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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 29m
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Jd Vance Nods
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 52m
"So we're calling it Dodo-toed, it's a very special, tremendous thing really, that frankly no other president could do."
Trump's feet splayed at an indescribable position.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 55m
That would add a layer of delight to the whole incident.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 59m
Ever have an old post pop up in your timeline and you think, "Yes, this" and then realize it's one of yours? Better than thinking, "Who is this idiot now?" I guess.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 4h
Always depressing to see all of those reporters with the job of amplifying sheer madness.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 5h
Sundown ballot campaigning.
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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 5h
I also think about Elon saying Biden's DOJ wouldn't prosecute Sam Bankman-Fried because he was a Dem donor... followed by Biden's DOJ nailing SBF, who now posts about how awesome Trump is so he can get a pardon.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 5h
Ken Paxton is the Blake Masters of Herschel Walkers.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 6h
I think he's overestimating how many people were even aware of Trump's convention, but I love the vibe here.
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Ken Paxton, G.O.P. Nominee in Texas, Privately Said Trump’s Convention Hurt Him (Gift Article)
Ken Paxton, one of the party’s top Senate candidates and a Trump loyalist, said that “everybody’s numbers dropped” after the event, according to audio obtained by The Times.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 15h
Went to see Jon Meacham speak tonight and he gave a funny and apt talk. Then we got to the Q & A and I clenched, like I always do. But the questions were actually thoughtful and interesting. Then the last guy went to the mic and claimed Trump was protecting the constitution and Democrats are evil.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 16h
That’s the new name now.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 18h
this really is impeachable for any president, but really grotesque coming from a regime that cut life-saving development aid because they said it was not efficient
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 20h
Making Zuck look normal is quite the feat.
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web_rant @webrant.bsky.social · 20h
Oh, look where Sundar Pichai was today. bsky.app/profile/scho...
Sundar can't be happy about SI though as the AI right there in his name made him a billionaire
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 21h
Tommy Tuberville with pregnant man emoji card.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 21h
Sure Google, that's the take away here.
Google headline: Senator Eric Schmitt accuses Jack Smith of
perjury during hearing
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 21h
Home state paper delivers.
stltoday.com
Eric Schmitt shoots, misses while questioning ex-special counsel about basketball game
U.S. Sen. Eric Schmitt's attempt to catch a former special prosecutor of Donald Trump in a lie backfired.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 22h
Clearly they have not seen the super intelligence.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 22h
"Hunter Biden was on a board in Ukraine" was enough to whatabout away Trump family corruption And "Twitter made exceptions for Trump but got a request from a Dem they rejected" was enough to "prove" bias *against* the right So "Smith was in Georgia, where Fanny Willis is" should've been enough too
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 22h
11 years and we’re still doing this.
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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
1:18 AM • Oct 16, 2015
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 23h
I guess no other Eric Schmitt news today, Axios?
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Sen. Eric Schmitt is drawing buzz as a possible Vance VP in 2028
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Secretive Vance-aligned donor network draws GOP power players in Dallas
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Schmitt pushes to regulate college sports "arms race"
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 23h
Journey to a world where robots dream and desire.
A.I. poster with the A replaced with an S and the word “Super!” Replacing artificial. Signed by Trump.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 23h
It all tracks.
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Ethan Harper
Ethan Harper is Chief Counsel to U.S. Senator Eric Schmitt and for the Senate Judiciary Committee's Subcommittee on the Constitution. He oversees all legal issues and advises the Senator on his Ju...
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 23h
The Presidential Mullet is looking fabulous today. Funny business up front, the Republican Party in the back.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I guess if you don’t have actual intelligence, the artificial kind would seem super.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Obama was POTUS for a big multi year repair of the Washington Monument but he didn’t insist it be renamed “The Barack Obama and The George Washington Monument.”
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
TV’s will now officially be “tremendous pictures”
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every time I see Jack Smith speak in public I remember how incredibly cautious he was about doing so during the investigation lest he appeared politically motivated or biased. And now we have the actual AG out here basically saying, “Yeah I’m team Trump, what are you bitches gonna do about it?”
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I get giddy seeing so many polls showing a Democratic advantage but then I remember the Des Moines Register 2024 final Iowa Poll and unlike MAGA try to learn from history.
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Professa Murray @kalimurray.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That is comedy-gold, right there.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Kennedy displaying a photo of Harry from Die Hard over the head of a smug Eric Schmitt.
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Joe Uchill @joeuchill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here you go.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eric Schmitt wished on a monkey's paw for more national name recognition.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pretty confident that Eric Schmitt tossed around the phrase "October surprise" in the days leading up to his face plant.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Right wing media finding out their big Jack Smith story fell apart.
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Bill O'Reilly's On-Air Outburst
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They were all given a heads up and they're just sticking with the plan. It's incredible to see play out.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Very curious how many right wing media hits Eric Schmitt had lined up today to peacock about how he destroyed Jack Smith.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 29/09/2026
if the GOP runs a vance/schmitt ticket then they should just give up the pretense and make the party’s slogan the fourteen words www.axios.com/2026/09/29/e...
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Sen. Eric Schmitt is drawing buzz as a possible Vance VP in 2028
Vance views the Missouri senator as trustworthy.
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Andre 🇨🇦 @iamcdn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
three losers who thought they had their moment to shine
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The bubble is undefeated.
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 29/09/2026
Reminder: Donald Trump and his family have grifted more than $4 billion while Americans struggle to get by.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Great post, very informative.
The defense secretary will announce the move on Wednesday during a speech to a handpicked group of lower-ranked officers
and enlisted troops repeated three times bracketing a photo of Pete Hegseth.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did they get photos of Schmitt as Klobuchar destroyed him?
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Confused White Guy Blinking
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do tell, Senator.
Cover of The Last Line of Defense, How to Beat the Left in Court. By Senator Eric Schmitt.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 29/09/2026
Trump’s new AI website believes he is the “former” president and acknowledges his criminal indictments
Screenshot of America.gov answering, “Has a president ever been criminally indicted? If so, who?” The response says former President Donald J. Trump has been criminally indicted and that no sitting president is shown in the cited sources as having been indicted. It cites Trump’s August 1, 2023 federal indictment on four counts related to conduct after the 2020 election, as well as Congressional Research Service information noting additional New York and Florida indictments.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Signed them like he was signing Denny's menus?
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T.J. Stiles @tj-stiles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So Trump personally picked a soundtrack of a choir singing “LOVE ME!”? That is the most hilarious thing I’ve ever heard.
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 29/09/2026
They are shutting this down by the end of the day.
Can the president build a giant triumphal arch in Washington
DC without congressional authorization?

No. Not on federal park or public grounds in the District of Columbia without express authority of Congress. I
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
WHERE ARE YOUR LEGS?
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