iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 6h

Once you earn a white boy’s trust you may feed him popcorn shrimp right out of your hand

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 4h

Have you tried throwing a stress ball at someone’s face

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 5h

[being murdered in autumn] me: *being murdered* murderer: *murdering* leaf blower: WHHHHHHRRRR

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

WIFE: We want to renew our vows. ME: *hands priest paper* WIFE: We wrote them ourselves. PRIEST: *pointing* What’s this word? WIFE: “Combatant.”

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/10/2026

This is your occasional reminder that generative "AI" in particular could have been developed on public domain materials and/or licensed and compensated works but the major players intentionally, methodically and systemically chose to steal labor from working creative folks instead

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Can we start over I wasn't ready

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

yeah, but see the problem is i don’t believe in hell so i’m going to need these people to suffer now

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“Thomas, Albert and I will take tea in the library.” “Very good, sir.” “Also, please see if Mrs. Wickham still has any of those delightful salmon biscuits.” “Of course, sir.”

Two black & white kittens with white curled mustaches sit on a hardwood floor.

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

wonder if it’s a bad idea for bad people to have unfettered access to machines that can get access to banks, robots, drones, cars and weapons. Who knows

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Saying Trump is ‘ethically challenged‘ is like saying Jeffrey Dahmer had an ‘eating disorder‘

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Halbeerz @halz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

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John @johncnj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My biggest professional disappointment is that in all the time I spent in HR I never had the opportunity in an interview to say ‘please explain the gap in your resume’ to a candidate when they listed The Gap as an employer.

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John @johncnj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

When I see a headline about ‘Massive Hack at the FBI’ I’m gonna’ need clarification if they’re talking about a data breach or Kash Patel.

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Eric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Job interview with a real live person scheduled for this week, although I would probably settle for a passable deepfake.

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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I can't be the only person who thinks it would be incredibly satisfying to smack an enemy with a very large fish

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If by no ads, you mean all ads, we got you. All for the low low price of $109.99.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

just put together a Dögg from IKEA, but I think I screwed something up

French bulldog asleep on a couch on its belly with its back legs pointed up.

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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

I love Thanksgiving. It’s the one day I can eat like I’m on death row, surrounded by the people who put me there

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 25/09/2026

Very rich of this company to think I even remember the job they're rejecting me for

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President Werewolf G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol First night as a vampire hunter: oh no

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 12/10/2023

Here sweetie, let me help you with that hot glue gun, only grownups are careful enough to not AHHHH BUTTFUCKING SHIT NUTS

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 03/10/2023

if you eat right, exercise and get plenty of sleep you can be confused for an extra seven to ten years

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

i only took this job in sales for a global prosthetics company so i could tell everyone that i was an international arms dealer

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Three years of planning, two bribed security guards, and one unlocked warehouse door later, Nancy had finally freed her family from the hellscape that was Kohl’s. After the brief, but intoxicating moment of exultation passed, she was left with just one burning question. Now what?

Four naked mannequins stand in the grass in front of a hedge, a tree in the foreground.

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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Remember in 2020 when the interest rate was really low so investment firms bought up all available housing all over North America by outbidding the working class thus pushing housing prices up and then raised everyone’s rent when the interest rate went up? The rising cost of everything is planned.

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Animal facts: 1. Scientists theorise there are more than 100 animals 2. Cats can have as many as 4 legs 3. Many creatures are also animals

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

you want me to be well informed but you also want me to not act insane so you see the conundrum right

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Welcome to your 40s. Time moves much faster now. Welcome to your 50s

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The other day a guy my age called me a young man so I reflexively asked him if he’d buy a case of Schlitz for me and my friends

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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

[Meets someone with my exact personality] You are literally the most annoying person I’ve ever met.

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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Why do I feel like if they tore down the tarp Trump would treat it as a grave act of terrorism, unlike the patriots who beat up cops and smashed their way into the Capitol.

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

BREAKING: Gas prices rise to Donald Trump raped children per gallon.

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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Jesus: Here's some wine. *giggles* Judas: Did you walk on this?

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Hiring an older handyman to watch me fix stuff and say "good job"

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

At this point, ask your doctor for their pharmaceutical rep's direct number.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

We didn’t have fidget spinners when I was a kid. We had cigarettes

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

me: if land in the water is an “island” then water on land should be an “isntland” webster’s editor: how do you keep getting in here

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Making reservations for me and 7 friends under “Donner” just to hear: Donner, party of ate

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Spirit Halloween Hiring Manager: And where do you see yourself in five days

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The difference between a catacomb and a basement is skulls. Catacomb without skulls? Thats a basement. Skulls in your basement? Thats a catacomb. Tired of having to keep saying this

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John @johncnj.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I hate to sound like Chicken Little or even worse someone who engages in conspiracy theories, but when the techbros suddenly call for restraint in AI development it makes you wonder what happened. It’s not like they suddenly became rational and responsible all on their own.

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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 15/09/2026

if I know you're a fucking moron, and I argue with you, I suppose I'd be even stupider. but goddammit I want to smack the living shit out of you anyway just for interrupting my existence

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