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Boss: What do you think? Me: I think we need to get out in front of this. If we're not on top of it, it will roll over us and we'll never get out from under it. Can everybody get behind that? Boss: You're not allowed to talk in meetings anymore.

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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 14h

Heavy is the make up that wears the clown

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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

If you need a pickmeup, Ukraine struck and destroyed a Russian data center last night, reducing Russian bot traffic by 50%, dropping online pro-AfD discussion to zero, cratering MAGA traffic, and making Elon big mad. Just in time for the mid-terms. Slava fucking Ukraini.

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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Not only should brooks and others shut up. But Ossoff is the best example in the country of a Democrat playing dominance politics and using it to control the whole terms of his race.

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Currently at the bathroom at NYCC having the worst shit of my life and someone outside of my stall says "Erica Henderson is here" and it takes me a few seconds to realize they mean the con and not the toilet

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

“babe you’re in for a wild ride,” i say as we undress each other, remembering all the googly eyes i pasted to my ass cheeks

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 10/10/2026

they should've made the sequel to the blair witch project about going in there with the army to kill her

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Tom [ghostly voice] Coooooooooooombe @calmtomb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

There’s an attack ad on a local candidate that begins with “Look up the word ‘phony’ in the dictionary and [he] appears.” Not “and you’ll see his picture,” but “appears,” which I think implies some sort of Candyman/Bloody Mary situation.

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Nicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 02/10/2026

dream wikipedia sections

Early schemes

Further schemes

(from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorothy_Podber)

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 15/11/2024

i take all 7 days worth of pills at once to be done for the week

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Smart. By saying we will consider everything and consider nothing you cover the full spectrum of public opinion, thereby winning the most votes

But while there is fertile ground for a third impeachment, it is unclear whether Democrats are willing to make one happen. When asked, Hakeem Jeffries, the House minority leader, has been noncommittal, saying that Democrats have neither "ruled anything in" nor "ruled anything out" with regards to a possible
impeachment.

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Trump: I could say the stupidest things and you'd clap

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

No one is coming to save you. However, someone is coming to stand in front of what you want to look at in the grocery store

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Why do I keep scrolling. What am I expecting to happen that hasn't happened already

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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train

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Dorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I've just been reading Albert Speer's Inside the Third Reich for a thing and Trump definitely resembles late-stage Hitler: surrounded by sycophants, rejecting all criticism, denying facts about the war he's losing, making mad declarations, seeing enemies everywhere. Not great

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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

a glory hole but it’s my parents on the other side saying they’re proud of me

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

sorry if I seem weird and intense now, it’s because I’m now weird and intense

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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 08/10/2026

Why can't I have the kind of mental illness that makes me want to run a lot

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Me: Personal opinion, but I prefer the non-nanite Iron Man armor. It's more immersive to have a physical suit fly down from the sky instead of metal goop just magically appearing on him Fellow WW3 Survivor Huddled Around Campfire: Are you going to eat that rat

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sometimes my wife catches me in the kitchen whispering a version of the argument we just had but with me winning.

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 28/11/2025

[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

and there's jon, first-year coach of the saints. he's lobbying the refs, let's see if we can lip-read what he's saying ... it ... it looks like "they practiced that." it seems he's accusing his opponent of practicing their plays beforehand. team practice is allowed by rule, but oh boy. he is furious

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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 06/10/2026

This reads like an onion headline.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

People forget that J6 was successful. Everyone who participated was let out of jail and the guy who perpetrated it is President again. There were no consequences. They have plenty of incentive to do a much bigger and worse version.

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Kellaweena @kellalena.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Social anxiety is a turn-on. Like yeah babe let’s leave

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Yes, computers do everything at our company but don't worry, there's always a human reviewer. Nothing goes out the door without one of our highly trained shruggers briefly glancing at it and clicking Approve

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 04/10/2026

when dubliners find out i'm from canada and ask what it's like living next door to a sundowning sociopath

pete campvell to bob in the elevator saying Not great, Declan!

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☠️𝔖𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰🦇 @freydalpishti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Paul Verhoeven the most vindicated guy to ever exist.

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ceej @ceej.online · 03/10/2024

Zombie fiction is, at its core, about the fear of seeing your own body age and decay. Ghost stories are about the impossibility of grappling with the past. Vampires are about what if you got so horny you died

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Oh you've never been in a drug deal gone bad, how cute

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 01/10/2023

Happy spooky season to all who skelebrate

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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I don’t usually get personal on here but I wanted to let everyone know I’m in kind of a weird place right now. It’s the autopsy room in the basement of the clown college.

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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Still kind of inconceivable how many people died or will die because of the death of USAID. And the world’s richest man did it almost as a joke

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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I found out lighthouses are automated now. We're really running out of places to be weird hermits

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"Planes are different today. You used to have a little steering wheel or whatever. Today, they fly differently." Admit it, Republicans. When you see a quote that fucking stupid, you know who said it.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We were all worried about the singularity, nobody expected the doublarity

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

If red meat has so much iron in it why don’t cows rust? And another thing

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

before you fall in love with me you should know that i’m not very good at cooking. or cleaning. or sex.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Taurus: You remember that scene from Alien where the guy thinks he is not feeling well, but then a creature bursts out of his chest and kills everyone? That's the best way I can describe what is happening inside of you right now, only emotionally.

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