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@humanbean.net
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I'm laughing with you. I write. I live in a fifth wheel traveling the dystopian US. Ask me anything about RV life except where i am. I like painting and trees and writing and dogs and photography and human rights She/her.

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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ postes @rem.bsjky.team · 1h
its like if credit cards came in envelopes that said THIS IS A CREDIT CARD on them
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human bean @humanbean.net · 1h
this is a view of the inside of my head
a cartoon by B Kliban. A monkey, possibly a chimp, is sitting on a stool, knees drawn up and held by his hands. He looks scared. A man in a white coat who looks like a doctor or scientist is holding a stopwatch and saying, "THINK, DAMN YOU, THINK!" On the floor is one of those children's puzzles where the star piece goes in the star shaped hole. But all the blocks are scattered around.
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⧖ big rock big river ⧖ (they/them) @bigrockbigriver.bsky.social · 6h
If you know an academia lawyer, please DM me, I need help or my doctorate is over until I find a new university.
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Big Immigrant Naturals. @shinery.bsky.social · 4h
The ironic and hilarious thing about this is that Aaron is *chronically* bothered. The guy suspended me for saying "keep posting through it".
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 17h
I wouldn't mind a second and longer and more thorough MeToo tbqh
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ postes @rem.bsjky.team · 13h
thats 8 words and i dont see how that would help
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human bean @humanbean.net · 22h
i would like to volunteer my services
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human bean @humanbean.net · 22h
bought tickets to see Carsie Blanton and I am so excited I keep going "eeeeeeeeeee" or maybe my keeeeeyboard is brokeeen
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Bloody Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ 125/450 💜❤️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social · 23h
I was passed out most of the dsy from migraine 💜
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human bean @humanbean.net · 29/09/2026
i know they are invasive but they are also very pretty
a european starling perched on a metal pole, with a blue sky in the background. It has speckles of white on black feathers and some iridescence is visible where the sun hits it
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the official bag of people who don't care which team wins they just want everyone to go out there and have fun
large rubber bag that says "GO SPORTS"
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human bean @humanbean.net · 29/09/2026
why is anyone talking about jack smith at all this chip clip on our counter is more useful in serving the people
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Rita, antifascist🏴 @oldsquida.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“I crossed the sea for the first time on a rubber boat, but it capsized. There were 67 of us on board and almost 20 of us died. Some of them were my friends…This was my fourth attempt…
blogs.law.ox.ac.uk
Violence in the Central Mediterranean: EU-backed impunity
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human bean @humanbean.net · 29/09/2026
two things are sacred - there are no rules for grief - any time can be nap time
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kenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seattle
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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human bean @humanbean.net · 29/09/2026
i see what you did there
A Dutch Star RV made by NEWMAR, from the back, in an RV park somewhere. The license plate says: V GOGH
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"I’m not here to make friends" -guy with no friends
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 29/09/2026
clicking on a muted reply
DEAD DOVE do not eat meme 
Jason Bateman opens the bag and goes 
I don't know what I expected
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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A few people have made the reasonable suggestion that we are living through the backlash to MeToo -- and yes, I do agree with that, at the same time as the backlash to BLM and the advances in gay rights. It's backlash all the way down.
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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
also thinking a lot about how #MeToo apparently went too far, when it’s quite obvious now that it didn’t go far enough. it didn’t really go anywhere. there were no lasting consequences of that cultural moment beyond people making jokes about it.
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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Having real #MeToo flashbacks today, what with various news stories going around, and thinking a lot about how women were encouraged to rip themselves open and show off our trauma, in all its Technicolor glory, so that men might begin to believe us
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*mid-eulogy, looking down at casket* you’ve read your last free article
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Lindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This man is a monster. He seeks out women survivors because he hates them. And he hates them because he hates himself. He has harassed me and other women survivors many times over the years. It must end. He should never have a job anywhere.
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ postes @rem.bsjky.team · 29/09/2026
im allowed to complain about losing words and will continue to do so
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human bean @humanbean.net · 29/09/2026
buy our deodorant so you can be secure
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Raise Your Hand if You're Sure (1984)
YouTube video by CDCB2
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Bloody Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ 125/450 💜❤️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I need help again ❤️ My rent is due today 9/28 for 450. All of my plans fell through and I'm feeling nauseous from migraines. Anything helps. I got a bit of extra time from the manager at the motel Thank you ❤️❤️❤️ www.paypal.me/marlahsmith Venmo: @Marla-Smith-79 cash.app/$marlahsmith
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They have a scanner at the entrance to CVS that erases one item you came here for from your brain instantly. No one will report on this.
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human bean @humanbean.net · 28/09/2026
Tempest had an itchy neck last night so i scratched it once we got her to stop scratching it on the edge of the stall
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Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You have been blessed by the friend onion :).
A clear container with fried onions in it the sign says "friend onion".
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human bean @humanbean.net · 28/09/2026
some friends scored one of these for almost nothing and we got to go see his beaver recently
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you have experience FOIAing cities for airport cameras, I need help please.
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Kait Richardson 🥔 @thryse.com · 28/09/2026
Many ostensible Democrats seem to be deliberately sabotaging their own party to help the right, but this isn’t a new phenomenon. It’s just that now the right-wing saboteurs control the party and there’s nobody left in charge that wants to win.
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Kait Richardson 🥔 @thryse.com · 28/09/2026
If you like my posts, would you consider helping with a donation or repost? I’m $20 short to afford a room tomorrow, it’s about $65/night. I don’t have any other income right now. 💸💕💕💸 #transcrowdfund #homeless #disability #mutualaid #crowdfunding #gofundme
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Helie @helie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Omg this episode is one of my faves for how bonkers it gets. I couldn't handle this last scene and had to record it (poorly) on my phone 😭
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Le Monde in English @english.lemonde.fr · 25/09/2026
Amnesty International calls for ICE to be abolished
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Amnesty International calls for ICE to be abolished
In a report titled 'We Had Whistles, They Had Guns,' the NGO documents widespread human rights violations committed by ICE in the United States.
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 25/09/2026
this is just to say i have eaten the moon that was in my orbit and which you were probably wanting to observe forgive me it was delicious so crunchy and so cold
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brick @bigblocks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
everyone on earth inside and outside of the united states of america: I am so, so tired of the united states of america
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/09/2026
i hate when a video game character lurches, stumbles and falls over for dramatic effect. i pressed the run button while operating under the implicit assumption it would make my little guy run. you have knowingly broken a sacred compact
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Elana Levin @levin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m genuinely shocked at the people on here who think long covid isn’t real. Seriously? Your actuaries, departments of health even the freaking department of defense know it’s real. Apparently people used to think MS wasn’t real. There’s a long history of telling sick people they’re crazy.
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human bean @humanbean.net · 27/09/2026
My husband just gave me the weather report. It’s going to rain for two days and then it’s going up to 81° and it will be humid as fuckballs. 
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Kait Richardson 🥔 @thryse.com · 27/09/2026
If you believe you have to annihilate a small, persecuted minority hated by fascists in order to “restore order”, you’re plainly a fascist yourself, no matter whether you call yourself a Democrat.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I find it fascinating that so many estranged parents view the estrangement as an incident, not as a process. So it's forums full of Boomers going "She stopped talking to me because I said her haircut was bad! She's so UNREASONABLE!", when, in reality, they've been shitting on their kid for decades.
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
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Pedinska @pedinska.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Does your pretentiousness last for more than four hours?”
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026
that’s why we’re on Bluesky - the Website for Moderately Pretentious People!
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human bean @humanbean.net · 27/09/2026
just finished this and I loved it much more than I thought I would
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Fallow
Slyly funny and disarmingly tender, Fallow is the story…
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026
if Eliezer Yudkowsky was born into a somewhat poorer family and missed a couple lucky breaks, he’d have ended up as an archetypal specimen of your friend’s older cousin who keeps boa constrictors and makes you listen to him talk about quantum physics in his parent’s basement in exchange for weed
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026
like I suspect many of you on This Website, I think a core reason why I find Eliezer Yudkowsky and his rationalist and effective altruist satellites so intensely annoying is because I had a VERY similar “being a super weird, pretentious, hyper-literate kid” experience - I just, you know, grew up.
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ime this is 10000% true
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