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harpy @harpy.party · 20/09/2026

selling used panties at the farmer's market

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Everyone you know is fighting a battle you know nothing about: A terrible war against tiny elves

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

questionable to return (balls and butt and taint)

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niteynite @niteynite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Under controversial new NFL rule, QB must give consent before he is sacked

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Micah @rincewind.run · 20/09/2026

lebron you are a fucking billionaire you simply do not need to exploit your fans like this stop it

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niteynite @niteynite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Under controversial new NFL rule, QB must give consent before he is sacked

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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 17/09/2026

no, I am in fact NOT interested in training your shitty AI models with which you intend to replace my entire industry, YES I am saying that despite being out of work for 19 1/2 months

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Let’s exchange scented soaps and pretend none of this ever happened

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

And the gold medal for falling asleep on the bathroom bench while putting on her underwear (women under 80 division) goes to...

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Really? A fucking salad?? - Julius Caesar coming back to life

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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

the best thing about being in my 40s by far has been the freedom to refer to anonymous guys in their late teens/early 20s as “kid” like Han Solo calls Luke in Star Wars. been waiting my whole life for this. worth every second. indescribable feeling of power.

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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Friend shared this video of a man unveiling the library he hid when he fled Damascus in 2011. It’s incredible

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

have we tried making other fruits taste like cotton candy or are we just sticking with grapes

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 18/07/2026

(Me in the horror movie where the problem is that there are too many Jessica Chastains) I volunteer to investigate the problem

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

My parents when I was born: "I can't wait for them to grow up and repeatedly fix the printer for us"

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niteynite @niteynite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Reddit is sponsoring a voter registration drive. Libertarian president, here we come.

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

FACT: every spider you consume while you sleep did not see that coming.

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Tippi Hedren Collider @linanneblack.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The fridge is making a new noise, the water filter is making a new noise, the cat is making a new noise, it's ominous-rattle season.

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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Things keep getting worse under RFK Jr

A photograph taken at a grocery store meat department showing packages of raw ground beef inside a refrigerated display case. Mounted on the glass above the meat is a sign printed on a white sheet of paper that reads: "Limit of 15 People in the Meat".

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[Big Scream] @turdfartlet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"Jesus take the wheel!" [Jesus pulls a wheel of cheese from behind my ear] "Classic Jesus!" The crash leaves our bodies unidentifiable

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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

As I walked through the valley of the shadow of death, I pooped my pants a little bit. Not gonna lie.

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niteynite @niteynite.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

A lobster bib is the big helmet of fine dining.

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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Flock is trying to recruit ARTISTS on job recruiting sites. I saw this while helping an artist friend look for part-time jobs and nearly vomited. “Visual storytelling” — What in the Leni Riefenstahl is this shit?

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niteynite @niteynite.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

A lobster bib is the big helmet of fine dining.

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

A lobster bib humiliates both participants.

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

We've all got the one homie that was replaced by a near identical doppelganger but we don't say anything about because clone or not they still got a pool

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11/09/2026

shifty looking guy in a trenchcoat accosted me in the alley and asked if I was looking for sticks. Sure, I said, but how speedy are we talkin? Says he's out of everything but the really premium name-brand stuff so I just got a taste and I guess I'll have to hope it holds me over for a few years

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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

My only take is that I remember speculation on what future attacks could look like (random shots into crowds, sabotaging infrastructure, driving a car into a mall etc) and all those things have been used by right-wing domestic terrorists

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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

anthropic: we're going to kill you openai: we're going to kill you first me on ai: write me a new year's greeting for my cousins

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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Thursday 2: Too Friday

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niteynite @niteynite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Sure, it's Friday. But is it Friday enough?

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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I don't necessarily consider myself a bad guy but if I lived in the wild west and money was tight I'd absolutely just rob a train or stage coach holy shit how could you not

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Toronto Man @fucklandlords.com · 11/09/2026

Why am I finding out, I didn't fuck around

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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 11/09/2026

Growth investors looking to maximize SPN returns are advised to enter into forward contract strips of ten orders of 4 pc nuggets, and arbitrage surplus sauces on the secondary market.

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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 11/09/2026

Long Term Sauce Per Nugget Yield Curve Flashing Red 4 pc = 0.25 SPN 6 pc = 0.167 SPN 10 pc = 0.2 SPN 20 pc = 0.15 SPN 40 pc = 0.1 SPN

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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 11/09/2026

I should be ashamed of myself but where’s the fun in that

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Vampires even have that thing about not going in unless they’re invited so what’s the problem, what’s the damn problem. You have your Belmonts and your Van Helsings and your Blades and all of them could be solving real problems like poverty, end of story.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Everyone is always like “oh Dracula is so bad, oh Dracula is so weird and horny, Dracula bit my dad” but Dracula also has times when he’s just at his house for 200 years bothering no one so maybe chill out

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 10/09/2026

Every time I look online I see dumb shit that sucks

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

[spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is “gullible” KID: definition JUDGE: easily deceived KID: sentence JUDGE: people with low IQs are often gullible KID: spelling JUDGE: G-U-L-L-I-B-hey wait a minute

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niteynite @niteynite.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

Fear and (self) Loathing in my Living Room

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 20/11/2024