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C. Robert Cargill

@crobertcargill.bsky.social
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Lvl 51 Writer of Wrongs. SINISTER 1 & 2. DOCTOR STRANGE. THE BLACK PHONE 1 & 2. THE GORGE. V/H/S/85. SEA OF RUST. DAY ZERO. WE ARE WHERE THE NIGHTMARES GO. Six books, seven movies. Podcaster with JUNKFOOD CINEMA. Frogman. Tio do Churrasco. Misfit toy.

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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 6h
They come in three styles: Retiree, Millennial who thinks they're still cool, and Guy who will not shut up about his High School football glory days.
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Jen Johans @filmintuition.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just 8 hours left for the Veronica Mars Book Project Kickstarter campaign. Backers requested I leave it open for late pledges but there will be a tiny price raise starting tomorrow, so please consider backing us tonight! www.kickstarter.com/projects/wat...
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The Veronica Mars Book Project
Taking you behind-the-scenes of Veronica Mars. Funded in 24 hrs. Our next stretch goal is $10K for more art, merch, & reward tiers.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ah, it's that magical time of year when the leaves start to change, a chill takes to the air, and late night hosts switch from making jokes about the Mets to making jokes about the Jets.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you are the sort of dude who has misgivings about these discussions surrounding sexual assault or feels the need to say “not all men”, I implore you to develop some platonic female relationships. You’ll find out REAL QUICK how carefully curated a bubble you’re in and how often this shit happens.
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Paul Gandersman @paulgandersman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The new project these guys cooked up is INCREDIBLE. Hooked me instantly and is genuinely terrifying. I cannot wait for this to be unleashed on the world. It’s truly one of a kind. (And quite possibly my favorite thing they’ve written.) 👀
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In prison, the only thing lower than a rapist is a pedophile. In the Republican Party, the only thing lower than a rapist or a pedophile is…everyone else. 2026 fucking sucks, man.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That feel when you google someone everyone is mad at only to read the posts that made everyone mad.
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Chris Farley's Reaction
ALT: Chris Farley's Reaction
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Workmen are in and out of the new house today, so I’ve set up a temporary home office. Not a bad view.
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Phil Nobile Jr. @philnobilejr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have experienced a bit of this new project and it is Good.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Be sure to check out the latest issue of Fangoria and be first to hear about our latest, crazy project - the one I’ve been hinting at being unlike anything anyone has quite done before. Me + Scott + Ethan. News dropping soon for everyone else!
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If there’s any good news to be gleaned from the past week, it’s that between Iced Coffee at interviews, Choosin’ Texas, Cornell, and Hawkeyes-gate, you-know-who seems to have completely lost his ability to maintain himself as the main character. Even his base doesn’t fucking care anymore. Mojo gone.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Revenge of the Nerds (1984)
SPOILER tagline for Revenge of the Nerds (1984), more true now than even then: "Sometimes Nerds are Rapists"
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man, the new Firefox update sure fucked up a lot of things. I hate when the techbros are like "New interface! Fuck your search choices! How about some Ai for good measure!" Do better, Mozilla.
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Phil Nobile Jr. @philnobilejr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Check out the Fango Fall Class of 2026 🫡❤️ www.fangoria.com/godzilla-min...
FANGORIA
FALL 2026
VOLUME 2 | ISSUE 33:
Publishers
Tara Ansley & Abhi Goel
Editor-In-Chief
Phil Nobile Jr.
Creative Director
Jason Kauzlarich
Senior Editor
Meredith Borders
Contributors
Sean Abley
Cullen Bunn
C. Robert Cargill
Brian W. Collins
Barbara Crampton
Scott Derrickson
Ahlissa Eichhorn
Amelia Emberwing
Anthony Everitt
Isaac Feldberg
Shane Tea French
Todd Gilchrist
Michael Gingold
Greg Greene
Ethan Hawke
Britt Hayes
Amy Kuperinsky
Richard Newby
Brandon Streussnig
Tony Timpone
Josh Turi
Michael Varrati
Jessica ZerbyA magazine cover showing Godzilla
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To this day I can’t believe they got away with naming a principle “Mr. Bell Ding” on a show named Saved by the Bell. RIP Dennis Haskins.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Actor Dennis Haskins, best known as Principal Richard Belding on “Saved by the Bell,” has died at 75
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Chattanooga native Dennis Haskins, 'Saved by the Bell' principal, dies at 75
Chattanooga native and actor Dennis Haskins, best known as Principal Richard Belding on “Saved by the Bell,” has died at age 75, according to his friend and car
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 27/08/2024
Meme of girls going back in time they say "im your Granddaughter" response "really" and then me with time machine I'm a wizard  and I state "hello , Art Bell, I am a time traveler. " Art Bell says "Yes caller you are on the air" Coast to coast  radio show meme
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ken Paxton is correct. He only RECOMMENDED that the man only serve one day. The judge thought that was crazy and gave him sixty, against Paxton's wishes. ONLY sixty. Keep weaving that rope to hang yourself with, Ken.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BTW, if you'd love to hear some country that absolutely rips, Bryan Andrews is the Outlaw Country artist for the Bluesky crowd. I've had this on my driving playlist all summer. www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTZa...
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Bryan Andrews - Yeehaw
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That Choosin' Texas nonsense is 100% cope. Conservatives need a win and would like to believe Conservative coded media is dominating, rather than the sad truth that the Billboard charts haven't functioned properly for years, and is no real barometer of what most people are really listening to.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I was at a convention with Barry once, and we hung out most of the weekend. He was hosting a screening of Rocky Horror Picture Show after signing hours when there was a sound issue during “Damnit, Janet.” Barry ran over and grabbed me saying “Cargill, you know the words! Come on!”
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Timeline cleanse
A close up of my dog, Nyx, smiling at me.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jess & I got lost in our backyard today & I immediately went out and bought a Voorhees level of implements of destruction to clear the overgrown paths in the woods. Hatchets, axes, machetes, clippers, gloves, a saw. Also a meat cleaver for the grill station. Ready for the forest or a slasher movie.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pizza on the floor with paper plates, as is tradition. Only way to properly christen a new house!
A pepperoni, basil, and jalapeño pizza from Pinthouse Pizza. Paper plates, and Jessica sitting cross legged with a slice.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So that huge personal news has finally manifested. Jess and I found our dream house, five minutes from where we live now, on 5 wooded acres inside of Austin, with hiking trails, and a third story office with Hill Country views. And we closed this morning! Here’s a peek at my new office and view!
Jess and I in a selfie in front of a three story brick home and surrounding treesSame as before, only I’m kissing Jess.A large third story office with a spiral staircase leading down. Three windows peer out into a wooded valley.A closer photo of the office view. Lots of trees and a few distant nice houses.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jeeeeeessssuuuusssss Chriiiiiiiiiiisssssssst But accurate.
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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s time, it’s FINALLY time!!! Brian & @crobertcargill.bsky.social punch their HARD TICKET TO HAWAII and say aloha to love…also drug lords, “blowup” dolls, razor frisbees, killer snakes, & much MUCH more! RsKT now to make your feed paradise all the time! www.spreaker.com/episode/hard...
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So that huge personal news has finally manifested. Jess and I found our dream house, five minutes from where we live now, on 5 wooded acres inside of Austin, with hiking trails, and a third story office with Hill Country views. And we closed this morning! Here’s a peek at my new office and view!
Jess and I in a selfie in front of a three story brick home and surrounding treesSame as before, only I’m kissing Jess.A large third story office with a spiral staircase leading down. Three windows peer out into a wooded valley.A closer photo of the office view. Lots of trees and a few distant nice houses.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If this bill isn’t nicknamed the Bring the Jobs Home Act, they are missing out on a real opportunity.
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Merrill Barr @merrillbarr.com · 24/09/2026
Guys, this think is fucking COMPETITIVE. It is equally comparable to what Canada, EU and Australia are offering. And it’s stackable with state offerings. And it contains NO cultural test like was feared. It’s pure dollars and cents. Xs and Os. 23 pages of lean, mean, targeted legislation.
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hello Los Angeles, you cheeky monkey! If you don’t have anything to do on Saturday, how about joining me at the fabulous Egyptian Theatre to come see THIS? beyondfest.com/film/rogue-t...
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Rogue Trooper - Beyond Fest
From the anarchic British comic 2000 AD, it tells the story of 19, a Genetic Infantry soldier, who is accidentally dropped behind enemy lines in the midst of a secret military operation. With the bioc...
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m seated for my most anticipated movie of Fantastic Fest, ROMA ELASTICA. Bertrand Mandico makes movies for a very narrow band of people, but I’m in it. Cannot. Fucking. Wait.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The vast majority of creatives are struggling. Writers are leaving LA in droves. Directors are driving Uber when they aren't lucky enough to get gigs directing dubs or subs for foreign films. Recognizable actors are finding jobs they won't be recognized in. The whole industry is shitty right now.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
DEAD MEDIA. A scrappy DIY horror film that is as Minneapolis a movie as it gets. When friends decide to spin up a long lost horror film, they find a special feature that unleashes the film into their home. Really uses DVD cleverly to create a new kind of analog horror. Really dug it. Coming soon!
Poster for DEAD MEDIA. A woman holds a DVD of NIGHT OF THE LURCHERS in front of her face as blue light streams out from behind it.
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JosephScrimshaw @josephscrimshaw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Huge thanks to everyone who came to last night’s screening of our haunted DVD horror film, Dead Media. And special thanks to my old pal @crobertcargill.bsky.social for moderating a great Q&A and a post-screening catch up. Next up: Dallas & Houston! www.antennareleasing.com/films/deadme...
Two smiling men look at the camera. One holds a martini, the other just finished a whiskey.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ALPHA GANG. It’s like a Wes Anderson movie as if directed by Quentin Dupieux that turns into a Peckinpah movie. Tonally BONKERS and NOT for everyone. But it was for me. By the time the Nietzer Ebb needle drop happens, I was in love. Full of heart and culty weirdness. Gonna be divisive, but great.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
GODMOTHER. Rad desert folk horror. Riley Dandy shines as a hot mess you would absolutely let ruin your life. And Bruce Davison and Dee Wallace give absolutely unhinged performances. A must see for folk horror fans.
A woman lit in red screams while something weird is crawling out of her mouth.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jessica Rothe has been in three FF films this year and crushed it in all of them. Also, just a beautiful human. Everything you want her to be. If you’re not a fan yet, you will be shortly.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This has been the best Fantastic Fest in years. So many great films. I’ve already seen 3 of my favorite movies of the year and we still have four days left to go! Watching all these movies with Jess and 2000 of my closest friends is always my favorite week of the year, but this year is special.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
PATHETIC FALLACY is Adam Egypt Mortimer’s best film by a country mile. It’s got a Panos Cosmatos look and feel, but a huge emotional heart that wrecked me. Kid Cudi is amazing as the lead and editing by @veradrew22.bsky.social gives it a dreamy unearthly feel. A great fucking movie. LOVED IT!
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
IN A VIOLENT NATURE 2 fucking rips. Where the first film follows “Jason” this one follows “Tommy”. It’s a fun, fantastic, tight camp slasher. Lots of great kills and is a worthy successor to the original. Its different enough that if the first one didn’t work for you, this one might.
Poster with the title on a white background. A metal hook and chain form the number 2.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
PRIMETIME. Holy fucking shit. Two days ago I believed Malkovich had the Oscar in the bag. Now it’s a two horse race. Pattinson is incredible. Best of his career great. An unbelievably great movie that will garner nonstop awards talk. One of the best movies I’ve seen all year. So fucking good.
Primetime poster. Robert Pattinson in light silhouette again blue static.
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Junkfood Cinema @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
New episode dropped from above! In this main-feed installment of SepTIMber, Brian & @crobertcargill.bsky.social pass the basket for a little hostage comedy funnier than all holy hell Get ready to praise the lord & PASS THE AMMO! Can I get a RsKT?!! #RIPTimCurry www.spreaker.com/episode/sept...
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A PRAYER FOR THE DYING. Bleak, depressing, heartbreaking, and possibly the best representation of what it is to be a husband I’ve ever seen. Incredible performances. Expect this to play the Cinematech’s Bleak Week every five years or so. A great heartbreaker.
Big head poster above a circle on fire as two figures point rifles at one another.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
RIVER. All the buzz is right. A stripped down, gnarly slasher that delivers everything promised on the label. A family gets stranded on a river and gets chased by a mask wearing maniac. Beautifully shot, very well acted, tense, terrifying, and fun! Just fucking great.
A woman I. A life vest floats in a river.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mother. Fucking. HALF. The best Indian action film since RRR. When a brother and sister who are half vampires get robbed and murdered by a band of thugs, they rise from the grave for very bloody revenge with fights from the choreographer of NIGHT COMES FOR US. Most fun I’ve had at a movie all year!
A car flies through the air in front of a pair of vampires  as another woman looks on.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If we get a movie better than WILD HORSE NINE this year, we shall truly be blessed. Laughed. Cried. Marveled. A perfect film. Expect everyone you know to not shut the fuck up about it.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
BEWARE BOIUNA is really fun. When a ship full of doctors runs afoul of some nasty dudes, it causes a chase down the river through the jungle. But the goddess of the jungle, a massive, deadly snake, has other plans for everyone. Eating them. Her plan is eating them. Great pissed off nature flick!
Poster for BEWARE BOIUNA

A woman covered I. Mud has the scales of a massive snake behind her.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yep. RESIDENT EVIL is as good as you hear. Not what I expected. Smaller, more contained, but by far the best of the series, by a country mile. What if a glorified DoorDash driver wandered into Raccoon City on the first night. Funny, terrifying, so many good jumps, but most of all: FUN! Check it out!
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
She is one of the best people I've ever worked with and exceeds every expectation you have for her.
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