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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻

@bullgooseparty.bsky.social
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Just some dude

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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 7h
I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards.
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The SS United States is set to be sunk in mid-November
Okaloose County expects to sink the SS United States the second week in November, depending on weather.
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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 6h
A part of me wants to be the bad candy house on Halloween. Not really bad, just stuff kids hate like Swedish salty licorice. Trick.
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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 7h
Netflix and sparkling water and watch the ChuckToddCast and chill?
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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 11h
Years of training mean I always look at a clock right when it hits 4:20
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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Australian Thanksgiving is in May. It is disgusting.
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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 14h
Burying a bunch of dead plant matter in my yard so I can make my own coal
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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 15h
Post-railing rails
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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 15h
Hard-boiled egg sandwich > egg salad sandwich
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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 18h
I don’t say “huh?” because I prefer the more sophisticated “who’s in the what now?”
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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 18h
Pump the cold front into my veins
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Michigan Weather: 1 more summer-like day, then a cold front and rain
2h ago Tanda Gmiter
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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Matthew Lillard is really good in Carrie
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 12/10/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word: Shitty Lord of the Rings
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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They didn’t even mind
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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“They grow up so vast!” - Cthulhu’s mom
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Lake Michigan! Live! @lake-michigan.live · 11/10/2026
Current* conditions near St. Helena Island, MI:
View looking south of the St. Helena Lighthouse and Lake Michigan beyond. // Image captured at (local time): 2026-10-11 00:36:02 EDT (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: gllka.org // Current Temp in St. Helena Island: 67 F | 19 C // Precip: clear sky // Wind: S at 13 mph | 20 kph // Humidity: 52%
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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I don’t think America will dissolve into civil war. It will be more like Brexit or the Soviet Union collapsing, but so much stupider.
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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Then I haven’t missed it!
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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Back home. Cats are happy, more leaves are on the ground, smells like fall. This house really feels like home now. Man, sometimes I really love Michigan.
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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This was such a wonderful, beautifully written book. Can’t recommend it enough.
Black Woods Blue Sky by Eowyn Ivey
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Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈 @maxdubler.com · 10/10/2026
Elite impunity is perhaps the single greatest problem in American politics going back to Gerald Ford’s Watergate pardons. These people keep getting away with it. This needs to stop.
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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I still have a BLT checked out from there
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Rob Cruickshank @robcruickshank.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Turns out these guys are real
A fish like a child would draw, no fins, just a tail an eye and a little smile
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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
mosquitos so horny to kiss me w their little mosquito lips is what keeps me going
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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Some Nut September never caught on
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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Slot machines in the Vegas airport are so bleak
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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I am ready to get back to Michigan and sweater weather and stews
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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I resent crinkle cut fries, I am an adult
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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I really wish people who post good wouldn’t force me to unfollow them by also posting annoying
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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Lord help me I have to hang out in a bar tonight, say a prayer to the god of clubbed soda for me
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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wow, the novella “A Short Stay in Hell” is gonna stick with me for a long, long time.
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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Announcement at the airport right now for someone to come to security and pick up a “Very Important Item.” That’s a sex toy, right?
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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He has such contempt for his supporters it’s so funny.
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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My favorite naval battle is Waterloo
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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They’re called abs, maybe you’ve surd of them
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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No, other OTHER Mommy!
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c o k e f r a n c i s @queencokefrancis.com · 08/10/2026
youth is thinking the Dead Kennedys were right about everything, maturing is realizing the Dead Kennedys were right about everything
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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Old guy next to me at the airport is blasting Whitesnake on his headphones so loud that I can hear every word of Still of the Night
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ceej @ceej.online · 08/10/2026
waymos are driven by the ghosts of people who died in debt
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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Airlines are such a perfect example of how America works. Remove all the regulations, massively increase corporate profits, still give them a bailout every few years while allowing them to be monopolies and make everything about it worse for everyone else.
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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I love getting like 6 new boarding times for a flight in 2 hours. Great system what a country.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 08/10/2026
LOGGING ON
cartoon panel of a skeleton farmer tending a field of enormous pumpkins while singing 

happy boy, happy boy
I'm a very happy boy
look at all my beautiful pumpkins
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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s very humbling when you get scratched by a house cat and get reminded how much they could Fuck up your shit
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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
First country to do a reverse secession
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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man, remember how fucking FUN leaves were?
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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
First evening of vacation, I just did a professional amount of weed
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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
To stave off early Christmas, we need a more robust Thanksgiving mythology. And I don’t mean Pilgrims and Indians bullshit. I’m talking about, like, a gravy witch.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said
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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
😏
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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When I was a little boy my dad would wake me up for school by singing, “Good morning to you, you belong in a zoo, you look like a monkey and you smell like one too.” It’s so important for children to realize that they are owned from the moment they start the day.
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🐈‍⬛🎃🔪 Adam Jay 🍁💀👻 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think I love learned helplessness, I’m not sure, can you show me?
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