tinybaby @tiny.baby · 16hIn the Senate it's hard to tell if people are trembling because of adrenaline or just age related essential tremor 0551
tinybaby @tiny.baby · 16hOk it's been a week it's time for me to stop smoking the rasta Egyptian pharaoh weed right when I wake up. Because I ran out 1440
Reposted by tinybabyFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026if Eliezer Yudkowsky was born into a somewhat poorer family and missed a couple lucky breaks, he’d have ended up as an archetypal specimen of your friend’s older cousin who keeps boa constrictors and makes you listen to him talk about quantum physics in his parent’s basement in exchange for weed 291920161
Reposted by tinybabyRon de Beaulieu @rondebeaulieu.bsky.social · 18h🌟History trivia!🌟 Combining Minneapolis and St. Paul into one city seemed like a probable outcome in the 19th century. Back then, Minneapolis was in better shape than St. Paul, and one commentator suggested naming the combined city "Minnehaha": "Minne" for Minneapolis, and "haha" for St. Paul. 4306
tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026i must warn you: my penis could be too big. the pleasure it gives might tear society apart. our scientists just aren't sure yet 543456
tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026the wiki pages for ras ben sakka en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ras_ben... and cape angela en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cape_An... are fucked up and self-contradictory can someone fix iten.wikipedia.orgRas ben Sakka - Wikipedia 030
Reposted by tinybabyautumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026lol the post was stolen. now it's a perfect threads post. 020812
tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026i bought some new (to me) types of weed and im sad im out of the one that had a rasta egyptian pharaoh on the packaging 2430
tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026now that im unemployed i might try watching one of those feature length pornos all the way through without skipping. never done that before 9950
Reposted by tinybabyThe Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026Taylor Swift Surpasses Geppetto The Incredible Waltzing Horse As Most-Awarded VMAs Artist theonion.com/taylor-swift-surpasses… 2796068
tinybaby @tiny.baby · 28/09/2026if you see any rumors about me relinquishing or abandoning my claims to the kingdoms of greater germany and their territories and assigns, they are false 1574
Reposted by tinybabyMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026COMMISSIONER GORDON: They call him the Headler. He doesn't kill his victims, but he does give them tremendous quality of head. BATMAN: That's disgusting. COMMISSIONER GORDON: They smile so big that they have a great time. BATMAN: I'm going to break my rule of not killing, for the Headler. 865264
tinybaby @tiny.baby · 28/09/2026by the way if you changed your avatar while i was suspended just know that i am reacting to your posts in my timeline like you would to finding a wild animal in your house 3830
Reposted by tinybabyhuck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers 4161501260
tinybaby @tiny.baby · 28/09/2026i feel for that hyrox lady i also shit myself at a competition once in college but they made me stop because the international olympiad in informatics had tighter rules on that sort of thing 0371
tinybaby @tiny.baby · 28/09/2026while i was suspended i had several amusing thoughts and i just carried on with my day instead of posting htem 3530
Reposted by tinybabyqatari teenage riot @daintylad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I was wondering what happened and I searched “tinybaby” to see if anyone had posted about it and most of the recent results were English people still furious at you from a couple weeks ago and stewing about it lol 2361
tinybaby @tiny.baby · 24/09/2026much like all the swans in the UK belonged to the Queen, all the condoms belong to the King 1221
Reposted by tinybabyTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard" 2893702643
Reposted by tinybabyeke @eke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it kinda reminds me of the position that pro-life dems had circa 2008. which is to say: a position that didn't exist anymore a couple years later because every single one lost their jobs 0443
Reposted by tinybabyTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Officiant: If anyone present knows of any reason why these two should not be wed— Fan standing up in back of the church: 71 OPS+ by the way 121425203
tinybaby @tiny.baby · 23/09/2026if corporations are people that means they each have a gender and sexuality 1452
tinybaby @tiny.baby · 23/09/2026Google photos just showed me this photo and asked me to tag who it was 2160
Reposted by tinybabytweety fish @sifu.tweety.fish · 23/09/2026"activists are SUPPOSED to be annoying" was one of my great "no shit, dummy" belated revelations 240874
Reposted by tinybabyThe Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt theonion.com/mr-autumn-man-walking-… 892932427
tinybaby @tiny.baby · 23/09/2026how come ive had that ill make a man out of you song from mulan in my head the past couple days 2250
tinybaby @tiny.baby · 23/09/2026you know what would be funny is to send a "prank icbm" over to russia which looks like the real thing but when it lands instead of a nuke it's just got a bunch of old pornos inside 4695
tinybaby @tiny.baby · 23/09/2026we need to have a cap on the percentage of people who can go hiking on a given weekend in the seattle metro area to prevent conversations about the weekend from being insanely boring 2800
tinybaby @tiny.baby · 23/09/2026this guy is right i just want to say marital discord is also where their lawyers will be working out the divorce settlement 0543
