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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
cropped screenshot of r/bupropion on reddit

1 yr. ago

yall be pooping a lot or is that just me
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Collaterly @collaterly.bsky.social · 2h
people claiming that zionism is an important part of our faith are indistinguishable from WBC fanatics. To some christians, stoning gay people to death is an important part of their faith. I don’t care. We are alive and we are responsible for what we believe. Zionism is wrong.
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 4h
Stellantis-made Euro passenger car son or lifetime warranty steel pepper mill daughter
Peugeot pepper mill
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 3h
Just unlocked new archetype: “Kentucky Bourbon Castle Pervert”
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 3h
STEVE ROGERS: tony, we have to reverse the thanos homosnap TONY STARK: im actually incredibly happy in my new marriage thanks
screenshot from reddit

"Why didn't Thanos use eugenics?"

"Why did he not just make half the population unable to reproduce, or half the population gay, or half the population to another universe etc.? I Also find the idea of killing half the world out of a concern for resources plainly stupid, in a short time the population would rise back up again? Could someone explain his rationale?"
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 6h
all this is both foolish and unnecessary
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 5h
Pee goes directly into toilet without needing to get up.

Luck increased by 20%

INVISIBLE TO WOMEN

Own the house from Beetlejuice

Unlimited Arrows
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That Old Broadbean @thatoldbear.bsky.social · 12h
a black cat stares down a large inflatable halloween black cat lawn decoration. in the second image, the inflatable is deflated and the black cat sits astride its goofy looking floppy head
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 7h
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
nothing is true, everything is permitted
screenshot from Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced of Edward Kenway watching an assassin piss into a bucket on the side of the road, in broad daylight, where everyone can see. including Edward. he's watching that bucket fill all the way up
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 13h
looking up the wikipedia of the highest trading stocks and throwing up if i find out they make products
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
screenshot of me using photogimp to poorly paste a photo of a harley davidson motorcycle in the air above mt fuji
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 17h
This is legitimately the greatest martial arts movie ever made. It’s not my favorite. I have my favorite. It’s Fist of Legend. But Drunken Master 2 is a perfect film in its own right that also has the greatest stunt work you’ve ever seen in it.
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 13h
how to get maximum use out of your toilet rocks
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 07/10/2024
Like this post to be assigned a creature 🧌
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 14h
Super Mario Land 2: Six Golden Coins... in My Ass!
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☆「YASE」IdolismJ ☆ @idolismj.yase.world · 17h
Dying while reading the notes from my town's public meeting about Flock cameras "20 people spoke in opposition, 1 spoke in support. But he did admit he was a detective and it's unsure if he actually lives in [town]
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 23h
occasionally a student asks how some canonical book can possibly apply to their own life and moving forward i’ll refer them to the moment in Ulysses where bloom wants to leave a restaurant without eating there so he pretends to look around and realize he’s in the wrong place instead of just leaving
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 21h
JOKER 3: Oh my god, the Sotoan fleet has deployed Orbital Submarines! JOKER 2: Orbital Submarines? That doesn't make ANY fucking sense! JOKER 3: SHUT. THE FUCK. UP.
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 22h
taking huge gulps out of a big radioactive jug that says "eugenics" and looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 23h
Anyway here is local celebrity Derby, a dachshund. She has a generally positive outlook on life and enjoys her walks, though her legs are very short
A chubby dachshund with a red leash standing on the sidewalk, looking you expectantly at youDerby again. Her length and girth are, somehow, even more glorious here
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the angrier i get the more i inflate Aloy's face. when it pops...
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"This branch represents the Gamma Worldline. Your worldline. The point at which Dippin Dots were invented, making change irreversible."
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kylie b @roguesquirrel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
we literally root for charlie brown every step of the way, he is the main character the show has told us to love. he is who we want to see win. and then when lucy pulls the football away, the show is telling us it does not respect our time as a viewer.
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
liquid candy that you drink out of a little paint can
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Mike Hixenbaugh @mikehixenbaugh.com · 02/10/2026
Scoop: At a secret meeting this summer, an aide to Stephen Miller laid out Trump administration's plan to make it easier for states to round up and institutionalize mentally ill homeless people — by pushing a drastic policy change that would weaken the rights of millions of disabled Americans.
nbcnews.com
How Trump’s homelessness crackdown became a sweeping retreat from disability rights
After issuing a memo making it easier to institutionalize homeless people, the Justice Department began abandoning cases protecting disabled people’s right to live in the community.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#246 sun sphere in arcadia
Kv3-246, 1/1 2026
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We Need to Talk About We Need to Talk About Kevin
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sid @sidvicious.ca · 02/10/2026
i bring you love
a drawing of mr Burns as the alien in the Simpsons episode but in sids style
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
GUY INSIDE BREACHING WHALES MOUTH: HEEEEEELLLP! ME: lmao
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ACE COMBAT: it's him! [player gets buzzed by SU-47 with truck nuts] HOSS: [over radio] well, well, well
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 29/12/2023
Jack Reacher REFUSES to comprehend the contours of domestic life!!!!!
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 01/10/2026
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
second date
screenshot from GTA Vice City (2002) of the mission Cop Land where you fail and have to start over if Lance Vance ever dies, which he can accomplish extremely easily
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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 30/09/2026
the basic sequence here is: - eliezer yudkowsky begins to concieve of himself as a great man of history who will save humanity from ai doomsday - being a huge dork, he patterns his view of himself after shirou emiya and of ai after the holy grail - he blogs about it - people read it
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
kicking over a statue of milton s hershey upon hearing that willy wonkas severed head is too disfigured by fire to be useful as a trophy
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ape hole cider
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🎵i keep forgettin that im a dad all the time i keep forgettin that i got 3 brand new sons again🎶
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
same
screenshot from Final Fantasy 9 (2000) an enemy type "Epitaph" is defeated by having the item "soft" used on it, which kills it instantly. you dont get any xp though but fighting them normally is annoying

POPUP: Became too soft to live.
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i see it everywhere now...
NVIDIA Q2 FY27 Income Statement flowchart that looks like another chart that breaks out into how many people Came in a Fluffer
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Aidan Moher @aidanmoher.com · 01/10/2026
📺 Final Fantasy IX // PlayStation // PVM-1354Q via RGB
A photograph of Final Fantasy IX on a CRT. The Dragoon Freya begins casting Reis’s Wind.
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the cats sit with their paws tucked they are watching you do things they are watching you do things
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liz @bookjanitor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
happy halloween decorating day to those who celebrate with high rez public domain art
ahomeisannounced.com
Halloween: A Public Domain Print Shop Special Collection - A Home Is Announced
Free vintage Halloween art you can print at home! Dark portraits, eerie still lifes, spirit photos & more—all free to download.
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lincoln carpenter @lincolnhello.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've undertaken a momentous task today at PC Gamer, where I'm chronicling my search for the Least Probable Goku on Nexus Mods using a patented Saiyan Singularity Judgment (SSJ) scoring system. I do this not for me, but for all of us. www.pcgamer.com/games/live/n...
pcgamer.com
LIVE: I'm hunting for the least probable Goku on Nexus Mods and no god or government can stop me
My bosses might! But they haven't yet.
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i am experiencing
cat sitting under a ray of light. enjoying the light
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
new dune popcorn bucket just dropped and it's g spot friendly
i dont know how to describe this except its a dune poster and it is a phallic thing that looks like a vibrator
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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
tweet by brendle @brendlewhat:
Your resume states "Despite every precious second of life being a wondrous mystery, Ill spend it in an office, caring about Work." Hired.
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCzw...
youtube.com
Horse kicks tree, farts on dogs then runs away.
YouTube video by Yukon
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I showed you my coronal hole please respond
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