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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 12s
I hope this becomes a thing because I would love a future where some people know Mike Tomlin as the HOF football coach and some know him as the World's Best Minecraft Streamer
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 36m
MAD TV’S 100 BEST TV SHOWS OF THE 21st CENTURY 1. Butter Ball Saul 2. Hicks 3. Widow’s Bae 4. Mad Men’s Wearhouse 5. Succotashion 6. Kevin Hart Can Fuck Himself 7. The Wirewolf 8. Slow Lorises 9. Twin Peaky Blinders 10. Reacheround
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 26m
The Piss Drinkers
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27m
Someone went out of their way to send a middle finger emoji to his inbox at The Stranger lmao
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 44m
Krysten Sinema: I have to get on a conference call with Alex Karp Woke Bodyguard: <screaming while pouring a can of Coke into her tumbler of Pappy Van Winkle>
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 1h
I need Mad Men's Wearhouse to be real.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 1h
Tl;Dr don't look at your phone when you're on a date if you want to have a second date and people are just busy sometimes
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 1h
More Radioactive Than Trump is a guy I didn't think could exist but they made him in Texas Everything is bigger in Texas.
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 1h
I fully expect Cornyn to cut a Talarico ad (or at least an anti-Paxton ad) next.
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Republican former state lawmaker vows he’ll ‘never’ support Paxton in new ad as Texas Senate race heats up | CNN Politics
As Republicans ramp up spending for Texas Senate candidate Ken Paxton, a top group supporting his Democratic opponent, James Talarico, is pushing back with a new surrogate: a Republican former state l...
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 1h
Brooding Disco Funk is BACK ON THE MENU this is dripping with Nasty Girl Vanity 6 energy
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Tinashe - Nobody Wanna Dance Anymore [Official Audio]
YouTube video by Tinashe
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 1h
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 1h
Popstar is THE SHIT. It's in constant rotation I haven't listened to anything else in the car for 3 days
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 1h
I love My man Bo but he is so fucking out of school for this. The only way you make this argument is if you don't know HOW MUCH HE HAS WRITTEN. Like 80% of all R&B tracks was written by Babyface
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 1h
You can tell this is the Republican AI because even during an existential collapse it brings up Voter ID
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 17h
it is very easy to lose a patient, your honor
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Michigan nurse charged with helping ICE detainee escape
A Michigan nurse was charged with intentionally helping a Mexican ICE detainee escape from a hospital after a CT scan.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 1h
Every time a left-handed person sees an actor on TV or in a movie writing with their left hand
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Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 2h
Well, @nithyaforthecity.bsky.social called it a genocide (she's right, of course) and this means Bass must be seeing some terrible numbers in her South LA strongholds if she's worried about which voters might get offended by her saying genocide.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 2h
Wrote about how Trump’s tantrums over the Supreme Court reveal the not so hidden subtext of what Republicans expect from the justices. Also a mention of how Supreme Court politics resemble the Calciopoli scandal. (gift link) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
As is nearly always the case with the president’s accusations, this was an illuminating projection. Trump fears that public pressure on the Supreme Court can sway the justices and how they rule. So when they don’t side with him, he assumes that’s what happened, and he trashes the Court in the hope that it will side with him the next time. He views criticism of the Supreme Court much as he views laws in general: When Trump or one of his allies wants to do something, such as use taxpayer dollars for cultish campaign ads, it’s legal. When his opponents want to do something, it’s illegal
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 2h
google should be forced, by law, to fully fund wikipedia for a thousand years
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 2h
INCREDIBLE
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 2h
Things I wish my Mayor could say: I sat down with Nas
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Literally heard this same story almost word for word from a friend of ours a few weeks back. And then saw it in action for myself last weekend. Lots of us made jokes about this ad in the 80s but hearing my buddy (his dad) say "I shouldn't have told him how much I loved my chatbot" brought this back
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I Learned It By Watching You
ALT: I Learned It By Watching You
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I learned it by watching you alright
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 2h
ITS HAPPENING
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 2h
Can't pick. They're even in my mind. Brain On Drugs had more legs for parody (there was a famous "this is your brain on drugs with toast and a side of bacon" poster in every college dorm) but both 'learned it from watching you' and 'brain on drugs' ran equally on TV.
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 2h
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Andy Bernard: I went to Cornell
Alt: Andy Bernard: I went to Cornell
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 2h
The first movie is called the Facebook movie and the second one is Facebook movie 2 and even though I'm sure they both have actual titles, this is what we all agreed to call them
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 2h
Incredibly good stuff here: defector.com/resident-evi...
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Accept The Expanding Ball Of Infected Corpses You Cannot Change | Defector
“Here are the main things you need to know about the Resident Evil games,” I explained to my friend Liz over the nonsense of the Digger trailer. “There’s a big outbreak of some kind of mutagenic virus...
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 4h
I wrote about iced coffee
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How “Can You Bring Iced Coffee to a Job Interview?” Became Society’s Ultimate Litmus Test
America is divided. Generations are at war. Where do you stand on the most urgent debate of the past week?
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 2h
Aaron "I write the same script over and over again every 5 years" Sorkin is trying to get people to see his movie by negging David Ellison lol
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Erin Vanderhoof @vanderhoofy.bsky.social · 2h
idk why people are challenging you on this??? yes, some frats were born in the north but the "frat" as brotherly larping is 100 percent southern
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 2h
Couldn't disagree with this more. High school was fine, but never once did I think about my place in the world and I am totally unrecognizable as a person from my 18-year-old self. That kid is gone, long gone. Thank God.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 3h
AI is for people who consider the Muzak version of Blurred Lines they hear in the waiting room at the dentist a bop. This guy could not have illustrated AI stans any better. Incurious idiots who can't handle normal life and have no taste or soul.
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 6h
Every time a discourse kicks off over whether AI music, literature or art will be "as good as" the real thing, I'm always amazed more people don't cite that **there already are** creative pursuits where human-free spectacles have been available for decades, and nobody has ever wanted to watch them.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 3h
Uh the article says "other pilots" landed the plane and only mentions the pilot and co pilot who were the two people involved in the altercation. Are there secretly like 5 pilots on a plane? Or is this whole thing made up?
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 3h
Yeah and the people in charge are not
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 3h
Using that low angle shot with the bat in frame is not helping
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 3h
Oh Nick you do not want to be asking that question lmao
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 3h
Absolutely embarrassing stuff
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Bobby Silverman @robertsilverman.bsky.social · 3h
If you’d like to learn more about Michael Tracey and his ignominious career as a professional rapist defender, check out this episode Posting Through It with @michaelehayden.bsky.social and @jaredlholt.bsky.social (note: Silkwood shower not included)
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110: Who the Hell is Michael Tracey? feat. Bobby Silverman
Posting Through It · Episode
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 3h
Michael Tracy is going to die alone and it'll be so funny when no one claims his body and they have to throw it in the garbage like a piece of roadkill
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 16h
Know their names: Scott Kretzschmar, Scott Norris, Diego Sarabia, Gillio Lopes, Winston Lee, Johnathan Newell and Matthew Ingalls #Cornell7 But also, everyone in the group chat, the administrators, university, and DA. SHAME.
Cornell 7Disgusting chat
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 16h
When you have no concept of how people engage with music
nicksaraev ~
@nicksaraev
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I am not joking when I say this.
Spotify, Apple Music, and streaming in general is over.
Al music is now very, very good. You just don't know yet because all Al music circulating today is from ~2-3 generations ago.
Suno v6 pro et al has solved infinite personalized music.
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 7h
i genuinely forgot how bad this was
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Nobody Believed Neil deGrasse Tyson's First Accuser. Now There Are Three More.
No one believed Tchiya Amet when she said Tyson had raped her in the 1980s. Now, three other women tell BuzzFeed News that he harassed them, including one who’s sharing her story publicly for the firs...
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 4h
He's a Reverse Weeble
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?

Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.

You’re right, that does sound grim.

Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 4h
I know nothing about any of this but Blacksky is dunking all over this piece so I'm gonna say it's a big miss lol
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bastylefilegirl @bastylefilegirl.bsky.social · 5h
It is not. TYSM
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