Week semifinals today. Go vote!
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Fat Bear Week 2026 - Explore.org
Explore.org is the world's leading philanthropic live nature cam network and documentary film channel. Our mission is to champion the selfless acts of others, create a portal into the soul of humanity...
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Julie (unprofessional) @juliebalt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Alt text - Post by user omgsidewalks reads "you CANNOT rage against the machine if you're asking it to summarise your emails for you"
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John Hansen🦞 🖖 @suburbanerd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19 (if you feel like it)
Cover for the Dream Warriors’ debut album “and now the legacy begins” Two young Black men pose in their early 90s fashions and they look very cool
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Velma R👀t @colorbombvelma.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19 (A bad year for me. Listening to this on a loop helped.)
Cover of the 1983 album Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) by the band Eurythmics. Features an image of Annie Lennox in profile from the waist up, wearing nothing but a black eye mask and a black glove on her raised left hand, which holds a red heart.
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Smörhuvud (he/surprise me) @guncelawits.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19 (if you feel like it)
Cookin’ with Queen Ida and her Zydeco Band (1989)
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Thickolas Cage 🔞 @thickolascagent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19 (if you feel like it) This was and is my ultimate love-making soundtrack.
Tricky: Maxinquaye
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Brian @therealbrian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19 (if you feel like it)
Temple of the Dog album cover
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Julie (unprofessional) @juliebalt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19 (if you feel like it)
Red Hot +Blue, an album of Cole Porter covers that raised money for AIDS research.
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS
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explore.org @explore.org · 25/09/2026
Day 2 winners! Bear 151 Walker Bear 164 Bucky Dent Bear 89 Backpack Bear 620 See you tomorrow for Day 3 🐻
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MashedBex | trying to kick cancer's ass @bexmashaba.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
friends, can you please help me out with $39 ASAP? i haven’t been feeling well this past week and now my stool is bloody again + body temp is very low please help me to get to the hospital asap? paypal.me/thelongestroad
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El is in the Details @elsbells.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Up to $70/$950 now for Oct. rent! I really appreciate you all. Please keep sharing widely; I am in and out of things with this latest migraine (a lot of “out”), but the need to stay housed is no less pressing. Cashapp/Venmo: Elsthere
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Paul Taylor @pablowapsi.com · 26/09/2026
Posting a cartoon show that I love (and my favorite character from it)
Midori Asakusa distracted by a tanuki.
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Kate Armstrong @brainchain.ca · 26/09/2026
posting a cartoon show that I love and my favourite character from it
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Barbapapà: Ho Freddo! Inverno e Gelo
Alt: Barbapapà: my favourite character is the rebel artist with black fur at the easel know as Barbabeau
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Julie (unprofessional) @juliebalt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
posting a cartoon show that i love (and my favorite character from it)
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Yes! Connie The Hormone Monstress
Alt: Connie The Hormone Monstress from Big Mouth says Yes!
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Semi-feral Urban Ungulate @schmutzie.com · 25/09/2026
This should last you a weekend :)
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Julie (unprofessional) @juliebalt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Quesadillas with jalapenos in them, dipped in refried beans.
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Julie (unprofessional) @juliebalt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today's voting has started!
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Julie (unprofessional) @juliebalt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Did you vote in today's Fat Bear Week matches?
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Explore.org
Explore.org is the world's leading philanthropic live nature cam network and documentary film channel. Our mission is to champion the selfless acts of others, create a portal into the soul of humanity...
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